if it was eeejit's birthday

[woohoosue]

I would give him this


http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0...=1233816811000

he could use a new clock

[freeringo]

If it were Eejit's birthday I would replace his brass knuckles
with a giant foam finger saying "I am #1".

[taylovesthebeatles]

If it were eejit's biiiirth-day...

I'd be rich.

[GloBug]

so is it really eejits birthday. i dont see it on the calender. if it were his birthday i would fly to blackpool and give him a massage myself.

[eejit101]

Now this is a thread!!!!

FYI guys, its my half birthday! 15th October is proper one, 15th April is half way!!

[ScreamBeautiful]

hahaha
oooh fun

if it were eejits birthday, I would take naked photos of kyle (vickid) sign them, put them in an envelope with some tissue and mail it off to blackpool.
haha
xo

[eejit101]

hahaha
oooh fun

if it were eejits birthday, I would take naked photos of kyle (vickid) sign them, put them in an envelope with some tissue and mail it off to blackpool.
haha
xo

id appreciate that.

[ScreamBeautiful]

id appreciate that.

I thought you would.

from me, hmm I'd probably just bake you a cake, since no one else offered .. than take a picture of me eating it and send it to u in the mail! lmfaooo

[eejit101]

*****!!!!!

Cheesecake im hoping. I love cheesecake

[taylovesthebeatles]

I'm trying to think of something I'd really do for eejit's birthday...hmm...maybe give him an eejit? Where would you want it? I think I'm entitled to give you one eejit for every year you've been alive! That must be something either like 21 or 58, right? Oh and I'd share the cake with ScreamBeautiful, and definitely take pictures.

[NeverWinHere]

hmmmm

So many ideas!

How about an eejit day, the nation, haha. Soak it up.

Single girls could be running around with t-shirts saying "lose a coin-flip on me"

I wish to go on, but something just came up, more to come...........

[klinkman]

I'd backdoor a full house with 74 offsuit and bust him if it were eejit's birthday

[freeringo]

I would consider folding my pocket rockets for Eejit on his birthday.
But only if he were short stacked.

[eejit101]

Wow, in 5 months and 30 days Im gonna link you all to this thread, and make EVERY one of you do what you said

Tay - im 24 now, 25 in october. And i dont need eejits!

[GloBug]

well eejit. i know its not your birthday . but happy half birthday. your 24.5 now. u can finally get out of diapers and use big kid underwear. i will send you some spiderman undies when u turn 25. it gets cheaper when u dont have to spend money on diapers and wipeys. no more butt rash too. post this thread when it is ur bday and i will send u some.

[eejit101]

When its my brithday ur flying for a massage i believe

[GloBug]

When its my brithday ur flying for a massage i believe

yeah but i think some spiderman undies would be better.

[freeringo]

What the hell is an Eejit anyway?

[eejit101]

lol, ask tay. Its some kind of growth on your foot apparently.

(I think she was drunk)

[GloBug]

lol, ask tay. Its some kind of growth on your foot apparently.

(I think she was drunk)

no i said it. i looked it up and it says it is a fungal growth that grow on men from the UK. says u need to play american football to get rid of it.

[eejit101]

Sorry, GloBug said it...

(I think he was crying over the sharks losing at the time)

[GloBug]

Sorry, GloBug said it...

(I think he was crying over the sharks losing at the time)

dont know what u are talking about but the sharks wont lose.


how the hell are u so in the negative for chips. hmmmm. likeopposite of ndn.

[taylovesthebeatles]

lol, ask tay. Its some kind of growth on your foot apparently.

(I think she was drunk)

I can certifiably say I was NOT drunk that night! And yes, I got it from Glo.

[freeringo]

Eegit to the power of the negative chips count.
111 million served and counting

[GloBug]

yeah hes a great guy for giving up so much for my 1k in chips.