Quote Originally Posted by Pokerkitty6 View Post
Golf Info


Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a hybrid.
That means I would get 450 miles to the gallon.

But I only walk 24 miles a year, so that would be 12 miles to the gallon.

I don't get it now. Would I be a Hummer or a moped?