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  1. #1
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    Default and the BEATS go on!

    ull Tilt Poker Game #16387448333: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (121186261), Table 1 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:00:23 ET - 2009/11/29
    Seat 1: hillbillyroostr (750)
    Seat 5: Chomper44 (385)
    Seat 6: BoneDiss (440)
    Seat 8: smurph52 (1,125)
    hillbillyroostr posts the small blind of 40
    Chomper44 posts the big blind of 80
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to hillbillyroostr [Kc Kh]
    BoneDiss folds
    smurph52 raises to 1,125, and is all in
    hillbillyroostr calls 710, and is all in
    Chomper44 folds
    smurph52 shows [Ts Qd]
    hillbillyroostr shows [Kc Kh]
    Uncalled bet of 375 returned to smurph52
    *** FLOP *** [8s 4s Ah]
    *** TURN *** [8s 4s Ah] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [8s 4s Ah 5s] [9s]
    smurph52 shows a flush, Ten high
    hillbillyroostr shows a pair of Kings
    smurph52 wins the pot (1,580) with a flush, Ten high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,580 | Rake 0
    Board: [8s 4s Ah 5s 9s]
    Seat 1: hillbillyroostr (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 5: Chomper44 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: BoneDiss didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: smurph52 (button) showed [Ts Qd] and won (1,580) with a flush, Ten high



    one frigging spot from cashing again,FRIGGGGGGGIIINNNNNNG POKER!

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    gross, man.

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    oh yeah I can go all night.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #16387672997: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (12118966, Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:14:26 ET - 2009/11/29
    Seat 1: TheNibbler (285)
    Seat 2: Dusty_Undies (495)
    Seat 3: smurph52 (300)
    Seat 4: Fuushy (360)
    Seat 5: Chomper44 (120)
    Seat 6: hillbillyroostr (330)
    Seat 7: thebigroot1 (250)
    Seat 8: LilRaiderQT (260)
    Seat 9: mbendner (300)
    LilRaiderQT posts the small blind of 20
    mbendner posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to hillbillyroostr [Jd Jh]
    TheNibbler folds
    Dusty_Undies folds
    smurph52 folds
    Fuushy folds
    Chomper44 has 15 seconds left to act
    Chomper44 folds
    hillbillyroostr raises to 330, and is all in
    thebigroot1 folds
    LilRaiderQT calls 240, and is all in
    mbendner folds
    hillbillyroostr shows [Jd Jh]
    LilRaiderQT shows [9c 9s]
    Uncalled bet of 70 returned to hillbillyroostr
    *** FLOP *** [6d Ah 8c]
    *** TURN *** [6d Ah 8c] [7s]
    *** RIVER *** [6d Ah 8c 7s] [Td]
    hillbillyroostr shows a pair of Jacks
    LilRaiderQT shows a straight, Ten high
    LilRaiderQT wins the pot (560) with a straight, Ten high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 560 | Rake 0
    Board: [6d Ah 8c 7s Td]
    Seat 1: TheNibbler didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: Dusty_Undies didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: smurph52 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: Fuushy didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Chomper44 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: hillbillyroostr showed [Jd Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 7: thebigroot1 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: LilRaiderQT (small blind) showed [9c 9s] and won (560) with a straight, Ten high
    Seat 9: mbendner (big blind) folded before the Flop

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    God that's nasty. I know how you feel Lilred. I've been getting 1-2 outed all month.

    I'm not sure what hurts more though. Getting 1-2 outed or getting runner-runner-runner'ed.

    My advice to you is to play on Cake. But first, change your name on Cake (they let you do that in the cashier). Then play a few games (you'll win - It's a secret winning strategy).

    The trick is to quit when you start losing though.

    Everyone I know who has changed their Cake name has won immediately after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post

    Everyone I know who has changed their Cake name has won immediately after.
    Not everyone..

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    You won like 10 Kamis after I told you to change your Cake name. Plus, your new Cake name sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post
    You won like 10 Kamis after I told you to change your Cake name. Plus, your new Cake name sucks.
    You're going to lose this 300 chipper. Just like you lose everything when I have a stake in you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post
    God that's nasty. I know how you feel Lilred. I've been getting 1-2 outed all month.

    I'm not sure what hurts more though. Getting 1-2 outed or getting runner-runner-runner'ed.

    My advice to you is to play on Cake. But first, change your name on Cake (they let you do that in the cashier). Then play a few games (you'll win - It's a secret winning strategy).

    The trick is to quit when you start losing though.

    Everyone I know who has changed their Cake name has won immediately after.
    will give it a try, how does lilroostr sound! Oh and just bubbled again FTP is on the way out.Like cake.

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    Full Tilt Poker Game #16395762421: $7+$0.50 Sit&Go (Super Turbo) (12126896, Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:28:14 ET - 2009/11/29
    Seat 1: MrWood7001 (525)
    Seat 2: Glimmah (255)
    Seat 3: hillbillyroostr (255)
    Seat 5: gnaro 54 (315)
    Seat 6: DHSurfer (615)
    Seat 7: lucianom1 (435)
    Seat 9: DysonCityBoy (300)
    DHSurfer posts the small blind of 15
    lucianom1 posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to hillbillyroostr [2s 2c]
    DysonCityBoy folds
    MrWood7001 folds
    Glimmah folds
    hillbillyroostr raises to 255, and is all in
    gnaro 54 folds
    DHSurfer folds
    lucianom1 calls 225
    hillbillyroostr shows [2s 2c]
    lucianom1 shows [Td As]
    *** FLOP *** [8d 9d 2d]
    *** TURN *** [8d 9d 2d] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [8d 9d 2d 4h] [5d]
    hillbillyroostr shows three of a kind, Twos
    lucianom1 shows a flush, Ten high
    lucianom1 wins the pot (525) with a flush, Ten high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 525 | Rake 0
    Board: [8d 9d 2d 4h 5d]
    Seat 1: MrWood7001 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: Glimmah didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: hillbillyroostr showed [2s 2c] and lost with three of a kind, Twos
    Seat 5: gnaro 54 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: DHSurfer (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: lucianom1 (big blind) showed [Td As] and won (525) with a flush, Ten high
    Seat 9: DysonCityBoy didn't bet (folded)

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    this is the worst one.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #16376387104: $38,000 Guarantee (120813126), Table 58 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:17:47 ET - 2009/11/28
    Seat 1: mila1984 (25,396)
    Seat 2: berbo111 (5,430)
    Seat 3: SeAndIv (26,361)
    Seat 4: TheAssassinato (11,151)
    Seat 5: 1suus2 (10,199)
    Seat 6: -vararikko- (4,451)
    Seat 7: wishbone21 (7,859)
    Seat 8: hillbillyroostr (4,690)
    Seat 9: isitbcucantdoit (16,845)
    mila1984 antes 50
    berbo111 antes 50
    SeAndIv antes 50
    TheAssassinato antes 50
    1suus2 antes 50
    -vararikko- antes 50
    wishbone21 antes 50
    hillbillyroostr antes 50
    isitbcucantdoit antes 50
    wishbone21 posts the small blind of 200
    hillbillyroostr posts the big blind of 400
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to hillbillyroostr [6d Jd]
    hillbillyroostr: grrr
    isitbcucantdoit calls 400
    mila1984 folds
    berbo111 folds
    SeAndIv folds
    TheAssassinato folds
    SeAndIv: 99
    1suus2 folds
    -vararikko- folds
    wishbone21 calls 200
    hillbillyroostr checks
    *** FLOP *** [5d 4d Qd]
    wishbone21 bets 400
    hillbillyroostr raises to 4,240, and is all in
    isitbcucantdoit has 15 seconds left to act
    isitbcucantdoit folds
    wishbone21 calls 3,840
    hillbillyroostr shows [6d Jd]
    wishbone21 shows [Kh Qh]
    *** TURN *** [5d 4d Qd] [4c]
    *** RIVER *** [5d 4d Qd 4c] [Qs]
    hillbillyroostr shows a flush, Queen high
    wishbone21 shows a full house, Queens full of Fours
    wishbone21 wins the pot (10,130) with a full house, Queens full of Fours
    MistaKlean (Observer): :(
    hillbillyroostr stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 10,130 | Rake 0
    Board: [5d 4d Qd 4c Qs]
    Seat 1: mila1984 folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: berbo111 folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: SeAndIv folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: TheAssassinato folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: 1suus2 folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: -vararikko- (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: wishbone21 (small blind) showed [Kh Qh] and won (10,130) with a full house, Queens full of Fours
    Seat 8: hillbillyroostr (big blind) showed [6d Jd] and lost with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 9: isitbcucantdoit folded on the Flop

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    SLOW PLAY -= NO PAY!

    Full Tilt Poker Game #16396825562: $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo) (121277167), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:24:06 ET - 2009/11/29
    Seat 1: juanchti (1,510)
    Seat 2: djsquirrel2222 (1,305)
    Seat 3: Antony_jk (1,805)
    Seat 4: pokerjoke172 (1,305)
    Seat 5: Olia777 (1,450)
    Seat 6: Zapper90 (3,215)
    Seat 7: KaroASS1974 (1,530)
    Seat 9: hillbillyroostr (1,380)
    Antony_jk posts the small blind of 25
    pokerjoke172 posts the big blind of 50
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to hillbillyroostr [Ad As]
    Olia777 folds
    Zapper90 folds
    KaroASS1974 calls 50
    hillbillyroostr raises to 150
    juanchti folds
    djsquirrel2222 folds
    Antony_jk folds
    pokerjoke172 folds
    KaroASS1974 calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [5h Kh Qd]
    KaroASS1974 bets 375
    hillbillyroostr raises to 1,230, and is all in
    KaroASS1974 calls 855
    hillbillyroostr shows [Ad As]
    KaroASS1974 shows [5s Ks]
    *** TURN *** [5h Kh Qd] [8d]
    *** RIVER *** [5h Kh Qd 8d] [9h]
    hillbillyroostr shows a pair of Aces
    KaroASS1974 shows two pair, Kings and Fives
    KaroASS1974 wins the pot (2,835) with two pair, Kings and Fives
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,835 | Rake 0
    Board: [5h Kh Qd 8d 9h]
    Seat 1: juanchti didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: djsquirrel2222 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Antony_jk (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: pokerjoke172 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Olia777 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: Zapper90 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: KaroASS1974 showed [5s Ks] and won (2,835) with two pair, Kings and Fives
    Seat 9: hillbillyroostr showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces

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