What is the stupidest thing you have done this month?

[freeringo]

I was too lazy to get off the couch, so I tried to urinate in an empty Gatorade bottle when I was half-asleep, and pissed all over my carpet. I ended up having to Lysol the heck out of it, and I think I contracted a rash out of the experience. I recommend the big mouth one liter bottles instead.

TMI you deserve a rash