Competition! - Random Gifts

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Originally Posted by eejit101

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

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BLAH BLAH BALH

I'm still waiting for you to do one of the dares for chips you started in July.

So BLAH BLAH BLAH

I'll believe it when I see it.

Very amusing idea though.
You must be bored:lurk5:

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Originally Posted by freeringo

BLAH BLAH BALH

I'm still waiting for you to do one of the dares for chips you started in July.

So BLAH BLAH BLAH

I'll believe it when I see it.

Very amusing idea though.
You must be bored:lurk5:

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lol..
what would u give to her ringo?
give jen some NDN chips..
very ramdom...

A small bottle of massage oil and a pair of comfy socks. Then she can relax after work when she is with you.

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Originally Posted by navuta

lol..
what would u give to her ringo?
give jen some NDN chips..
very ramdom...

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I would like to give her a nice spanking.

mmmm I'll take the foot rub, and the lunch (OF COURSE LOL).

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Originally Posted by markjfixit

most woman I know that are not greedy biotches but nice ladies appreciate the small things. for example offer a nice foot rub when you can tell shes had a crappy day, pack a lunch and hide it in the trunk take her to a park and surprise her. woman dig that stuff and they will show it!! unless of course there goldigging skanks looking for cash and big ticket items those should be left on the curb with the trash but nice ladies love the small crap trust me it works.. next time shes not looking put a love note in her shoe if it dont get at least a nice hug DUMP HER FAST LOL

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mmmm I'll take the foot rub, and the lunch (OF COURSE LOL).

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Originally Posted by sweetpea

mmmm I'll take the foot rub, and the lunch (OF COURSE LOL).

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wow magic how did u do that. u got 2 posts that look the same but one has a quote.

well how about a free deck of ndn cards and a pic of me.

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Originally Posted by GloBug

well how about a free deck of ndn cards and a pic of me.

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I got 3 pics of you and 2 deck of cards already.

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Originally Posted by freeringo

I got 3 pics of you and 2 deck of cards already.

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well send one to jen from eejit and then he can use $10 next week. see eejit im all about the economy.

What about liquid soap and a towel?
after that she will love to take showers with u..
so.. when u are selection the winner itens ????
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how about a pet rock with a pic of your face on it and a bottle of lube.

A stick of bubble gum and a bottle of bubble blowing stuff.

For his tenth birthday, I bought my nephew a box of macaroni and cheese. He still talks about it a decade later. What was funny, other than his reaction when he unwrapped it, was his trying to figure out what it was beforehand--even the sound of the macaronis didn't give it away. That remains the great thing about food items as gifts; people can never guess what they are. For his eleventh birthday, I got him a can of pork and beans, though I stole it from my mom's pantry.

Thus, I recommend food items. Maybe something slightly unusual, like a pomegranate, or a tangelo.

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Originally Posted by BnLM5

A small bottle of massage oil and a pair of comfy socks. Then she can relax after work when she is with you.

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yueah socks with your face on the tops so that they are always looking up her skirt...lol..... i kill myself ....hey ppl pay for this ****..ok ok Im leaving.

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Originally Posted by freeringo

I would like to give her a nice spanking.

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jealous much? now stop sulking that she is monopolizing eejits spare time and wish him well dude! and then grab your wife and go at it yes right there in the livingroom and no dont draw the shades leave em open ..then when u r all sweaty and lying there on the floor all out of breath ..... realize he just wants a little of that..so be happy for him freeringo!

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Originally Posted by GloBug

wow magic how did u do that. u got 2 posts that look the same but one has a quote.

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if screwing up the first post then reposting with a quote is magic, then ABRACADABRA!!! lol

I think eejit forgot about this post.
I wonder if anyone here will be rewarded..:Angel_anim:
Anyway.. I hope he found his right gift for his girl.

hummm lets me think... what about a Snacks potatos chips bag and a bag of plastic balloms?

hum????

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Originally Posted by woohoosue

jealous much? now stop sulking that she is monopolizing eejits spare time and wish him well dude! and then grab your wife and go at it yes right there in the livingroom and no dont draw the shades leave em open ..then when u r all sweaty and lying there on the floor all out of breath ..... realize he just wants a little of that..so be happy for him freeringo!

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My happiness in my relationship with my wife is envious.
I wish Eejit finds true happiness and alot of spankings.

The best gift he could give her is his submission.:smash:

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Originally Posted by freeringo

My happiness in my relationship with my wife is envious.
I wish Eejit finds true happiness and alot of spankings.

The best gift he could give her is his submission.:smash:

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lol... his submission... no please.. dont give it to her.. Eejit would never do that. He is a made man. Dont be fooled by an momentanous love.
I mean.. off course is great u are in love.. but just dont throw your self on a solide relationship... unless u really wish this..
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Anyway congrats.. I think A nice RedWine would be also a nice gift...

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Originally Posted by navuta

I think eejit forgot about this post.

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he's out of town until monday. That's why we got 2 guesses in the name that song thread.

So when I was in Atlantic City, the bars of soap in the hotel room were "Lisa luxury soap"

My gf's name is Lisa.

She's getting the best gift ever tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by TerpZone

So when I was in Atlantic City, the bars of soap in the hotel room were "Lisa luxury soap"

My gf's name is Lisa.

She's getting the best gift ever tomorrow.

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Aw! How thoughtful of you TerpZ. Every where you look there is something to remind you of her. Now that is sweet. And you are gonna give her soap with her name on it. I bet she will save it forever.

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Originally Posted by BnLM5

Aw! How thoughtful of you TerpZ. Every where you look there is something to remind you of her. Now that is sweet. And you are gonna give her soap with her name on it. I bet she will save it forever.

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She loves miniature versions of things too, and the bar of soap is tiny as hell.

Spoiler

I'm all man, for those of you who find it necessary to make a penis joke.

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Originally Posted by TerpZone

So when I was in Atlantic City, the bars of soap in the hotel room were "Lisa luxury soap"

My gf's name is Lisa.

She's getting the best gift ever tomorrow.

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this is a man that know s what a woman wants...jk guy ....very cool!