Sue - 10,000 is the answer.

Mine for this month is probably instead of calling up someone at work selling google, i pretending to be from blackpool zoo, and we had a new marketing feature thats just finall come out, adverts on the side of the elephants. In skin paint. Non toxic.

I said "The animals have signed declarations saying they are fine with it, and it should be running within 5 weeks"

The guy said "Awesome, it sounds great"