Why Eejit is my friend?

[PANAMHIEST]

Eejit101 is my good friend because:

1. anyone named eejit has gotta be cool in my book
2. He cleans toilets lol (not really)
3. He is the boss's right hand man(hopefully in a good non lubricated way!)
4. When he farts, navuta can tell you what he ate the night before
5. He loves to rag on us fellow NDNs.
6. He has a bartenders wisdom
7. he is an honest straight forward kinda guy
8. He once busted me spamming
9. He can play some good poker
10. He once was spotted by the coast guard, reportedly in a large yellow craft. Upon closer inspection, they realized it was a large rubber ducky, he was deranged from stopping in brazil to import metabolic spicy to PANAMHIEST, identity not confirmed
11.Upon deportation, he escaped, reportedly by a band of NDNs disguised as mounties.
12. whereabouts unkwown.