For me it would be lighting a cigarette backwards, and laughing it off, i went to light another one and light that one backwards too. Talk about being embarrassed then...
For me it would be lighting a cigarette backwards, and laughing it off, i went to light another one and light that one backwards too. Talk about being embarrassed then...
THIS JUST IN: I took off my windshield wiper blades yesterday to get new ones this morning when walmart opened.
Weather man said rain will start Tuesday afternoon or evening.
IT'S RAINING at 6am &%#$@%$#&%
screech screech screech screech
CRAP no blades
Backed up onto the trash while parking in front of my house was probably the stupidest : {. Did not realize I was in reverse lol.
oh my free ok u win!...lol no the other month or so ago my husband took car to Auto Advance they put your bought items on for u so sweet right.....ok so like a week later im out of town at night ...rain comes i turn them on and the whole cartidge starts doing back flips all over my windsheild it was all i could do to get to the side of the road...raining ...dark...im like what do I do? i have AAA..... shoulda just called them ...rain slowed some and i manged to make it to my hotel ....next morning took it to another advanced auto store explained and he showed me it was not clicked in good when installed ...i didn't see a huge damage so i let it go ..i mean really i may have done the same thing, if i had installed it...but man ....what a scarey thing to have happen.
Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.
I was too lazy to get off the couch, so I tried to urinate in an empty Gatorade bottle when I was half-asleep, and pissed all over my carpet. I ended up having to Lysol the heck out of it, and I think I contracted a rash out of the experience. I recommend the big mouth one liter bottles instead.
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