TOP 10 How to brown nose Eejit for +/-rep points?

[freeringo]

1. Do not beg
2. Do not make promises you can't keep
3. give money
4. send gifts
5. Do not make fun of his gold fish
6. Do not offer advice without research
7. Play in all chip games
8. let him win chip game
9. Do not take anothers side in a dispute
10. Tell him how smart and handsome he is

[eejit101]

11. Post more than one pic on your profile.
12. Have huge breasts.
13. Be able to cook Italian food well.
14. Love Transformers.
15. Not to beat me when a 45% dog or less

[freeringo]

11. Post more than one pic on your profile.
12. Have huge breasts.
13. Be able to cook Italian food well.
14. Love Transformers.
15. Not to beat me when a 45% dog or less


I have huge breasts, do I have to post a picture of them for rep points or will you just take my word on it and use your imagination.

[eejit101]

ill settle for a corona and hotdog

[taylovesthebeatles]

I have big breasts and like big butts and I cannot lie!

Well okay not too big butts. lol.

16. Add him as a Facebook friend and join his Mafia.
17. Send him Double Stuf oreos
18. Praise his music recommendations
19. Write a song for him

[targetguy1]

20. listen to his poker advice
21. praise him when he wins a hand

[Pokerkitty6]

20. tell other sites about our captain
21. always call him the NDN Poker King
22. teach him how to make new shots
23. help him become the bartender who has mastered shots from all over the world
24. tell him he has a great heart and smile
25. love him for just being eejit!!!!

[eejit101]

Damn right.

I love you all dearly, so much ill write you a little poem. And ille ven make it creative.


Ringo, my soul, my phone-a-friend,
When live goes haywire will i ever pretend,
To have found a funnier guy than you,
Ill all that I am and all that I do.

Kitty, your pretty little kitty,
Im including you in this little ditty,
As of tomorrow youll be in our heads,
And luckily for your husband, in his bed,
If i he doesnt look after you send him to Glo,
Hell teach him a thing or two and me he will blow.

The rest of you can lick it, or at least try.
This poem took me 2 minutes, its so bad i might cry

[ROGUE63]

Damn right.

I love you all dearly, so much ill write you a little poem. And ille ven make it creative.


Ringo, my soul, my phone-a-friend,
When live goes haywire will i ever pretend,
To have found a funnier guy than you,
Ill all that I am and all that I do.

Kitty, your pretty little kitty,
Im including you in this little ditty,
As of tomorrow youll be in our heads,
And luckily for your husband, in his bed,
If i he doesnt look after you send him to Glo,
Hell teach him a thing or two and me he will blow.

The rest of you can lick it, or at least try.
This poem took me 2 minutes, its so bad i might cry

:D now that was funny :D

[eejit101]

Cool.

In appreciation for my nation i expect some divination

[Pokerkitty6]

I love your poem eejit!!! I bet you have many more hidden talents! Two minutes, thats pretty good. A friend read a poem to me he wrote...Take my breast away....when I get it in writing I'll post it. He makes me laugh alot, kinda like you. Ya know they say laughter is the best medicine...keep im' coming!!!!

[navuta]

I´ve being here for wile.
Im not from Egypt.
But I know I can make u smile.
We all love ejjit, iven if he is naked.
Im playing chips game today.
But I dont know If I gonna make it.
I dont care if ringo or globug are ***.
I know my game is a astray.
Iven if who always win is tay!

Good poem??... hope to get rep for this one..lol...

[GloBug]

well i can say this eejit ur better at writing peoms then playing poker. i think u need to start a peom forum.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I´ve being here for wile.
Im not from Egypt.
But I know I can make u smile.
We all love ejjit, iven if he is naked.
Im playing chips game today.
But I dont know If I gonna make it.
I dont care if ringo or globug are ***.
I know my game is a astray.
Iven if who always win is tay!

Good poem??... hope to get rep for this one..lol...

haha I liked it, it was cute. Except the eejit naked part, that was weird lol. Good luck getting in the game today.

[navuta]

sorry, I didnt know that this was a dirty word.
I imagine it was only a sexual option...

[eejit101]

Lol, weirdly im not naked right now.

Sicko.


And im better at poker than at anything else! Screw u hippy.

[freeringo]

Eejit and Navuta have the same amount of talent.

Take my breast away, was the funniest thing I could ever imagine you saying Kitty. It was hysterical.

[Pokerkitty6]

Wait til you hear the rest of it....he is supposed to be mailing the poem to me. It made me laugh too!!! We could be on to something here at NDN and to think in the old days we only made up stories, line by line. I'm sure all of us here have played strip poker, so it's not usual if someone is naked playing poker!!!!!

[freeringo]

As soon as my company leaves,:wink: I will post naked

[taylovesthebeatles]

Does it count as strip poker if you're already naked when you start playing?

[eejit101]

how off topic can a thread get?

Sickos

[navuta]

lol...
They should alow u to put your web-cam insted of the avatars...
Would be fuunnnnnnn
We could iven tell a tell by someones face...
Would so much fun to see poeple face while playing>!!!!!

[eejit101]

I have a webcam

[navuta]

So....
Can i see u live?
for real?
Is there any poker game that can show webcam???