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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by
failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
- Theodore Roosevelt
My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman
Macaroni and cheese is better than sleeping with a Welshman.
Quote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
Colorado Springs Eternal
Beautifully said. You're so well spoken! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
I have been compared to a modern Shakespeare.
Just with more humour and less olde englishe vocabulary:)
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-John Lennon
And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
-The Beatles
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Good one from work today....
Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me
Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"
I swore at him.
Another good one from work......
Customer to me -
Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"
Ben to Me - " YOUR FIRED"Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
I don't like crowdsQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Rofl.
I love u man
I love you too but not while rolling on the floorQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Tay the quote by Eleanor Roosevelt it one of my all time favorites! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gawd great minds think alike. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care
Hey... everybody swears lots of bad language words... And I get beatn up.lol..
SO... Hope the games will go on.
Are they?
Humm, good holiday times, for us all.
Have to finish university. Have a test in one week.
Hugs
I love quotes so I will share another today...
"Each human being is a unique work of art.
When we accept our flaws along with our strengths, as a part of who we are, we realize
both make us beautiful."
- G.L. Patrick
I think what he meant to say was........Quote:
Originally Posted by knowledge
I'm coming in anyway.
Ya know Ringo I agree with you on that one for sure!
Knowledge did ya bump your head coming in the forum door hun?
Here is my quote for the day...
"Loose lips sink ships"
-Author Unknown
i dont get the meaning of that??
I understand it as ... open mouth insert foot.. or sometimes people say things that hurt or mess things up.
The best way to get out of US Open rough is to stay out of it.
I don't get this one Ringo. Is it going over me head?
the tallest of men don't allways under stand whats said!!!
When your ball lies in 18 inch tall grass (fescue) and you have to take a drop back into the same grass to get relief from your unplayable lie, you will understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by BnLM5
I am glad I am short then.Quote:
Originally Posted by sloeddie
However I hear ignorance is bliss.
I will never know.
the sentence as stated was not meant to referance anyone living or dead!!
I'm a bobble headQuote:
Originally Posted by sloeddie
"Protect the man to your left"
HOW? by yeilding the right of wayQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Watch 300.....
BTW - 2 minutes - Ring Ring
ok ok ok okQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
"this is sparta"
I got it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Create an impenatrable force.
something like stand straight and tall protect the leader because thats ME...