Sweet.
Im taller than he is tho. And IMO i dont see it that much. Apparnetly everyone else does. Meh.
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Sweet.
Im taller than he is tho. And IMO i dont see it that much. Apparnetly everyone else does. Meh.
1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
put it in front of my door at night so I could hear if someone was trying to break in the
front door, I spend alot of time upstairs
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Spy on my family and get to the truth of many questions
3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To be cancer free right now
4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a juicy peach of course
5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
because I bounce off the walls when I drink Three Olive Grape Vodka and Redbull
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 12
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I can do anything, I always get the job done
so am i freaking hired or what. i need to know soon because i got a few other job offers but i am holding out for this one. eejit u said u would hire me but i dont know if u got any pull for this one. some douche bag from HR named freeringo hasnt returned my calls can u put in a good word for me eejit. thanks a million.
I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.
I fired him and hired you to do his job
now thats what im talking about. just the kind of person i want to work for. cool ill tell the other job offers to go screw themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.:-x
run everyone run he has a gun. he is going postal ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhQuote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
Dear Eejit
HR Dept
1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would have it engraved and place it as the first brick of many on the pathway of life
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would spy on all Eejits coworkers and report back to him
3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
I would wish that Eejit get promoted, that I might get my old job back
4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
an avocado
5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Like a tennis ball, I always bounce back
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? I will do Eejits laundry if he would hire me back
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
I am the qualified one remember, you #*&%@#&%$.
1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would leave it under my driver seat in my vehicle so that should I ever be in an accident and can't get out i'd use it to smash my window.
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would board as many planes as possible and travel around the world for free
3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
to always have good luck and pass on good luck to people around me when i choose
4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a tomato because you'll never be sure of what I am (keep you guessing)
5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
I love playing team sports
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 4 to 6 times
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I would keep you happy and am a fast learner, willing to try
24-7, you have another interview!
Ringo - welcome back!
another interview..... don't you know I'm a busy person? this better be the interview where we negotiate my signing bonus!
Dear Ms 247, your application has been disposed due to rudeness towards senior management.
Ty, and good night. Im off to give a cat an orgasm
LMAO........ almost makes me happy that I got canned...... what did I almost get myself into, I do have good luck after all!
Lol.
At least u laughed