RocketManAA
09-01-2008, 02:45 PM
"A husbands advice"
Fresh from a shower, The wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of telling his wife it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will
this take?' She asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies.
She stops. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your ***, didn't it?
Fresh from a shower, The wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of telling his wife it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will
this take?' She asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies.
She stops. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your ***, didn't it?