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allinking17
03-08-2009, 05:52 PM
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
GloBug
03-08-2009, 06:42 PM
o i got it now took a me ab it . hickery dickery dock the mouse went up the clock
taylovesthebeatles
03-09-2009, 02:46 AM
Oh dear, Dallas. That was baaaad lol. Got a chuckle out of me.
GloBug
03-09-2009, 03:35 AM
Oh dear, Dallas. That was baaaad lol. Got a chuckle out of me.


i believe that was allinking. not dallas. i think. well thats what it says.
taylovesthebeatles
03-09-2009, 03:36 AM
i believe that was allinking. not dallas. i think. well thats what it says.

Oops, my bad! Sorry, allinking! Great joke!
GloBug
03-09-2009, 03:38 AM
lol now its a great joke. lmao.
taylovesthebeatles
03-09-2009, 04:18 AM
lol now its a great joke. lmao.

Just because it's a horrible pun doesn't mean it didn't succeed at being a great joke.