Ringo's 2000th post

[freeringo]

My 2000th post is coming up and I thought it would be fun to get a good laugh out of this. I will be gone Friday and Saturday and will post # 2000
Monday before chip game. During the next 4 days, I want everyone to diss
me or one of my posts. The one that makes me laugh the most, I will respond
to with my 2000th post. Warning, I plan to respond in kind.
:shock::grin::roll::cool::)

[KaciBlakely]

You want us to insult you?

So which more offensive? Asshole or Douchebag?

Answer that and then I'll insult you, mofo.

lmfao.

[freeringo]

Insult, heckle, make fun of, joke, what ever you think will make me laugh or cry.
Bring it BH's

growl:shock:

[Manhater]

Look into my eyes :D:D:D The love of my life awaits you. :D

[freeringo]

Look into my eyes :D:D:D The love of my life awaits you. :D

I am smiling with a grimace. How can I look into those eyes, when all I can see is his missing lips.:shock:

[KaciBlakely]

Lol this might be the most pointless but amusing thread ever. Might be that is, lol.

[freeringo]

Lol this might be the most pointless but amusing thread ever. Might be that is, lol.

pointless and amusing? Eeejit stewing?:cool:

[nodepositneeded]

This post is a perfectly good waste of forum space.

Come to think of it, freeringo is a perfectly good waste of member #3887.

I've never been more upset in my entire life. Who makes a post about post number 2,000 when they are only at 1,968. That leaves you 31 posts to respond to everyone who insults you before 2,000.

I've got half a mind to change your post count to 2001 just to get this over with.

Suck it ringo, suck it hard.

[KaciBlakely]

This post is a perfectly good waste of forum space.

Come to think of it, freeringo is a perfectly good waste of member #3887.

I've never been more upset in my entire life. Who makes a post about post number 2,000 when they are only at 1,968. That leaves you 31 posts to respond to everyone who insults you before 2,000.

I've got half a mind to change your post count to 2001 just to get this over with.

Suck it ringo, suck it hard.

I love this NDN, it is the most amazing post ever.
And if it weren't for the original post I might think you weren't kidding.
This will be a reminder to myself to not piss you off.

I will get back to you when I can come up with a creative insult Ringo.

[navuta]

Hey... Thats a pointless post.. to our pointless friend RIngo..
That way Im writing a pointless answer to him.
Ring is just the most exemplar human (dog) kind in hystory.
Check the word DOG , in reverse is GOD... And god is the word.
And ringo is a dog that might be veneratede like a god.
WE LOVE U RINGO...
GIVE ME A TIGHT *** HUG....
GREAT KISS FOR U ON THIS 2000th post...
u suck..
I like it.

[freeringo]

This post is a perfectly good waste of forum space.

Come to think of it, freeringo is a perfectly good waste of member #3887.

I've never been more upset in my entire life. Who makes a post about post number 2,000 when they are only at 1,968. That leaves you 31 posts to respond to everyone who insults you before 2,000.

I've got half a mind to change your post count to 2001 just to get this over with.

Suck it ringo, suck it hard.

I sucked so hard on it, that I nearly choked on it.

85 words out of NDN = true love and admiration

[navuta]

Hey.. my 1k post is comming also...lol..
This post here makes me 1 post closser to 1 first 1k posts...
Thats just great..
Have being very good hainging with u all here on NDN...
See until next 1K...

Im playing badugi on carbon now.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I'm not sure how I can outdo NDN on this one, honestly. And I've already insulted eejit in Latin, so I'm not sure if doing that again would be cheating or not. If you want me to try a new Latin insult, I will do so.

All I can come up with now is that you're a bloody sorry excuse for the real genius that is Ringo. I bet you don't even wear any rings!

[allinking17]

Wow, who does this person think he is? I mean cmon he makes a thread post to tell others of his post count? You guys know what the title of this thread should be? It should be called, " hey i have no life and need to get laid".

I mean seriously if your that pathetic to make a post announcing to the community that you are coming up on what you think is a "milestone" in your life that just deserves an automatic ban.

NDN you should have banned this self righteous member the minute he gave his first post. This is absolutely rediculous i am actually ashamed of being a member of NDN just from this fricken post.

Hey ringo, stop thinking of yourself and only yourself you one minded twat. Learn to appreciate what this community has to offer instead of blabbing out your accomplishments that NOBODY AND I REPEAT NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT

I think i have made my case and as NDN said, suck it man

[sloeddie]

Wow, who does this person think he is? I mean cmon he makes a thread post to tell others of his post count? You guys know what the title of this thread should be? It should be called, " hey i have no life and need to get laid".

I mean seriously if your that pathetic to make a post announcing to the community that you are coming up on what you think is a "milestone" in your life that just deserves an automatic ban.

NDN you should have banned this self righteous member the minute he gave his first post. This is absolutely rediculous i am actually ashamed of being a member of NDN just from this fricken post.

Hey ringo, stop thinking of yourself and only yourself you one minded twat. Learn to appreciate what this community has to offer instead of blabbing out your accomplishments that NOBODY AND I REPEAT NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT

I think i have made my case and as NDN said, suck it man
please!please remind me never to get on your bad s...ide

[freeringo]

I'm not sure how I can outdo NDN on this one, honestly. And I've already insulted eejit in Latin, so I'm not sure if doing that again would be cheating or not. If you want me to try a new Latin insult, I will do so.

All I can come up with now is that you're a bloody sorry excuse for the real genius that is Ringo. I bet you don't even wear any rings!

How did you know?:wink:

[eejit101]

My 2000th post is coming up and I thought it would be fun to get a good laugh out of this. I will be gone Friday and Saturday and will post # 2000
Monday before chip game. During the next 4 days, I want everyone to diss
me or one of my posts. The one that makes me laugh the most, I will respond
to with my 2000th post. Warning, I plan to respond in kind.
:shock::grin::roll::cool::)


You think i give 2 sh*ts about your 2,000th post? For all i care you can spend the weekend in your cabin, fondling your teddy, wondering if youll ever be able to beat me HU in an NDN game, im sure itll pass the time better than thinking about wtf to post.

Get a grip you golf loving *****

[NeverWinHere]

this post is a perfectly good waste of forum space.

Come to think of it, freeringo is a perfectly good waste of member #3887.

I've never been more upset in my entire life. Who makes a post about post number 2,000 when they are only at 1,968. That leaves you 31 posts to respond to everyone who insults you before 2,000.

I've got half a mind to change your post count to 2001 just to get this over with.

Suck it ringo, suck it hard.

lmfao!!!!!!!

[GloBug]

this has to be the biggest piece of **** spam post i have ever read. who cares if u are coming up on 2k in posts. this takes the cake sorry eejit but he beat u for the worst spam post ever. what ever i dont care on winning this stupid crap post challenge. i hope ndn deducts all your chips. u damn hillbillie red neck goat. your worhtless to this forum. go and lick your dogs balls and eat em. better yet y dont u over cook them on the grill and then shove em in the crock pot to make up for overcooking it.. FTW

[eejit101]

Im not going to read another post of ringos again.

[freeringo]

Your biggest bluff
I call

[GloBug]

Your biggest bluff
I call

garbage. how do u post this crap and get away with it.

[freeringo]

post #2000 read in the style of rap

Your the best NDN
Your the best
Your the best NDN
Your the best

He hits ya with a certain kind of style:cool:
He puts ya on a tilt for a while:shock:
He calls ya with an inferior hand:confused:
Now ya think that you are the man:grin:
BUT YOU RUN INTO
THE MYSTERY
THAT IS
NDN

Your the best NDN
Your the best
Your the best NDN
Your the best

Post quotes spoken:

This might be the most pointless amazing thread ever.
Check the word DOG, in reverse is GOD ...And GOD is the word.
I'm not sure how I can outdo NDN on this one, honestly.
lmfao!!!!!!!
Get a grip you golf loving *****.
This has to be the biggest piece of **** spam post I have ever read.
It is the most amazing post ever.

Your the best NDN
Your the best
Your the best NDN
Your the best

Suck it hard, Suck it hard, Suck it hard, Suck it hard, Suck it hard
Suck it hard, Suck it hard ha ha ha ha ha ha ha:shock:

woof woof:smile:

[navuta]

CONGRATULATION

I WISH U THE MOST WONDERFULL THINGS LIFE CAN BRING U.. .
All the best..
your friend.
andre!
:)

[Manhater]

:grin:

too bad i'm drunk and toasted and missed the irony of it alll. lol

[BnLM5]

Way to go Ringo! But I think you are better at poems than you are at rap. Congratz on you 2000th. :)

[taylovesthebeatles]

Way to go Ringo! But I think you are better at poems than you are at rap. Congratz on you 2000th. :)

What are you talking about, that was the best rap ever!

[freeringo]

post #2000 read in the style of rap

Your the best NDN
Your the best
Your the best NDN
Your the best

He hits ya with a certain kind of style:cool:
He puts ya on a tilt for a while:shock:
He calls ya with an inferior hand:confused:
Now ya think that you are the man:grin:
BUT YOU RUN INTO
THE MYSTERY
THAT IS
NDN

Your the best NDN
Your the best
Your the best NDN
Your the best

Post quotes spoken:

This might be the most pointless amazing thread ever.
Check the word DOG, in reverse is GOD ...And GOD is the word.
I'm not sure how I can outdo NDN on this one, honestly.
lmfao!!!!!!!
Get a grip you golf loving *****.
This has to be the biggest piece of **** spam post I have ever read.
It is the most amazing post ever.

Your the best NDN
Your the best
Your the best NDN
Your the best

Suck it hard, Suck it hard, Suck it hard, Suck it hard, Suck it hard
Suck it hard, Suck it hard ha ha ha ha ha ha ha:shock:

woof woof:smile:

This song is Buck, Tay says. Thanks Tay

[taylovesthebeatles]

This song is Buck, Tay says. Thanks Tay

You're welcome- I meant what I said about putting it on YouTube!

[nodepositneeded]

My 2000th post is coming up and I thought it would be fun to get a good laugh out of this. I will be gone Friday and Saturday and will post # 2000
Monday before chip game. During the next 4 days, I want everyone to diss
me or one of my posts. The one that makes me laugh the most, I will respond
to with my 2000th post. Warning, I plan to respond in kind.
:shock::grin::roll::cool::)

So much for Monday!

[nodepositneeded]

Congratulations on 2,000! May there be 20,000 more!

Who "dissed" you the best?

[freeringo]

Congratulations on 2,000! May there be 20,000 more!

Who "dissed" you the best?

Isn't it obvious by my tribute to you.

That rap took me 45 minutes during a poker tourney to finish.
Who else can say they put 45 minutes into a post thanking you?

You did see where I thanked you?:roll:

P.S. it didn't make me laugh, and it almost made me cry

[freeringo]

You're welcome- I meant what I said about putting it on YouTube!

When did you mention Youtube?

I have a song called "On Fire" I was thinking about putting on Youtube.
It was a drunk band practice and a newbie bass player knew one rip.
My old friend Chris did lead and made it up as he went and my best friend Simon on drums tried to keep up.
I was on vocals and just started making up words and mumbled drunkly
through 1/2 the song. However, I think it came out great. The timing was incredible and we never tried the song again.
If you want a copy, I can pm it to you Tay. I'm a little embarrassed to put it
on the forum. I'm not that vain. I don't know, I might be. We will see.

Sample of song
Baby Scarlet, shackled grey
I'd love to leave her sorry ways.

[taylovesthebeatles]

When did you mention Youtube?

I have a song called "On Fire" I was thinking about putting on Youtube.
It was a drunk band practice and a newbie bass player knew one rip.
My old friend Chris did lead and made it up as he went and my best friend Simon on drums tried to keep up.
I was on vocals and just started making up words and mumbled drunkly
through 1/2 the song. However, I think it came out great. The timing was incredible and we never tried the song again.
If you want a copy, I can pm it to you Tay. I'm a little embarrassed to put it
on the forum. I'm not that vain. I don't know, I might be. We will see.

Sample of song
Baby Scarlet, shackled grey
I'd love to leave her sorry ways.

I +rep'd you for the post it made me laugh so hard. I'd love to hear the song if you want to pm it to me. It sounds like a lot of fun! Music makes for great times.

[BnLM5]

I still liked the poem better. That is a compliment by the way!

[GloBug]

that was the biggest hillbillie rap i ever heard of. omg i didnt know to cry or laugh. i could just see u listening to hank williams jr while coming up with it. dude that was bad. and of course ndn won. but i did get a piece in the rap. so maybe it was good lol. im suing u for copyright infringement.

[BnLM5]

When did you mention Youtube?

I have a song called "On Fire" I was thinking about putting on Youtube.
It was a drunk band practice and a newbie bass player knew one rip.
My old friend Chris did lead and made it up as he went and my best friend Simon on drums tried to keep up.
I was on vocals and just started making up words and mumbled drunkly
through 1/2 the song. However, I think it came out great. The timing was incredible and we never tried the song again.
If you want a copy, I can pm it to you Tay. I'm a little embarrassed to put it
on the forum. I'm not that vain. I don't know, I might be. We will see.

Sample of song
Baby Scarlet, shackled grey
I'd love to leave her sorry ways.

Put on the forum... I want to see too! come on don't be embarrassed, you are never embarrassed.

[freeringo]

Put on the forum... I want to see too! come on don't be embarrassed, you are never embarrassed.

I can't upload mp3 files.
Darn

[nodepositneeded]

Isn't it obvious by my tribute to you.

That rap took me 45 minutes during a poker tourney to finish.
Who else can say they put 45 minutes into a post thanking you?

You did see where I thanked you?:roll:

P.S. it didn't make me laugh, and it almost made me cry

I wasn't sure if you were referring to NDN the person or NDN the website (plus I had a few too many last night).

Much more clear now though!

[freeringo]

I wasn't sure if you were referring to NDN the person or NDN the website (plus I had a few too many last night).

Much more clear now though!

They have a word for that illness.
When you confuse realities.
What is it? something.....path