Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.
I was too lazy to get off the couch, so I tried to urinate in an empty Gatorade bottle when I was half-asleep, and pissed all over my carpet. I ended up having to Lysol the heck out of it, and I think I contracted a rash out of the experience. I recommend the big mouth one liter bottles instead.
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