Pot Roast

[NeverWinHere]

That reminds me of my single day's.

The house was filthy and a hit was in the crack pipe and I was bored until I cracked open my first beer. I would normally hire a hooker but lately after a hit of cocaine it took me 5 to 6 hours and sometimes have to pay her the full $15.00 a night plus $1.50 tip. After lighting the pipe all I can smell is the coke. My family was never a big crack smokers but I was! Although my family didnt like crack I decided I would try something new when cooking up a batch. I mixed in a touch of heroin to the cocaine and made a giant rock. My family wouldnt dare try it but let me tell you it was the best buzz I ever had! I remember thinking how good it smelled just talking about it.

Well now Im Jonesin.......

See! Your not the only one bored!




Note: This post is purely fictional . Just so no one gets the wrong impression.

hahaha, well, at first I thought what?

funny!

[RocketManAA]

hahaha, well, at first I thought what?

funny!

Just trying to get a laugh. I hope you didn't find the post offensive. Only a joke!