ftp, thought the donking was over, boy was i suprised

[TerpZone]

Yummy! River 2 outters! I feel like these happen against me at a stasticially significant pace. Way more than the 4-8% they're supposed to..


Full Tilt Poker Game #16506981490: $2 + $0.10 Heads Up Sit & Go (12232717, Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:17:52 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 1: oksurp (270)
Seat 2: RichMa (330)
oksurp posts the small blind of 15
RichMa posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kd 5d]
oksurp raises to 270, and is all in
RichMa calls 240
oksurp shows [8s Kc]
RichMa shows [Kd 5d]
*** FLOP *** [7d 5s 3h]
*** TURN *** [7d 5s 3h] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5s 3h 3d] [8c]
oksurp shows two pair, Eights and Threes
RichMa shows two pair, Fives and Threes
oksurp wins the pot (540) with two pair, Eights and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 540 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5s 3h 3d 8c]
Seat 1: oksurp (small blind) showed [8s Kc] and won (540) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 2: RichMa (big blind) showed [Kd 5d] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes

[TerpZone]

Practically on cue after a pair held up against overs, i'm river 3 outted

Statistically significant? Sure seems so from where I'm seated



Full Tilt Poker Game #16507193482: $1.50+$0.20 Sit&Go (Sup Turbo) (122327856), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:26:21 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 1: lynwood88 (365)
Seat 2: pamelitos (27
Seat 3: cormackio (472)
Seat 5: Pookey52 (300)
Seat 6: IamSet1820 (465)
Seat 7: richieee1127 (220)
Seat 8: RichMa (600)
lynwood88 posts the small blind of 25
pamelitos posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kc Kh]
cormackio folds
Pookey52 raises to 300, and is all in
IamSet1820 folds
richieee1127 folds
RichMa raises to 600, and is all in
lynwood88 folds
pamelitos folds
RichMa shows [Kc Kh]
Pookey52 shows [7s Ad]
Uncalled bet of 300 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [6d 2s 9d]
*** TURN *** [6d 2s 9d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 2s 9d 5c] [Ah]
RichMa shows a pair of Kings
Pookey52 shows a pair of Aces
Pookey52 wins the pot (675) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 675 | Rake 0
Board: [6d 2s 9d 5c Ah]
Seat 1: lynwood88 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: pamelitos (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: cormackio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Pookey52 showed [7s Ad] and won (675) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: IamSet1820 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: richieee1127 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: RichMa (button) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

[TerpZone]

Did I do something wrong in a previous life? I am emailing FTP asking them to lock me out of 300 chip heads up games right now with all of the last day's bad beats in the email.

First hand of a 300 chipper:


Full Tilt Poker Game #16509884384: $2 + $0.10 Heads Up Sit & Go (122355884), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:16:53 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 1: RichMa (300)
Seat 2: caimbra (300)
caimbra posts the small blind of 15
RichMa posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qh Qd]
caimbra has 15 seconds left to act
caimbra raises to 300, and is all in
RichMa calls 270, and is all in
caimbra shows [6h 8h]
RichMa shows [Qh Qd]
*** FLOP *** [8c 5s 3h]
*** TURN *** [8c 5s 3h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 3h 9h] [Th]
caimbra shows a flush, Ten high
RichMa shows a pair of Queens
caimbra wins the pot (600) with a flush, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 5s 3h 9h Th]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: caimbra (small blind) showed [6h 8h] and won (600) with a flush, Ten high

[TerpZone]

The good with the bad, I suppose.

Funny thing is, I lay this down if the original bet if $1 on the flop, not $.50, call, reraise to .50

I don't lay it down for anything with the boat draw and nut low draw on the turn though even though I know I'm beat.


Full Tilt Poker Game #16616013565: Table Yucca (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 18:12:34 ET - 2009/12/07
Seat 1: LANE216 ($6.73)
Seat 2: margaretagirl ($0.7
Seat 3: reverse logic ($7.40)
Seat 4: RichMa ($8.42)
Seat 5: roadrunner53175 ($1.01), is sitting out
Seat 6: colddogsoup ($4.27)
margaretagirl posts the small blind of $0.02
reverse logic posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Ad Ks Kd 2d]
RichMa raises to $0.10
colddogsoup calls $0.10
LANE216 calls $0.10
margaretagirl calls $0.08
reverse logic calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6s 7d]
margaretagirl bets $0.50
reverse logic calls $0.50
RichMa calls $0.50
colddogsoup folds
LANE216 raises to $1
margaretagirl calls $0.18, and is all in
reverse logic calls $0.50
RichMa calls $0.50
*** TURN *** [Tc 6s 7d] [Kh]
reverse logic checks
RichMa bets $4.18
LANE216 raises to $5.63, and is all in
reverse logic folds
reverse logic is sitting out
RichMa calls $1.45
LANE216 shows [9c 9s Jh 8h]
margaretagirl shows [Td Th Qh Ac]
RichMa shows [Ad Ks Kd 2d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6s 7d Kh] [6d]
LANE216 shows a straight, Ten high, for high
RichMa shows a full house, Kings full of Sixes, for high
RichMa wins the side pot ($11.41) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
margaretagirl shows a full house, Tens full of Sixes, for high
RichMa wins the main pot ($3.01) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
LANE216 is sitting out
margaretagirl adds $1
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.44 Main pot $3.22. Side pot $12.22. | Rake $1.02
Board: [Tc 6s 7d Kh 6d]
Seat 1: LANE216 (button) showed [9c 9s Jh 8h] and lost with HI: a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: margaretagirl (small blind) showed [Td Th Qh Ac] and lost with HI: a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: reverse logic (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: RichMa showed [Ad Ks Kd 2d] and won ($14.42) with HI: a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 5: roadrunner53175 is sitting out
Seat 6: colddogsoup folded on the Flop

[TerpZone]

I could write a book on this.

Flop the nuts and lose to a boat? Yes pls


Full Tilt Poker Game #16638787531: $6 + $0.50 Matrix 4x Sit & Go (123564285), Match 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:45:15 ET - 2009/12/08
Seat 2: noles97 (1,550)
Seat 3: Fossa67 (1,760)
Seat 4: anticro (1,365)
Seat 5: Kreuznagel (1,330)
Seat 6: Asslake (1,605)
Seat 7: IloledHard (1,695)
Seat 8: RichMa (1,375)
Seat 9: Matmathieu (2,820)
noles97 posts the small blind of 25
Fossa67 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Ks Ts]
anticro folds
Kreuznagel folds
Asslake folds
IloledHard raises to 150
RichMa calls 150
Matmathieu calls 150
noles97 folds
Fossa67 folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jh Ad]
IloledHard bets 450
RichMa raises to 1,225, and is all in
Matmathieu folds
IloledHard calls 775
RichMa shows [Ks Ts]
IloledHard shows [Qc Js]
*** TURN *** [Qd Jh Ad] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jh Ad 3d] [Jc]
RichMa shows a straight, Ace high
IloledHard shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
IloledHard wins the pot (2,975) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,975 | Rake 0
Board: [Qd Jh Ad 3d Jc]
Seat 2: noles97 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Fossa67 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: anticro didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Kreuznagel didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Asslake didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: IloledHard showed [Qc Js] and won (2,975) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Seat 8: RichMa showed [Ks Ts] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 9: Matmathieu (button) folded on the Flop

[TerpZone]

Same matrix, different tourny.

Do you think FTP is out to get me? I do.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16639052854: $6 + $0.50 Matrix 4x Sit & Go (123564285), Match 4 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:55:33 ET - 2009/12/08
Seat 1: RichMa (1,105)
Seat 2: Matmathieu (5,320)
Seat 3: Fossa67 (3,865)
Seat 4: Kreuznagel (1,460)
Seat 7: Asslake (1,750)
Asslake posts the small blind of 50
RichMa posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qs Qc]
Matmathieu folds
Fossa67 raises to 300
Kreuznagel folds
Asslake raises to 1,750, and is all in
RichMa calls 1,005, and is all in
Fossa67 folds
Asslake shows [7d 7h]
RichMa shows [Qs Qc]
Uncalled bet of 645 returned to Asslake
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9h 7s]
*** TURN *** [Jd 9h 7s] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9h 7s 7c] [8d]
Asslake shows four of a kind, Sevens
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
Asslake wins the pot (2,510) with four of a kind, Sevens
RichMa: hahahaha
RichMa stands up
The blinds are now 60/120
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,510 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd 9h 7s 7c 8d]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 2: Matmathieu didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Fossa67 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Kreuznagel (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Asslake (small blind) showed [7d 7h] and won (2,510) with four of a kind, Sevens

[targetguy1]

good to see eejits spirit lives on here at ndn.

[TerpZone]

I'll throw this one in for good measure.

I know I'm posting these a bunch, but I want to show just how often it happens.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16510246045: $7 + $0.50 Super Turbo Matrix (122354434), Match 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:32:08 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 3: ElMoino (1,250)
Seat 5: RichMa (1,160)
Seat 6: vimtogal (290)
RichMa posts the small blind of 30
vimtogal posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qd 7h]
ElMoino folds
RichMa calls 30
vimtogal checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 9d Qc]
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa bets 180
vimtogal calls 180
*** TURN *** [8h 9d Qc] [6d]
RichMa bets 120
vimtogal calls 50, and is all in
RichMa shows [Qd 7h]
vimtogal shows [4s 8s]
Uncalled bet of 70 returned to RichMa
*** RIVER *** [8h 9d Qc 6d] [4h]
RichMa shows a pair of Queens
vimtogal shows two pair, Eights and Fours
vimtogal wins the pot (580) with two pair, Eights and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 580 | Rake 0
Board: [8h 9d Qc 6d 4h]
Seat 3: ElMoino (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: RichMa (small blind) showed [Qd 7h] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: vimtogal (big blind) showed [4s 8s] and won (580) with two pair, Eights and Fours

[Lilred36]

Man I don't wanna play A last longer,I have been getting these for two days straight,this is a lower limit but still.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16554582845: $2 + $0.25 Madness (122793836), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:39:18 ET - 2009/12/05
Seat 1: BengiDilau (1,500)
Seat 2: hillbillyroostr (1,500)
Seat 3: pa0dequ3ij0 (1,500)
Seat 4: MrVizah (1,500)
Seat 5: KTRAN713 (1,500)
Seat 6: Sv74 (1,500)
Seat 7: alaskadreamer (1,500)
Seat 8: Artistikkk (1,500)
Seat 9: Macildur (1,500)
BengiDilau posts the small blind of 15
hillbillyroostr posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hillbillyroostr [6h 7s]
pa0dequ3ij0 folds
MrVizah folds
KTRAN713 folds
Sv74 folds
alaskadreamer folds
Artistikkk has been disconnected
Artistikkk has reconnected
Artistikkk has 15 seconds left to act
Artistikkk calls 30
Macildur folds
BengiDilau calls 15
hillbillyroostr checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5h 8d]
BengiDilau has 15 seconds left to act
BengiDilau bets 90
hillbillyroostr calls 90
Artistikkk folds
*** TURN *** [Kc 5h 8d] [4s]
BengiDilau has 15 seconds left to act
BengiDilau bets 270
hillbillyroostr raises to 540
BengiDilau raises to 1,380, and is all in
hillbillyroostr calls 840, and is all in
BengiDilau shows [5d 5s]
hillbillyroostr shows [6h 7s]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5h 8d 4s] [Ks]
BengiDilau shows a full house, Fives full of Kings
hillbillyroostr shows a straight, Eight high
BengiDilau wins the pot (3,030) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,030 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 5h 8d 4s Ks]
Seat 1: BengiDilau (small blind) showed [5d 5s] and won (3,030) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 2: hillbillyroostr (big blind) showed [6h 7s] and lost with a straight, Eight high
Seat 3: pa0dequ3ij0 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MrVizah didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: KTRAN713 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Sv74 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: alaskadreamer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Artistikkk folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Macildur (button) didn't bet (folded)