Competition! - Random Gifts

[eejit101]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

[navuta]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

Hey.. great ramdom competition.
Is always nice to win gifts... iven if its a rose wo took from our neighbor yard, or a post card.

So my gift for Jennifer is a stolen Rose or Flower. (u cant buy it).
And a printed photography. Can be you both togueter or iven a postcard, with a poem writen on the back. I think both gifts toguether would be fantastic.. a rose with a printed photography of u both kissing with a love poem on the back.
what u think?

[TerpZone]

what u think?

I think you don't get the point of this game.

I think you should give her an instruction manual to a random home appliance (washing machine, boiler, air conditioner, etc.) and a bouncy ball.

[navuta]

I think you don't get the point of this game.

I think you should give her an instruction manual to a random home appliance (washing machine, boiler, air conditioner, etc.) and a bouncy ball.

humm... ok i got the spirit.
So i think you should give her a laboratory rat with H1N1 virus, and a used female condom...
is more like that?
very ramdom?
I think she will preffer the rose and the photography.

[Lilred36]

Hmm A mountain dew and a blue MM,yummy.Sounds like you found someone you like alot,kudos DONK!

[Stoneydc04]

A mushroom stamp and some ice?

nah j/k

[TerpZone]

So how quickly until this competition falls apart like your DARE ME TO DO THINGS competition

[markjfixit]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

so you know this girl or your talking random two different woman every week??

[eejit101]

its my girlfriend. And she loves random ****.

And this will keep going every week.

I love the ranom manual and ball idea. Genius.

Navuta, im thinking something sensible, not used condoms and a rat with MRSA or whatever it is.

[Arsenal28]

A ketchup packet from McDonald's and a toothpick that comes in a club sandwich.

[eejit101]

Thats just a bit too....cheap Arsenal.

Remember - dont tell me score. Its on in 25 mins! DONT MENTION IT AT ALL.

Also - My random idea was a Kinder Egg and an envelope containing an Apple Slice

[TerpZone]

Thats just a bit too....cheap Arsenal.

Remember - dont tell me score. Its on in 25 mins! DONT MENTION IT AT ALL.

Also - My random idea was a Kinder Egg and an envelope containing an Apple Slice

Give her an apple containing an envelope.

[navuta]

Hey eejit , I was just being ironic with terpzone..

What about giving her a yellow sunglasses?
and a nail cliper..

[Pokerkitty6]

How about a beer and a lottery ticket...if she wins, tag she's it, her turn to get you something random. I know you don't like the lottery so maybe a bottle opener to go with the beer, after all it is Sat. night. Cheers! It would go well with your pizza!

[woohoosue]

a small jar of honey and hershey kisses

it says love.....awww u r so sweet......u r like candy....... u r sunny..... u r light..... u r creamy ....u melt in my mouth ... i love you jen... ok the last line may be too much

[eejit101]

Hmmm, youd think wouldnt ya

[PANAMHIEST]

Im thinking some cheesy anima and a roll of john wayne toilet paper should do the trick.

[woohoosue]

bath salts of lavender and a lavender colored head bandahhh amore

[eejit101]

They will not force us, and we will stop degrading us, and they will not control us, and we will be victorious

[Lilred36]

a small jar of honey and hershey kisses

it says love.....awww u r so sweet......u r like candy....... u r sunny..... u r light..... u r creamy ....u melt in my mouth ... i love you jen... ok the last line may be too much

He said under 5 dollars,have you tried to buy a jar of honey lately? You know all the bees are dissappearing and were all doomed.Cell phones to blame I think.

[markjfixit]

most woman I know that are not greedy biotches but nice ladies appreciate the small things. for example offer a nice foot rub when you can tell shes had a crappy day, pack a lunch and hide it in the trunk take her to a park and surprise her. woman dig that stuff and they will show it!! unless of course there goldigging skanks looking for cash and big ticket items those should be left on the curb with the trash but nice ladies love the small crap trust me it works.. next time shes not looking put a love note in her shoe if it dont get at least a nice hug DUMP HER FAST LOL

[eejit101]

Lol, she isnt a gold digger.

She = taking me for dinner on Wednesday, as i took her out twice last week.

Seems fair

[navuta]

what about a bottle of a different kind of beer.
And a pop corn bag?
A stone mouse pad.
Sandals Havainas.

[Pokerkitty6]

She should give him a small jar of honey with a smile on her face. Try it once, you'll want it again....

[Dallas12]

A button that say's I'am with stupid

And a Hersey Kiss