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    lets do it free!

    ok so one night event at the NDN gathering has to be mascarade ball theme "Super heros" lol...oh hell make it the first night we meet ...too cool....a real ice breaker for sure...lol
    eejit in tights....a sight to be hold I'm sure!

    ok i know u want a stupid thing I did ...man i do so many they don't even get filed as stupid anymore....the other night i asked the husband to run water in the pool and i would shut it off .....for got ....so in the morning all this lovely water wasted on the earth around my pool.

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    Sue - 10,000 is the answer.

    Mine for this month is probably instead of calling up someone at work selling google, i pretending to be from blackpool zoo, and we had a new marketing feature thats just finall come out, adverts on the side of the elephants. In skin paint. Non toxic.

    I said "The animals have signed declarations saying they are fine with it, and it should be running within 5 weeks"

    The guy said "Awesome, it sounds great"

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    For me it would be lighting a cigarette backwards, and laughing it off, i went to light another one and light that one backwards too. Talk about being embarrassed then...

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    THIS JUST IN: I took off my windshield wiper blades yesterday to get new ones this morning when walmart opened.
    Weather man said rain will start Tuesday afternoon or evening.

    IT'S RAINING at 6am &%#$@%$#&%
    screech screech screech screech

    CRAP no blades

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    Backed up onto the trash while parking in front of my house was probably the stupidest : {. Did not realize I was in reverse lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    THIS JUST IN: I took off my windshield wiper blades yesterday to get new ones this morning when walmart opened.
    Weather man said rain will start Tuesday afternoon or evening.

    IT'S RAINING at 6am &%#$@%$#&%
    screech screech screech screech

    CRAP no blades
    oh my free ok u win!...lol no the other month or so ago my husband took car to Auto Advance they put your bought items on for u so sweet right.....ok so like a week later im out of town at night ...rain comes i turn them on and the whole cartidge starts doing back flips all over my windsheild it was all i could do to get to the side of the road...raining ...dark...im like what do I do? i have AAA..... shoulda just called them ...rain slowed some and i manged to make it to my hotel ....next morning took it to another advanced auto store explained and he showed me it was not clicked in good when installed ...i didn't see a huge damage so i let it go ..i mean really i may have done the same thing, if i had installed it...but man ....what a scarey thing to have happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    THIS JUST IN: I took off my windshield wiper blades yesterday to get new ones this morning when walmart opened.
    Weather man said rain will start Tuesday afternoon or evening.

    IT'S RAINING at 6am &%#$@%$#&%
    screech screech screech screech

    CRAP no blades
    Haven't you ever heard of RainX?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PANAMHIEST View Post
    For me it would be lighting a cigarette backwards, and laughing it off, i went to light another one and light that one backwards too. Talk about being embarrassed then...
    Ugh, it smells so bad when you light the filter.

    I usually only do this when drunk. Or when driving. The worst is when driving it's like...*light*...OH ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerpZone View Post
    Ugh, it smells so bad when you light the filter.

    I usually only do this when drunk. Or when driving. The worst is when driving it's like...*light*...OH ****
    Ya i know right lol It doesnt have a very pleasent taste either, kinda lingers in ya for a while Try not to catch the car on fire

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    Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truwu View Post
    Kissing my wife while she was violently sick. Moral of story is she was diagnosed with the swine flu and I now have it,just starting to get over it (no online poker all week). Unfortunately wont be able to play in the ndn tourney tonight,just typing this hurts my eyes,no poker for me yet. But good luck all. And dont make out with sick people. TRUE STORY.
    Oh my! Take care of yourself and get well. And keep us posted.

    I sure hope we don't get it now! lol jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerpZone View Post
    Ugh, it smells so bad when you light the filter.

    I usually only do this when drunk. Or when driving. The worst is when driving it's like...*light*...OH ****
    OMG does it stink! Me, I usually only do this when it is my last smoke... and oooooo it makes me so mad!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Sue - 10,000 is the answer.

    Mine for this month is probably instead of calling up someone at work selling google, i pretending to be from blackpool zoo, and we had a new marketing feature thats just finall come out, adverts on the side of the elephants. In skin paint. Non toxic.

    I said "The animals have signed declarations saying they are fine with it, and it should be running within 5 weeks"

    The guy said "Awesome, it sounds great"
    ok what part of stupid thing u did ...sounds like u have a lifetime customer there....you could sell pain pills at a masacist convention....geez...u r good.......very funny....but you in tights ...i can't wait for day one of NDN Retreat not Defeat Poker Gathering.......

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