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Thread: Doctor pun

  1. 03-08-2009, 05:52 PM #1
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    A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

    One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

    The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

    "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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  2. 03-08-2009, 06:42 PM #2
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    o i got it now took a me ab it . hickery dickery dock the mouse went up the clock
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    Oh dear, Dallas. That was baaaad lol. Got a chuckle out of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
    Oh dear, Dallas. That was baaaad lol. Got a chuckle out of me.

    i believe that was allinking. not dallas. i think. well thats what it says.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    i believe that was allinking. not dallas. i think. well thats what it says.
    Oops, my bad! Sorry, allinking! Great joke!
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    lol now its a great joke. lmao.
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  7. 03-09-2009, 04:18 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    lol now its a great joke. lmao.
    Just because it's a horrible pun doesn't mean it didn't succeed at being a great joke.
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