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    Quote Originally Posted by TerpZone View Post
    Ugh, it smells so bad when you light the filter.

    I usually only do this when drunk. Or when driving. The worst is when driving it's like...*light*...OH ****
    Ya i know right lol It doesnt have a very pleasent taste either, kinda lingers in ya for a while Try not to catch the car on fire

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    Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truwu View Post
    Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.
    Oh my! Take care of yourself and get well. And keep us posted.

    I sure hope we don't get it now! lol jk

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    I was too lazy to get off the couch, so I tried to urinate in an empty Gatorade bottle when I was half-asleep, and pissed all over my carpet. I ended up having to Lysol the heck out of it, and I think I contracted a rash out of the experience. I recommend the big mouth one liter bottles instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DINGO8MYBABY View Post
    I was too lazy to get off the couch, so I tried to urinate in an empty Gatorade bottle when I was half-asleep, and pissed all over my carpet. I ended up having to Lysol the heck out of it, and I think I contracted a rash out of the experience. I recommend the big mouth one liter bottles instead.
    TMI you deserve a rash

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