TOP 10 How to brown nose Eejit for +/-rep points?

[freeringo]

1. Do not beg
2. Do not make promises you can't keep
3. give money
4. send gifts
5. Do not make fun of his gold fish
6. Do not offer advice without research
7. Play in all chip games
8. let him win chip game
9. Do not take anothers side in a dispute
10. Tell him how smart and handsome he is

[eejit101]

11. Post more than one pic on your profile.
12. Have huge breasts.
13. Be able to cook Italian food well.
14. Love Transformers.
15. Not to beat me when a 45% dog or less

[freeringo]

11. Post more than one pic on your profile.
12. Have huge breasts.
13. Be able to cook Italian food well.
14. Love Transformers.
15. Not to beat me when a 45% dog or less

I have huge breasts, do I have to post a picture of them for rep points or will you just take my word on it and use your imagination.

[eejit101]

ill settle for a corona and hotdog

[taylovesthebeatles]

I have big breasts and like big butts and I cannot lie!

Well okay not too big butts. lol.

16. Add him as a Facebook friend and join his Mafia.
17. Send him Double Stuf oreos
18. Praise his music recommendations
19. Write a song for him

[targetguy1]

20. listen to his poker advice
21. praise him when he wins a hand

[Pokerkitty6]

20. tell other sites about our captain
21. always call him the NDN Poker King
22. teach him how to make new shots
23. help him become the bartender who has mastered shots from all over the world
24. tell him he has a great heart and smile
25. love him for just being eejit!!!!

[eejit101]

Damn right.

I love you all dearly, so much ill write you a little poem. And ille ven make it creative.


Ringo, my soul, my phone-a-friend,
When live goes haywire will i ever pretend,
To have found a funnier guy than you,
Ill all that I am and all that I do.

Kitty, your pretty little kitty,
Im including you in this little ditty,
As of tomorrow youll be in our heads,
And luckily for your husband, in his bed,
If i he doesnt look after you send him to Glo,
Hell teach him a thing or two and me he will blow.

The rest of you can lick it, or at least try.
This poem took me 2 minutes, its so bad i might cry