Very Serious Question

This is mainly pointed towards Phil since he has a weird range of knowledge, but I welcome any insight that anyone else may have on this very serious subject!

For the last 3-weeks or so, I have been plagued with an abundance of static electricity. At first it was quite funny getting shocked randomly throughout the day. As a matter of fact, it was downright entertaining trying to guess when and where the next jolt would occur.

However, the "thrill of the shock" has lost its appeal and I now literally fear for my life when I have to turn on a light switch or go near a metal object. I find myself going to great lengths to find random objects around the house that I can use to turn on lights with the hope that the charge won't get another taste of victory by reaching my trembling body yet again.

My days that were once filled with such joy and optimism are now filled with sorrow and agony knowing that the next bite from the electric beast is just around the corner. I can no longer welcome company into my home for fear that I won't be able to hold back the colorful words that now erupt from my mouth with each and every shock. These words fill what was once a peaceful and serene silence that I fear I may never get back.

I've attempted to research this unfortunate circumstance, but it's not the most thrilling subject around. Besides, I thought we covered this back in elementary school during the Star Lab sessions, planetarium visits, and the other dark places where kids would visit to experiment with the glorious sparks that their tie-dye fleece shirts would emit. It's that same thrilling adventure that kids still enjoy that may be the very death of me.

I appeal to those of you who can relate to this tragic situation to help me conquer this once and for all and bring this voltaic villain to its final resting place.

Good luck with this as I have the same problem when the air is very dry. I always touch the wall surface before I touch anything metal. Seems to help.

Boy looks like I will be brightest bulb in box today ,buy these anti static straps that computer geeks wear ,problem solved.I get shocks from my wheelchair if i wheel over wool carpets so my husband wrapped on of these bands on the arm wrist.

Hi. Thanks!

1 - Its ColoUrful. Get a grip

2 - I had this for a couple of weeks, it was the fabric softener I was using. Change it when you wash your clothes, or dont use any. Might help.

3 - Use something rubber to turn on switches / open doors.

4 - Is it just you? Is it anyone else?

a) If just you, change what I said, wear socks, and if it still happens in 3 days go get yourself checked by a doctor.
b) if its everyone, get a surveyor round as you house is ****ed.

5 - Its probably your sexual attraction to me coming loose again. Get it in check!

well u can always gt a ground lug and drill into you and attach a 12 awg wire to you so u remain grounded. other than that id say to use a new dryer sheet. its your clothes that are giving off the static electricity. have u got new carpet or couchs that could be the cause also.

I haven't changed any washing habits or anything around the house. It came out of nowhere and it only appears to be affecting me...

Just ground yourself often and touch something metal.

Aliens????

SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME HERE AT HOME.
It's so bad that I fried my mouse connection to my computer when I touch my mouse it shocked me and now no mouse will work from that port.
SERIOUS? I"LL SAY!
I did buy a wireless mouse and that solved my problem there.
My dog looks like lightning dog in the dark when he lies on his bed and moves.
It's caused by heating your home in winter. Try a humidifier and also
a rock salt lamp seems to help.
I like Judy's suggestion and will look into the geek straps.