So I'm walking out of QuickTrip and I hear what sounds like "Hey, you have a cute ***". I turn around and yell "What?". This guy in the passenger's seat of a Truck yells at me "You have the cutest *** I have ever seen, and those socks, mmmm" He had the lisp to go with it and everything.
So I kind of shrug him off, and turn to get into the van, and the guy from coca-cola who just got done stocking the coolers looks at me and goes "Eh, you can do better". I reply "Heh, I already have", and drive away.