true, yesterday wasn't my day at all. But then while some people have one of those days- I have one of those lives. Yesterday started off like a typical day, as I got out of bed, I stepped in some dog sh**, a little present my lovable pooch left for me, guess he couldn't wake me up to let him out- again. I hopped on my one clean foot to the bathroom where I sat down to clean off my other foot, but the seat had been left up and as my butt sank down towards that icy water, I realized I was standing in the proof my husband's aim hadn't improved any with the 6 pack of beer he had drank last night.
And that was the good part of the day.

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