"Can My Dog Stay" (Joke)

[RocketManAA]

"Can My Dog Stay"



A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

[USCTrojans]

Ermmm, this is the first one that doesnt make me laugh that much, but still, keep em comming!

[RocketManAA]

Ermmm, this is the first one that doesnt make me laugh that much, but still, keep em comming!

I liked this one more than most. Just a difference of opinion I guess.

[USCTrojans]

I liked this one more than most. Just a difference of opinion I guess.

Maybe Ive heard it before, not too sure but, at a point I did know what the end was gonna be, LOL

[NeverWinHere]

Cute but not laughable to me anyways

[Lilred36]

yeah not one of ur best,lol but you have had some dandys.