So many things to say here.

1 - NDN you swore in your post, thats a 7 day ban methinks.
2 - After having the pillow discussion for years, well done!!

3 - This could well be the best post ever made on NDN. The origional i mean. I read it twice just for fun. I might now read it a third time.

4 - My pillow is awesome. I have 2, and i got softer ones so they mush under me. I just need a better bed now. Also, having Jen lying on me really helps