If you had to be....... you know!

[eejit101]

firstly, I am at work, and am bored in my lunch hour, so I decided to ask the following....

After letting Jen talk to targetguy last night and NDN for a bit, she was trying to convince Josh that I was secretly not a g4y man, and was happily hers.

So......

If you had to be h0m0sexually inclined, and had to pick 2 people on the world to be with of the same sex, who would it be and why????

[freeringo]

So I'm sitting here reading this rubbish and the thought of what man I would like to be with sexually runs into a closed door.

I would rather sit and a sore hemroid for 3 hours than to even try to wrap my head around your concoction.

[JustineA]

i know who i pick if i am not a homosexual, but like this, really dont know:nopity:

[targetguy1]

like i said before if i was *** you would be hat man eejit. i think you i would want a 5 way or maybe a 6 way with eejit, pan, ringo, glo and klinkman. i would let terp flim it all also. thats just my though. maybe ndn could make us a website to sell the videos on.

[markjfixit]

the closest thing to being a homo for me would be to nail one of those ESPN bodybuilder chicks!! I mean I am not a homo at all but they are females taking super large doses of steroids so its kinda close?

[targetguy1]

the closest thing to being a homo for me would be to nail one of those ESPN bodybuilder chicks!! I mean I am not a homo at all but they are females taking super large doses of steroids so its kinda close?

i think this is the closest i would come if its true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvZ-hMcLANM

[sweetpea]

Okay, I have hit "reply" to this thread 3 times then stopped myself from typing, but here goes. I think you're all missing the point here. I've found that when someone asks a question like this, they're not so much interested in YOUR answers as they are excited to tell you THEIR answer, sooooo that being said....: Eejit, who do you want to shag with?

[targetguy1]

Okay, I have hit "reply" to this thread 3 times then stopped myself from typing, but here goes. I think you're all missing the point here. I've found that when someone asks a question like this, they're not so much interested in YOUR answers as they are excited to tell you THEIR answer, sooooo that being said....: Eejit, who do you want to shag with?

thats an easy question. i think we all know he wants to shag with me. i mean yesterday jen even seemed to get a little jealous over our convo on the computer.

[freeringo]

thats an easy question. i think we all know he wants to shag with me. i mean yesterday jen even seemed to get a little jealous over our convo on the computer.


Did you tell Eejit about your hairy back and your wart problem?

[targetguy1]

Did you tell Eejit about your hairy back and your wart problem?

well if they dont ask i certainly wont tell them about it. i like to see people's face when they see them for the first time.

[taylovesthebeatles]

looool eej.

Am I exempt from this question or do you still want my answer?

[woohoosue]

looool eej.

Am I exempt from this question or do you still want my answer?

yeah i want to know .I will reword question to fit ..."of your gender who do you want to do most?" ..who's your fantasy Tay?:cheers2:

[navuta]

I would take Myself and Navuta..
The two hottest mans in the world..
I think also Pelé is nice choice...
...
Ejjit and globug is also a nice choice..
.. I guess I would take everone...
humm.
WTF!!!....

[eejit101]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

[targetguy1]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

ummm i did answer mine seriously

[TerpZone]

oh come on guys this is so easy...brad pitt.

[PANAMHIEST]

I am gonna say if i were inclined to date and shag a male it would either be brad pitt or richard gere.

[BnLM5]

So as I have been studying and very hard I will add, this is what I have been missing..... Oh boy????? As I laugh and shake my head. I miss and love you guys!

[navuta]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg
OMG...
U guys are talking seriously... U guys are such toad and frogs....
Cant belive u accutaly have a preference on an male to chosse...
I thought u were a true man eejit...
...
:party:..............THE VARIENCE PARTY IS ON..............

i dont care if u are homosexual.. better for us.. more woman around.!

[GloBug]

ummm no one. im am happy with my manhood. dont need any fudge on my package.

[freeringo]

OMG...
U guys are talking seriously... U guys are such toad and frogs....
Cant belive u accutaly have a preference on an male to chosse...
I thought u were a true man eejit...
...
:party:..............THE VARIENCE PARTY IS ON..............

i dont care if u are homosexual.. better for us.. more woman around.!


Frogs and Toads indeed.


The best put down ever/

[eejit101]

Ill bet NDN loves toads.

[0maxpower0]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

HAHAHA. "Hey goat how u doing... i like your beard.... hey goat, i produce entourage.... say hi to your mother for me" Eej, Im HOPING that youre referering the the saturdeay night live skit, with andy samberg. If you havent seen it then it really is an odd coincidence. The skit "marky mark talks to animals" is probably hands down the stupidest and funniest sketch he has ever made. IF anyone reading this HASNT seen it, then go to snl.copm or whatever youtube or hulu, and see this sketch. Watch the one with JUST andy samberg, as it was the first one. "hey chicken... ya know a lotta people just wanna eat you, but i just wanna talk to you" LOL WATCH THIS CLIP. OH yea, and Johnny Depp anyone??? jesus come on, i mean, johnny depp!!

-0max

[taylovesthebeatles]

Brad Pitt is so overrated, Terp. Him and Tom Cruise, no thank you very much. I will pass.

Uhhh okay let's see...Maggie Gylenhaal or however you spell it for sure, ScarJo...those types. I can't really think of anyone specific, but that's the general idea of women I go for. No one like Angelina Jolie though, although she's attractive and all, she's also batshiat insane, which is a no go for me. Also not really a fan of Megan Fox, sorry eej.

[0maxpower0]

Maggie Gylennhal?? Really? Shes kinda cute i guess, I mean, it wouldnt take me that many beers to get around how horrible of an actress she is, but rly? You ever see the batman movie she was in. Her acting was so horrible, it completely made her an ugo in my eyes. I literally just wanted to punch her in the face the entire movie, was glad to see her blow up in the end :-p. Her acting is almost as bad as megan fox's :-p. To each their own and everything, but man, id definately be going with scar jo or whatever (i presume u meant scarlet johannsen) as opposed to her

-0max

[TerpZone]

Brad Pitt is so overrated, Terp. Him and Tom Cruise, no thank you very much. I will pass.


Pfft. No way. Brad Pitt, Adrien Grenier, and marky mark. I would allow any of them into a threesome with my woman and I.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Maggie Gylennhal?? Really? Shes kinda cute i guess, I mean, it wouldnt take me that many beers to get around how horrible of an actress she is, but rly? You ever see the batman movie she was in. Her acting was so horrible, it completely made her an ugo in my eyes. I literally just wanted to punch her in the face the entire movie, was glad to see her blow up in the end :-p. Her acting is almost as bad as megan fox's :-p. To each their own and everything, but man, id definately be going with scar jo or whatever (i presume u meant scarlet johannsen) as opposed to her

-0max

Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Pfft. No way. Brad Pitt, Adrien Grenier, and marky mark. I would allow any of them into a threesome with my woman and I.

Well I guess I'd have to see pictures of your woman before passing judgment on that threesome, but I don't think that's one I'd like to see. Not because of you, but Brad Pitt does absolutely nothing for me.

[KaciBlakely]

My picks are very easy.

Sophia Bush because she is simply gorgeous.

And Leighton Meester because she's Blair from Gossip Girl and I just love her and the show.

Those are two girls I'd go les for. For a night that is.

[BnLM5]

Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" :ack2: and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that". :svengo:
Anyway, hahahah lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" :ack2: and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that". :svengo:
Anyway, hahahah lol

Well the reason I said tap instead of hit is I didn't want it to be misconstrued that I advocated beating women. Also to make M:tG jokes.

[BnLM5]

Well the reason I said tap instead of hit is I didn't want it to be misconstrued that I advocated beating women. Also to make M:tG jokes.

M:tG jokes??? you know me...

[navuta]

Mike Tayson and Pelé!!!
Ronaldo...
All lovely mens...

[taylovesthebeatles]

M:tG jokes??? you know me...

Magic:the Gathering, a game Klink and I like to play.

[navuta]

wow..
I use to play these many many years ago.
They are really old these days now.
I had so many rare cards.. And I just gave it away..
I think If i had cared of than I could iven make more than 100$ buck on those..
I had 6 Original Serra Angels..
I liked playing first with dark and red cards..
than switched to White and green...
Was a nice game.
Today I like to play Illuminati cards.. and others my brothers has..

[targetguy1]

if i had to be with another man and i had to shag with him......first off i would make sure he is hung like a tooth pick just in case i get stuck being on bottom. second he better have lots of money and looking to pay me for my time and services as i am not free or cheap. so whoever this guy is then that is who i want to be with.

[GloBug]

if i had to be with another man and i had to shag with him......first off i would make sure he is hung like a tooth pick just in case i get stuck being on bottom. second he better have lots of money and looking to pay me for my time and services as i am not free or cheap. so whoever this guy is then that is who i want to be with.



lol hung like a toothpick. and rich thats a good one/. made me laugh pretty good.

[freeringo]

Did Eejit get his chest hairs waxed yet?

[targetguy1]

lol hung like a toothpick. and rich thats a good one/. made me laugh pretty good.

well its very true about rich men being hung like toothpicks. i been doing small constucion project for some pretty wealthy people in this area and from the city who have house up here.

put it this way one of the fuys i work for found a video recorder and was being very nosy and look at it to see what was on it. well it was a sex tape of the rich man and his wife and needless to say he was hung like a toothpick. i could never look at the couple the same again. i felt bad for the wife because she was smoking hot and has to put up with that little thing. lol i am a sick ****. anyways that my reason why most rich men are hung like a toothpick

[targetguy1]

Did Eejit get his chest hairs waxed yet?

i cant comfirm or deni it at this time.

[GloBug]

Did Eejit get his chest hairs waxed yet?

only jen and ndn know that one. maybe lori.