Ringo's stupid questions?

[freeringo]

How far does an ANT have to fall before he injures or kills himself?

Have you ever noticed that an ant crawling on the wall can fall several feet and act like nothing happened?

[eejit101]

i asked NDN a smiliar thing last night. How come you can flick a fly or tiny winged thing, or evne an ant, and flick it hard, and they still just wander off.

And i believe your ant thing is to do with weight/velocity.

It wont travel fast enough due to weight to pick up the speed to cause it ti tumble allowing for a nonsafe landing at higher speed due to the shape of its body. If it falls slowly, it can slow itself down.

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I've always wondered whether or not deer cry. Can anyone shed some light on this?

[eejit101]

Yes. Bambi cried when her mum got shot. Nuff said.

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Yes. Bambi cried when her mum got shot. Nuff said.

Very true. Bambi is so real that it's practically a documentary!

[eejit101]

Birrrrrr

Birrrrrrrrrrrr Duh.

[freeringo]

City deer like around my house have it made.

Forest deer may cry over the death of a loved one, but they do it in hiding.

I loved bambi, I cryed too when MUM died.

[BnLM5]

Really, you cried, I had a breakdown when mom died. That was the saddest movie I had ever seen.

[taylovesthebeatles]

"Bir-Duh!" was my first word as a child! No lie.

[eejit101]

Mine was helicopter. Honestly.

And i cried when i was 7, not seen it reecently, but ive gone all g4y and emotional, so id probably slit my wrists

[GloBug]

well its like a cat. how do they always land on there feet. and as for the deers crying i have only seen doves cry. hmmm where did i get that from. lol

[eejit101]

"But i never seen an elephant fly"

[GloBug]

"But i never seen an elephant fly"

didnt dumbo fly sometime during that factual movie.

[freeringo]

What would happen if you used hand sanitizer on the other parts of your body?

[GloBug]

What would happen if you used hand sanitizer on the other parts of your body?

well im not sure if it would clean my ***. only a luffa and some industrial cleaner would do it. lol but i would make u smell good. lol

[eejit101]

Nah, dumbo wasnt a documentary. Idiot.


Finding Nemo - as NDN informed me today and i completely agree, is so true it hurts.


"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeee"

[GloBug]

Nah, dumbo wasnt a documentary. Idiot.


Finding Nemo - as NDN informed me today and i completely agree, is so true it hurts.


"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeee"

i neve said it was a documentary. read my post dumbo. it was a real movie just like the easter bunny and santa clause. mateyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[taylovesthebeatles]

Nah, dumbo wasnt a documentary. Idiot.


Finding Nemo - as NDN informed me today and i completely agree, is so true it hurts.


"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeee"

I touched the butt!!

Most importantly tho, sharks are nice, and "Fish are friends, not food!"

Also, I speak whale. And have a Squishy.

[KaciBlakely]

Bambi was a boy. Sorry but it's true!

[eejit101]

Bambi was a skunt.


And "just keep swimming, just keep swimming"

[knowledge]

Did you mean skunk or are you as braindead as me.ROFL

Bambi was just another dinner!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Did you mean skunk or are you as braindead as me.ROFL

Bambi was just another dinner!

Flower was the skunk, dummy!

If you can't say somefin' nice, don't say aaanything at all *nods sagely*

[eejit101]

No, a skunt.

Go use and find it.

[BnLM5]

Eejit just loves this link, as it helps him understand what people really mean. Now he has me looking there too. Pretty soon you'll all be stuck on urban dictionary! Yeah! Wait and see! You'll go there and find yourself looking up all kinds of stuff, and find yourself thinking hummm?

[freeringo]

Mondays stupid question

Not as stupid as Eejits thought for the day.

But close

If you can please some of NDN members all the time,
but you can't please all the NDN members some of the time.
Then which Eeyore does Eejit remind us of?






Hey fluffy bottom, you want to play?