Ways to Dump your girlfriend

Top 10

1. During your date, say" I have a HU tourney in 15 minutes, I got to go"

2. Take a cell phone call and claim you have to leave because your fish died.

3. Tell her she's fat

4. At the movies, catch popcorn with your mouth.

5. During Dinner, steal the silverware.

6. Open her car door for her then push her in.

7. During car ride to date, roll up windows and fart.

8. Tell her she reminds you of your ex, the crazy *****.

9. Walk really fast in front of her.

10. During your last moments of the night, you tell her she was swell and give her a hand shake.

Top 10

1. During your date, say" I have a HU tourney in 15 minutes, I got to go"

2. Take a cell phone call and claim you have to leave because your fish died.

3. Tell her she's fat

4. At the movies, catch popcorn with your mouth.

5. During Dinner, steal the silverware.

6. Open her car door for her then push her in.

7. During car ride to date, roll up windows and fart.

8. Tell her she reminds you of your ex, the crazy *****.

9. Walk really fast in front of her.

10. During your last moments of the night, you tell her she was swell and give her a hand shake.[/quote]
Nice one ringo~!!!

LOL....true... I think my girld would leave me after any of these atempts...
Very funy... But right now is just not the time to dump her..
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rofl, awesome link

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Originally Posted by navuta

Nice one ringo~!!!

LOL....true... I think my girld would leave me after any of these atempts...
Very funy... But right now is just not the time to dump her..
:D

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I have a better way.

Have sex with her and then after the orgasms are over, send her on her way with the excuse that it is late, and you have important things to do in the morning.

Then all you have to do is change your cell phone number and tell you neighbors to tell the girl you moved and don't answer the door when she comes around.

This works every time.

My best guy friend does this all the time, but as a best friend I have to cover for him, right?

In the old days, when I was not married and carefree, I would always do my breakups on New Years Eve. I like to start my new year with a bang!!! My husband, Tony, was my friend a few years before we hooked up, so he has seen my New Years Eve breakups. My friends would always get curious around that time of year. Tony is a keeper though. I told him forget about that 7 year itch, it's that 5 year hump you have to get over. I get bored real easy and love the newness of relationships. I told him to keep it new and exciting and we'll be good. 12 years now and I never know what to expect, except for a good time. We have fun where ever we go!!! By the way, all my breakups have been very friendly, they were my choice and they just didn't work out. I never called any of them names because they were my choice to begin with. Most guys wish they had a breakup so easy! I tell them it was good til the end, nice being with you and have a great life.

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

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Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

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Yes, you are weird. I realize everybody farts that's a given. But for Christ sake, Tay you don't have to grunt and do it loud. Just do it quietly and grab their head pull em toward ya and ask em to help you sniff it up. And shut the door when ya take a dump if they have to come in do a courtesy flush, it's the polite thing to do. lol

Other wise you could belch everywhere in public. Hell burp a song to her, you won't have to dump her, Because she will never come back.

i like to say " It's not you ,It's eej!" that seems to work. they seem to know who eej is ..funny huh?

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Originally Posted by BnLM5

Yes, you are weird. I realize everybody farts that's a given. But for Christ sake, Tay you don't have to grunt and do it loud. Just do it quietly and grab their head pull em toward ya and ask em to help you sniff it up. And shut the door when ya take a dump if they have to come in do a courtesy flush, it's the polite thing to do. lol

Other wise you could belch everywhere in public. Hell burp a song to her, you won't have to dump her, Because she will never come back.

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Haha I didn't mean being overtly and excessively gross! Just normal, you know! You make me lol.

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Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

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My best friend and wife's favorite thing to do it fart in the car with the windows up. Then she announces "Oh sorry I farted"
I quickly roll down my window and the smell hits me right in the face everytime. "pay backs a *****" she laughs.

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Originally Posted by KaciBlakely

I have a better way.

Have sex with her and then after the orgasms are over, send her on her way with the excuse that it is late, and you have important things to do in the morning.

Then all you have to do is change your cell phone number and tell you neighbors to tell the girl you moved and don't answer the door when she comes around.

This works every time.

My best guy friend does this all the time, but as a best friend I have to cover for him, right?

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i think this has happen to you before? am i right?

tell her your ***

have a friend call you in the middle of the date and when she ask who it was tell her it was her bestfriend and that she invited you over since her parents are out of town.

just make fun of every little dumb thing she does

That's soo mean! why would you ever want to dump a girlfriend that does everything for you! ;)

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Originally Posted by targetguy1

i think this has happen to you before? am i right?

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Nope it never happened to me.

I used guys for sex when I first dated so it didn't hurt my feelings to let someone go.

I admit I was a cheap 2 cent whore.

I'm over that, and my best guy friend, he's friends with my hubby too, is 24 and does this all the time.

It's an effective way to dump a girl so I added it to this list you guys have on here.

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Originally Posted by KaciBlakely

Nope it never happened to me.

I used guys for sex when I first dated so it didn't hurt my feelings to let someone go.

I admit I was a cheap 2 cent whore.

I'm over that, and my best guy friend, he's friends with my hubby too, is 24 and does this all the time.

It's an effective way to dump a girl so I added it to this list you guys have on here.

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you sure that the guys never used you for sex? not to often do i hear a girl using a guy for sex. i mean guess you got to get any way you can.

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Originally Posted by targetguy1

you sure that the guys never used you for sex? not to often do i hear a girl using a guy for sex. i mean guess you got to get any way you can.

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I'm sure they probably did, but never in the way I described in the first post.

I just don't think I take it to heart and ever let it hurt my feelings because I would just be being a hypocrite when I have done the same to them.

Is it that hard to think of a girl using someone for sex?

I feel like the way you are saying it, it is a double standard and you think it's wrong for a girl to do it.

But maybe I am just reading into something that is not there at all.

Im refraining from comment on this thread wisely

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Originally Posted by eejit101

Im refraining from comment on this thread wisely

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What Eejit was trying to say was that Girls got all the toys, while the guys are the toy.

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Originally Posted by woohoosue

i like to say " It's not you ,It's eej!" that seems to work. they seem to know who eej is ..funny huh?

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how did i miss this post! Awesome!

if anyone videos themselves saying this to break up with someone ill get them 1 billion chips

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Originally Posted by eejit101

how did i miss this post! Awesome!

if anyone videos themselves saying this to break up with someone ill get them 1 billion chips

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I would but 1 billion chips might not be enough to cover all the nasty divorce charges.

So so sorry.

Damn, would've been a cool thing though.

Someone else totally should.

ok 1 billlion chips? just to hear your name being used in a break up... lol.....How do i love you? ..let me count the ways. too funny..... i never thot u would respond like that to this even tho i thot it was good too but now that you have.... it's is so you. ok this is why i love eej...right there....that thing he does ....makes you feel wanted even if it is for cheap thrills and wont last.... hes committed to the act if not the duration... Im ok with that "the durationthing" is hard....give me 10 guys that are committed to the act of making me happy and Im good.

Love you Sue

Eejit is committed to making everyone here happy, except himself.:confused:

Be Happy today Eejit
Be really giddy happy
Your date will eat you up

True... I think he will have a great time right now...
He just printed the "kiss guide" so he will do wonders...lol...
I think he mus rep himself more often... And Navuta too!!!!
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