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pwes
01-18-2009, 05:42 AM
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

eejit101
01-18-2009, 09:32 AM
My brain melted just now..

67christine
01-18-2009, 12:19 PM
why are there no jokes about old men:)

dabber1
01-18-2009, 12:49 PM
cause it's not funny being an old man