Wanna See How Bad I Run?????

No, this isnt a youtube cli to me jogging, its the hand history of a poker hand... (A typical loss for me today and yesterday)... ENJOY!



Seat 1: xxco*** (3347.00 in chips)
Seat 2: Orso*** (2600.00 in chips)
Seat 3: eeejit101 (3150.00 in chips)
Seat 5: ALLL*** (7865.00 in chips)
Seat 6: 9ofW*** (7905.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Ugly*** (1700.00 in chips)
Seat 9: wins*** (2416.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Snuf*** (2385.00 in chips)
Orso***: posts small blind 75
eeejit101: posts big blind 150
Dealt to eeejit101 [ Qh 4s ]
MrBi***: folds
ALLL***: folds
9ofW***: folds
Ugly***: folds
wins***: folds
Snuf***: folds
xxco***: folds
Orso***: raises to 300
eeejit101: calls
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ 4c 3h Qc ]
Orso***: checks
eeejit101: bets 500
Orso***: is all in 2300.0000
eeejit101: calls
Orso***: shows Jd As
eeejit101: shows Qh 4s
# # # TURN # # # [ Tc ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ Kc ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Orso*** wins 5,200 with Straight, Ace high




Please notice my hand vs his hand....... dear god


And im finding more!!!

DAILY $10K BOUNTY!!
Seat 1: AAlu*** (3000.00 in chips)
Seat 2: guin*** (2980.00 in chips)
Seat 3: mand*** (2820.00 in chips)
Seat 4: zman*** (3940.00 in chips)
Seat 5: dave*** (2860.00 in chips)
Seat 6: eeejit101 (2190.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Fold*** (2960.00 in chips)
Seat 8: fish*** (3330.00 in chips)
Seat 9: aces*** (3000.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Mook*** (3000.00 in chips)
eeejit101: posts small blind 10
Fold***: posts big blind 20
Dealt to eeejit101 [ Ad Ac ]
fish***: folds
aces***: folds
Mook***: folds
AAlu***: folds
guin***: calls
mand***: calls
zman***: calls
dave***: folds
eeejit101: raises to 120
Fold***: is all in 2940.0000
guin***: folds
mand***: folds
zman***: folds
eeejit101: is all in 2070.0000
Fold***: returns uncalled bet 770
eeejit101: shows Ad Ac
Fold***: shows Kh Kd
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ As 9h Kc ]
# # # TURN # # # [ 5h ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ Ks ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fold*** wins 4,440 with Four of a Kind, Kings
Tournament: Fold*** wins 10 bounty.

OUCH.... i feel for you eej... that 2nd one with the quads is just terrible. What site is that 10k bounty on though by the way?

CAke, both are cake.

Sucks to be me bro, but im playing fine, just losing the big ones!

Cake aint giving you any cake at all huh eej?

Eejit, those are 2 of the funniest things I have seen!!!!!!!!!!:D

That run up against quad kings almost made me puke... been there man, on a cash $5/10game and lost almost $900

If you see me playing for 900.00 shoot me......LOL:D

Well, I had been dealt AA and flopped AKK and turn was blank and river as well.... I had Aces full of Ks to run into the KKKK wall....LOLOLOL

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Originally Posted by dabber1

Eejit, those are 2 of the funniest things I have seen!!!!!!!!!!:D

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funny? heh, sicko

Sickning!!!!!!

Hey, if you don't see the humor in those two scenarios I think you are the sick one!:D

LOL, if that would happen same day for me, I would have to go out and buy a new mouse LMAO!