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    Thumbs up The Wal-Mart Greeter (Joke)

    The Wal-Mart Greeter

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
    her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, ‘Good morning, and welcome to
    Wal-Mart Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they
    ain’t. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you
    think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’

    ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ‘I just
    couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
    shopping at Wal-Mart.’

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    lol that's funny

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    I'll use this one next week at work, that's a classic.lol lol lol

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