Talking Dirty

[freeringo]

So I'm reading this magazine article on how to spruce up your sex life.
One way was to experiment with talking dirty to your partner.
So my wife and I decide to give it a go.
"you ____ B______"
"______ my _______ you _______"
and so on

we are really getting into it now.

We then hear from on the other side of the wall
"Dad______that is soooooo sick!!!!!!"

In an instant I was like a boiled noodle.

Talking dirty doesn't work around my house and whispering dirty talk doesn't work either.

[taylovesthebeatles]

So I'm reading this magazine article on how to spruce up your sex life.
One way was to experiment with talking dirty to your partner.
So my wife and I decide to give it a go.
"you ____ B______"
"______ my _______ you _______"
and so on

we are really getting into it now.

We then hear from on the other side of the wall
"Dad______that is soooooo sick!!!!!!"

In an instant I was like a boiled noodle.

Talking dirty doesn't work around my house and whispering dirty talk doesn't work either.

Hehe, I guess I'm glad we don't have kids yet!

[TerpZone]

Nothing a ball gag can't fix.

[targetguy1]

yeah kids are to much into listen to adult convo's i find it best to text back in forth on a cell phone or sending dirty messages on facebook to each other works good.

[eejit101]

Send the kids away.

[targetguy1]

they are one a non stop flight to blackpool thanks eejit for the great idea