ftp, thought the donking was over, boy was i suprised

[kingsnthahole]

after taking my umpteenth bad beat this week, by a person holding terrible cards,( and i'm not talking about him outflopping me, i'm talking about him calling with just top pair and hitting his 6 outer on the river, or me getting it in with top set and him calling with bottom pair and runnering a flush), I wanted to see exactly how successful people have done on the FTP lower limits. Is there a way to move up??? Every time i attempt at moving up in limits, i get donked and donked and donked, then i move down to BR myself, and the donking continues...

been a terrible week for poker, i'm at another one of those crossroads where i may quit playing ONLINE all together. I dont care what anyone says, online poker is BS, and not true poker, i equal it to video poker.

[TerpZone]

Did I do something wrong in a previous life? I am emailing FTP asking them to lock me out of 300 chip heads up games right now with all of the last day's bad beats in the email.

First hand of a 300 chipper:


Full Tilt Poker Game #16509884384: $2 + $0.10 Heads Up Sit & Go (122355884), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:16:53 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 1: RichMa (300)
Seat 2: caimbra (300)
caimbra posts the small blind of 15
RichMa posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qh Qd]
caimbra has 15 seconds left to act
caimbra raises to 300, and is all in
RichMa calls 270, and is all in
caimbra shows [6h 8h]
RichMa shows [Qh Qd]
*** FLOP *** [8c 5s 3h]
*** TURN *** [8c 5s 3h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 3h 9h] [Th]
caimbra shows a flush, Ten high
RichMa shows a pair of Queens
caimbra wins the pot (600) with a flush, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 5s 3h 9h Th]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: caimbra (small blind) showed [6h 8h] and won (600) with a flush, Ten high

[TerpZone]

I'll throw this one in for good measure.

I know I'm posting these a bunch, but I want to show just how often it happens.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16510246045: $7 + $0.50 Super Turbo Matrix (122354434), Match 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:32:08 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 3: ElMoino (1,250)
Seat 5: RichMa (1,160)
Seat 6: vimtogal (290)
RichMa posts the small blind of 30
vimtogal posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qd 7h]
ElMoino folds
RichMa calls 30
vimtogal checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 9d Qc]
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa bets 180
vimtogal calls 180
*** TURN *** [8h 9d Qc] [6d]
RichMa bets 120
vimtogal calls 50, and is all in
RichMa shows [Qd 7h]
vimtogal shows [4s 8s]
Uncalled bet of 70 returned to RichMa
*** RIVER *** [8h 9d Qc 6d] [4h]
RichMa shows a pair of Queens
vimtogal shows two pair, Eights and Fours
vimtogal wins the pot (580) with two pair, Eights and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 580 | Rake 0
Board: [8h 9d Qc 6d 4h]
Seat 3: ElMoino (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: RichMa (small blind) showed [Qd 7h] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: vimtogal (big blind) showed [4s 8s] and won (580) with two pair, Eights and Fours

[Lilred36]

Man I don't wanna play A last longer,I have been getting these for two days straight,this is a lower limit but still.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16554582845: $2 + $0.25 Madness (122793836), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:39:18 ET - 2009/12/05
Seat 1: BengiDilau (1,500)
Seat 2: hillbillyroostr (1,500)
Seat 3: pa0dequ3ij0 (1,500)
Seat 4: MrVizah (1,500)
Seat 5: KTRAN713 (1,500)
Seat 6: Sv74 (1,500)
Seat 7: alaskadreamer (1,500)
Seat 8: Artistikkk (1,500)
Seat 9: Macildur (1,500)
BengiDilau posts the small blind of 15
hillbillyroostr posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hillbillyroostr [6h 7s]
pa0dequ3ij0 folds
MrVizah folds
KTRAN713 folds
Sv74 folds
alaskadreamer folds
Artistikkk has been disconnected
Artistikkk has reconnected
Artistikkk has 15 seconds left to act
Artistikkk calls 30
Macildur folds
BengiDilau calls 15
hillbillyroostr checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5h 8d]
BengiDilau has 15 seconds left to act
BengiDilau bets 90
hillbillyroostr calls 90
Artistikkk folds
*** TURN *** [Kc 5h 8d] [4s]
BengiDilau has 15 seconds left to act
BengiDilau bets 270
hillbillyroostr raises to 540
BengiDilau raises to 1,380, and is all in
hillbillyroostr calls 840, and is all in
BengiDilau shows [5d 5s]
hillbillyroostr shows [6h 7s]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5h 8d 4s] [Ks]
BengiDilau shows a full house, Fives full of Kings
hillbillyroostr shows a straight, Eight high
BengiDilau wins the pot (3,030) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,030 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 5h 8d 4s Ks]
Seat 1: BengiDilau (small blind) showed [5d 5s] and won (3,030) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 2: hillbillyroostr (big blind) showed [6h 7s] and lost with a straight, Eight high
Seat 3: pa0dequ3ij0 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MrVizah didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: KTRAN713 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Sv74 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: alaskadreamer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Artistikkk folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Macildur (button) didn't bet (folded)

[TerpZone]

The good with the bad, I suppose.

Funny thing is, I lay this down if the original bet if $1 on the flop, not $.50, call, reraise to .50

I don't lay it down for anything with the boat draw and nut low draw on the turn though even though I know I'm beat.


Full Tilt Poker Game #16616013565: Table Yucca (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 18:12:34 ET - 2009/12/07
Seat 1: LANE216 ($6.73)
Seat 2: margaretagirl ($0.7
Seat 3: reverse logic ($7.40)
Seat 4: RichMa ($8.42)
Seat 5: roadrunner53175 ($1.01), is sitting out
Seat 6: colddogsoup ($4.27)
margaretagirl posts the small blind of $0.02
reverse logic posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Ad Ks Kd 2d]
RichMa raises to $0.10
colddogsoup calls $0.10
LANE216 calls $0.10
margaretagirl calls $0.08
reverse logic calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6s 7d]
margaretagirl bets $0.50
reverse logic calls $0.50
RichMa calls $0.50
colddogsoup folds
LANE216 raises to $1
margaretagirl calls $0.18, and is all in
reverse logic calls $0.50
RichMa calls $0.50
*** TURN *** [Tc 6s 7d] [Kh]
reverse logic checks
RichMa bets $4.18
LANE216 raises to $5.63, and is all in
reverse logic folds
reverse logic is sitting out
RichMa calls $1.45
LANE216 shows [9c 9s Jh 8h]
margaretagirl shows [Td Th Qh Ac]
RichMa shows [Ad Ks Kd 2d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6s 7d Kh] [6d]
LANE216 shows a straight, Ten high, for high
RichMa shows a full house, Kings full of Sixes, for high
RichMa wins the side pot ($11.41) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
margaretagirl shows a full house, Tens full of Sixes, for high
RichMa wins the main pot ($3.01) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
LANE216 is sitting out
margaretagirl adds $1
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.44 Main pot $3.22. Side pot $12.22. | Rake $1.02
Board: [Tc 6s 7d Kh 6d]
Seat 1: LANE216 (button) showed [9c 9s Jh 8h] and lost with HI: a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: margaretagirl (small blind) showed [Td Th Qh Ac] and lost with HI: a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: reverse logic (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: RichMa showed [Ad Ks Kd 2d] and won ($14.42) with HI: a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 5: roadrunner53175 is sitting out
Seat 6: colddogsoup folded on the Flop

[TerpZone]

I could write a book on this.

Flop the nuts and lose to a boat? Yes pls


Full Tilt Poker Game #16638787531: $6 + $0.50 Matrix 4x Sit & Go (123564285), Match 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:45:15 ET - 2009/12/08
Seat 2: noles97 (1,550)
Seat 3: Fossa67 (1,760)
Seat 4: anticro (1,365)
Seat 5: Kreuznagel (1,330)
Seat 6: Asslake (1,605)
Seat 7: IloledHard (1,695)
Seat 8: RichMa (1,375)
Seat 9: Matmathieu (2,820)
noles97 posts the small blind of 25
Fossa67 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Ks Ts]
anticro folds
Kreuznagel folds
Asslake folds
IloledHard raises to 150
RichMa calls 150
Matmathieu calls 150
noles97 folds
Fossa67 folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jh Ad]
IloledHard bets 450
RichMa raises to 1,225, and is all in
Matmathieu folds
IloledHard calls 775
RichMa shows [Ks Ts]
IloledHard shows [Qc Js]
*** TURN *** [Qd Jh Ad] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jh Ad 3d] [Jc]
RichMa shows a straight, Ace high
IloledHard shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
IloledHard wins the pot (2,975) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,975 | Rake 0
Board: [Qd Jh Ad 3d Jc]
Seat 2: noles97 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Fossa67 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: anticro didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Kreuznagel didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Asslake didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: IloledHard showed [Qc Js] and won (2,975) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Seat 8: RichMa showed [Ks Ts] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 9: Matmathieu (button) folded on the Flop

[TerpZone]

Same matrix, different tourny.

Do you think FTP is out to get me? I do.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16639052854: $6 + $0.50 Matrix 4x Sit & Go (123564285), Match 4 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:55:33 ET - 2009/12/08
Seat 1: RichMa (1,105)
Seat 2: Matmathieu (5,320)
Seat 3: Fossa67 (3,865)
Seat 4: Kreuznagel (1,460)
Seat 7: Asslake (1,750)
Asslake posts the small blind of 50
RichMa posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qs Qc]
Matmathieu folds
Fossa67 raises to 300
Kreuznagel folds
Asslake raises to 1,750, and is all in
RichMa calls 1,005, and is all in
Fossa67 folds
Asslake shows [7d 7h]
RichMa shows [Qs Qc]
Uncalled bet of 645 returned to Asslake
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9h 7s]
*** TURN *** [Jd 9h 7s] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9h 7s 7c] [8d]
Asslake shows four of a kind, Sevens
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
Asslake wins the pot (2,510) with four of a kind, Sevens
RichMa: hahahaha
RichMa stands up
The blinds are now 60/120
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,510 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd 9h 7s 7c 8d]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 2: Matmathieu didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Fossa67 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Kreuznagel (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Asslake (small blind) showed [7d 7h] and won (2,510) with four of a kind, Sevens

[targetguy1]

good to see eejits spirit lives on here at ndn.

[Lilred36]

What a setup, gotta love full tilt.

ull Tilt Poker Game #16768848049: MiniFTOPS Event #8 (109936527), Table 1930 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:11:31 ET - 2009/12/13
Seat 1: beland66 (4,970)
Seat 2: hillbillyroostr (5,455)
Seat 4: fizzbang777 (4,555)
Seat 5: Panthamor (10,160)
Seat 6: titi12 (4,860)
beland66 posts the small blind of 10
hillbillyroostr posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hillbillyroostr [6h 5h]
fizzbang777 folds
Panthamor folds
titi12 calls 20
beland66 calls 10
hillbillyroostr checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh Td 3s]
beland66 has 15 seconds left to act
titi12: huge flop for you
beland66 checks
hillbillyroostr checks
titi12 checks
*** TURN *** [Jh Td 3s] [Kh]
beland66 has 15 seconds left to act
beland66 checks
hillbillyroostr checks
titi12 bets 45
beland66 has 15 seconds left to act
beland66 folds
hillbillyroostr calls 45
*** RIVER *** [Jh Td 3s Kh] [9h]
hillbillyroostr checks
titi12 bets 150
hillbillyroostr raises to 480
titi12 has 15 seconds left to act
titi12 raises to 4,795, and is all in
hillbillyroostr calls 4,315
*** SHOW DOWN ***
titi12 shows [4h Ah] a flush, Ace high
hillbillyroostr mucks
titi12 wins the pot (9,740) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,740 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh Td 3s Kh 9h]
Seat 1: beland66 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: hillbillyroostr (big blind) mucked [6h 5h] - a flush, King high
Seat 4: fizzbang777 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Panthamor didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: titi12 (button) showed [4h Ah] and won (9,740) with a flush, Ace high

[markjfixit]

OUCH!! is about all I can think to say there,, but fulltilt seems to spank me every time I play there. Usually I get killed with top pair and they get trips.. been happening alot lately.

[Lilred36]

Yeah its sad plan your whole day, get the family outa the house and 10 mins in the bust your chops,I get so beat there feel like a rented mule.