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    Default Eejit101's random thought of the day

    Ok, for today, tuesday 30th june....

    At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07.08.09. This won't happen again until year 2109 !!!

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    I don't always end my post with lmfao. I just do when whatever I think is funny that I write so that's what I put it.

    I'll keep the lmfao's down to a minimun but I have to be honest. The fact that you asked why and I am answering such a thing makes me want to laugh my f*cking a$$ off.

    I won't spell the letters out though because I wouldn't want to offend or annoy you.

    Would you settle for a lol?

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    Id settle for another under-used member of the punctuation family, the full stop/period....

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    That's crazy that you guys call it a full stop. But if that's what you want, that's what you'll get eejit.

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    Aww, i miss it now, lmfao!

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    And to get this thread back on topic after my lame atttempt at humoUr (***n yanks cant spell humoUUUr).....

    Thought for monday - And this is something i wanna know

    If you stay awake your body will shut down after a certain period of time. Itll close down systems until you rest, hence hallucinations, feinting, muscle spasms and everything else. My musing is - What exactly does sleep do to avoid this? The brain shuts down a bit yeah, but its not a laptop, you dont use it then have to charge it, its another organ, repeat to fade type job like the heart. I dont get it.

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    Truthfully, this is a long story. However this is an excellent site (Credible) and holds a wealth of information all on and about sleep. (Brain Basics: Understanding Sleep: National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke (NINDS)) You might find it interesting and helpful.

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    Since you don't get it, Eejit, you must be getting lots of sleep.

    You should experiment with sleep deprivation hallucinations.

    Might find something you didn't know you were looking for.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn1GaaLhz4g

    WARNING THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
    Last edited by freeringo; 07-13-2009 at 06:45 AM.

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    My walls moved, and i havent slept in 24 hours so thats probably normal anyway.

    Lori - ill read that in a bit, thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    My walls moved, and i havent slept in 24 hours so thats probably normal anyway.

    Lori - ill read that in a bit, thanks
    Vn1GaaLhz4g">Vn1GaaLhz4g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350">
    Are they still moving?

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    No, mainly as my eyes keep closing and im using dynamite to open them again

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    No, mainly as my eyes keep closing and im using dynamite to open them again

    WAKE UP Eejit WAKE UP

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    im awake, for now

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Aww, i miss it now, lmfao!
    This is brilliant!

    But question...how can you call me a yank if I'm from the south? That's doesn't make sense.

    And just because you miss it so, lmfao!

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    is the thought of the day over this is the 19th last post was the 13th ..I would say u owe us 6 thoughts...now these do not have to be in alphabetical order or even in order of significance ... Just sling them at us ...... Can anyone really have 6 thoughts in one day? man I'm excited to find out... and eejisms to boot ..jack pot...ok i'll just sit here and wait .ok waiting ? .oh yeah i have to submit before you can reply ok off I go

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    Grrr, forgot, busy eej.

    1 - Love is just a word. Its the feeling the word implies that matters.
    2 - Every dog has its day.
    3 - If Jesus was alive today, noone would believe him. Which is odd.
    4 - How long must it have taken to create a langauge? More than a few years, so how do you pass the knowledge down if you cant write?
    5 - Swine Flu is just mild flu. It just affect people with existing illnesses quicker. Hence death.
    6 - Chips are money. Noone gets that

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Grrr, forgot, busy eej.

    1 - Love is just a word. Its the feeling the word implies that matters.
    2 - Every dog has its day.
    3 - If Jesus was alive today, noone would believe him. Which is odd.
    4 - How long must it have taken to create a langauge? More than a few years, so how do you pass the knowledge down if you cant write?
    5 - Swine Flu is just mild flu. It just affect people with existing illnesses quicker. Hence death.
    6 - Chips are money. Noone gets that
    For your thought of the day this is the one that totally made sense to me.

    The one about the languages.

    It is amazing and mind-boggling that no one has ever mentioned this before.

    At least not to me or no one I know.

    When did you think this up.

    It's brilliant.

    For sure.

    Wish that would've been my thought of the day.

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    i just made it up ont he spot

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    Regarding 6- I get that!!

    That's why I love the poker room.

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    I get number six too.

    But you see.

    My name is KaciBlakely. I'm a member of a forum and I have a gambling problem and gamble all my chipies away.

    I'll learn better next time or the next I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    i just made it up ont he spot
    that wouldn't be the spot the dog of the day made right over there would it? hope not...i so get number 2 or was that number one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    i just made it up ont he spot
    Isn't that how true geniuses work?

    I wouldn't know, so I am asking the master.

    And trying not to laugh my arse off as I typed that question.

    Just to let you know.

    It didn't work.

    I laughed my ares off anyways.

    Good thoughts though.

    And you have more than one today so congrats are in order.

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    I miss eejj!

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    Im back!

    God i go missing for one day and it all falls apart

    Thoght for today - Welsh men are awesome lovers

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Im back!

    God i go missing for one day and it all falls apart

    Thoght for today - Welsh men are awesome lovers

    Don't know any Welshians.

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    Me you dumbasss

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