Wanna See How Bad I Run?????

[eejit101]

No, this isnt a youtube cli to me jogging, its the hand history of a poker hand... (A typical loss for me today and yesterday)... ENJOY!



Seat 1: xxco*** (3347.00 in chips)
Seat 2: Orso*** (2600.00 in chips)
Seat 3: eeejit101 (3150.00 in chips)
Seat 5: ALLL*** (7865.00 in chips)
Seat 6: 9ofW*** (7905.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Ugly*** (1700.00 in chips)
Seat 9: wins*** (2416.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Snuf*** (2385.00 in chips)
Orso***: posts small blind 75
eeejit101: posts big blind 150
Dealt to eeejit101 [ Qh 4s ]
MrBi***: folds
ALLL***: folds
9ofW***: folds
Ugly***: folds
wins***: folds
Snuf***: folds
xxco***: folds
Orso***: raises to 300
eeejit101: calls
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ 4c 3h Qc ]
Orso***: checks
eeejit101: bets 500
Orso***: is all in 2300.0000
eeejit101: calls
Orso***: shows Jd As
eeejit101: shows Qh 4s
# # # TURN # # # [ Tc ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ Kc ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Orso*** wins 5,200 with Straight, Ace high




Please notice my hand vs his hand....... dear god


And im finding more!!!

[eejit101]

DAILY $10K BOUNTY!!
Seat 1: AAlu*** (3000.00 in chips)
Seat 2: guin*** (2980.00 in chips)
Seat 3: mand*** (2820.00 in chips)
Seat 4: zman*** (3940.00 in chips)
Seat 5: dave*** (2860.00 in chips)
Seat 6: eeejit101 (2190.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Fold*** (2960.00 in chips)
Seat 8: fish*** (3330.00 in chips)
Seat 9: aces*** (3000.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Mook*** (3000.00 in chips)
eeejit101: posts small blind 10
Fold***: posts big blind 20
Dealt to eeejit101 [ Ad Ac ]
fish***: folds
aces***: folds
Mook***: folds
AAlu***: folds
guin***: calls
mand***: calls
zman***: calls
dave***: folds
eeejit101: raises to 120
Fold***: is all in 2940.0000
guin***: folds
mand***: folds
zman***: folds
eeejit101: is all in 2070.0000
Fold***: returns uncalled bet 770
eeejit101: shows Ad Ac
Fold***: shows Kh Kd
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ As 9h Kc ]
# # # TURN # # # [ 5h ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ Ks ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fold*** wins 4,440 with Four of a Kind, Kings
Tournament: Fold*** wins 10 bounty.

[allinking17]

OUCH.... i feel for you eej... that 2nd one with the quads is just terrible. What site is that 10k bounty on though by the way?

[eejit101]

CAke, both are cake.

Sucks to be me bro, but im playing fine, just losing the big ones!

[USCTrojans]

Cake aint giving you any cake at all huh eej?

[dabber1]

Eejit, those are 2 of the funniest things I have seen!!!!!!!!!!

[USCTrojans]

That run up against quad kings almost made me puke... been there man, on a cash $5/10game and lost almost $900

[dabber1]

If you see me playing for 900.00 shoot me......LOL

[USCTrojans]

Well, I had been dealt AA and flopped AKK and turn was blank and river as well.... I had Aces full of Ks to run into the KKKK wall....LOLOLOL

[eejit101]

Eejit, those are 2 of the funniest things I have seen!!!!!!!!!!

funny? heh, sicko

[NeverWinHere]

Sickning!!!!!!

[dabber1]

Hey, if you don't see the humor in those two scenarios I think you are the sick one!

[USCTrojans]

LOL, if that would happen same day for me, I would have to go out and buy a new mouse LMAO!