if it was eeejit's birthday

[woohoosue]

I would give him this


http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/30/3/AAAACyXfmIEAAAAAADA7Lg.png?v=1233816811000

he could use a new clock

[freeringo]

If it were Eejit's birthday I would replace his brass knuckles
with a giant foam finger saying "I am #1".

[taylovesthebeatles]

If it were eejit's biiiirth-day...

I'd be rich.

[GloBug]

so is it really eejits birthday. i dont see it on the calender. if it were his birthday i would fly to blackpool and give him a massage myself.

[eejit101]

Now this is a thread!!!!

FYI guys, its my half birthday! 15th October is proper one, 15th April is half way!!

[ScreamBeautiful]

hahaha
oooh fun

if it were eejits birthday, I would take naked photos of kyle (vickid) sign them, put them in an envelope with some tissue and mail it off to blackpool.
haha
xo

[eejit101]

hahaha
oooh fun

if it were eejits birthday, I would take naked photos of kyle (vickid) sign them, put them in an envelope with some tissue and mail it off to blackpool.
haha
xo




id appreciate that.

[ScreamBeautiful]

id appreciate that.



I thought you would.

from me, hmm I'd probably just bake you a cake, since no one else offered .. than take a picture of me eating it and send it to u in the mail! lmfaooo

[eejit101]

*****!!!!!

Cheesecake im hoping. I love cheesecake

[taylovesthebeatles]

I'm trying to think of something I'd really do for eejit's birthday...hmm...maybe give him an eejit? Where would you want it? I think I'm entitled to give you one eejit for every year you've been alive! That must be something either like 21 or 58, right? ;) Oh and I'd share the cake with ScreamBeautiful, and definitely take pictures.

[NeverWinHere]

hmmmm

So many ideas!

How about an eejit day, the nation, haha. Soak it up.

Single girls could be running around with t-shirts saying "lose a coin-flip on me"

I wish to go on, but something just came up, more to come...........

[klinkman]

I'd backdoor a full house with 74 offsuit and bust him if it were eejit's birthday

[freeringo]

I would consider folding my pocket rockets for Eejit on his birthday.
But only if he were short stacked.

[eejit101]

Wow, in 5 months and 30 days Im gonna link you all to this thread, and make EVERY one of you do what you said

Tay - im 24 now, 25 in october. And i dont need eejits!

[GloBug]

well eejit. i know its not your birthday . but happy half birthday. your 24.5 now. u can finally get out of diapers and use big kid underwear. i will send you some spiderman undies when u turn 25. it gets cheaper when u dont have to spend money on diapers and wipeys. no more butt rash too. post this thread when it is ur bday and i will send u some.

[eejit101]

When its my brithday ur flying for a massage i believe

[GloBug]

When its my brithday ur flying for a massage i believe

yeah but i think some spiderman undies would be better.

[freeringo]

What the hell is an Eejit anyway?

[eejit101]

lol, ask tay. Its some kind of growth on your foot apparently.

(I think she was drunk)

[GloBug]

lol, ask tay. Its some kind of growth on your foot apparently.

(I think she was drunk)

no i said it. i looked it up and it says it is a fungal growth that grow on men from the UK. says u need to play american football to get rid of it.

[eejit101]

Sorry, GloBug said it...

(I think he was crying over the sharks losing at the time)

[GloBug]

Sorry, GloBug said it...

(I think he was crying over the sharks losing at the time)

dont know what u are talking about but the sharks wont lose.


how the hell are u so in the negative for chips. hmmmm. likeopposite of ndn.

[taylovesthebeatles]

lol, ask tay. Its some kind of growth on your foot apparently.

(I think she was drunk)

I can certifiably say I was NOT drunk that night! And yes, I got it from Glo.

[freeringo]

Eegit to the power of the negative chips count.
111 million served and counting

[GloBug]

yeah hes a great guy for giving up so much for my 1k in chips.

[eejit101]

i know, no casino for me for the next...... 5,450 years.