I hate poker

[eejit101]

I sharkscoped this guy, and my info was he sucks HU. HE wont min RR me with a huge hand, so i figure im good here....

Full Tilt Poker Game #15082538050: $33 + $1.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (11061496, Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:04:38 ET - 2009/10/02
Seat 1: no1plank (1,725)
Seat 2: eejit101 (1,275)
eejit101 posts the small blind of 15
no1plank posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eejit101 [Qs Ad]
eejit101 raises to 90
no1plank raises to 150
eejit101 raises to 1,275, and is all in
no1plank calls 1,125
eejit101 shows [Qs Ad]
no1plank shows [8h Kc]
*** FLOP *** [5d 7c Ah]



Now at this point - Im celebrating....


*** TURN *** [5d 7c Ah] [8d]


At this point in literally worried as i run like shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


*** RIVER *** [5d 7c Ah 8d] [Kh]


At this point i chopped off my leg.



eejit101 shows a pair of Aces
no1plank shows two pair, Kings and Eights
no1plank wins the pot (2,550) with two pair, Kings and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,550 | Rake 0
Board: [5d 7c Ah 8d Kh]
Seat 1: no1plank (big blind) showed [8h Kc] and won (2,550) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 2: eejit101 (small blind) showed [Qs Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces

[TerpZone]

At least you didn't get runner runnered 2 different ways by the same guy in the same pot.

https://www.nodepositneeded.com/forums/81048-post6.html

[eejit101]

screw off hijacker.

[PANAMHIEST]

well that seems about right on a bad night. I would be very weary of playing much of those games anymore. Maybe try some luck at omaha.

[Lilred36]

Well stop sharkscoping then,obv your in a differnt league than him.Hes gonna make bad calls and hammer you,happens all the time.What ya need to do is just leave Jen play for you awhile,days,so when they sharkscope you there really scoping her.

[truwu]

Ouch tough beat man. What makes him make a play like that in he first place?? k-8?!? I dont understand maybe in a freeroll or some cheap tourney but in a $30 tough to deal with,I would reach through my screen and grab that dude by his DONK!

[kingsnthahole]

that stuff happened to me on Fulltilt way too much so i stopped playing there, im telling you its their software...theres no such thing as a random card generator...its never been created

[eejit101]

Lol, there is in my head.

AQ vs K8.

My RNG says - A Q 2 Q Q

[madeye]

i feel your pain. this is a typical freeroll into a millions gold chip give away game i try to play now and then.

Hand#2006612142000061 - Freeroll into Millions Gold Chip Giveaway T6365506 -- Table 304 -- $0/$10/$20 NL Hold'em -- 2009/10/02 - 19:30:10
Seat 2: Madeye ($1,500 in chips)
Seat 3: xrag***3 ($1,500 in chips)
Seat 7: naft***7 ($1,500 in chips)
Seat 9: Ilyx***9 ($1,500 in chips)
Madeye: posts small blind 10
xrag***3: posts big blind 20
Dealt to Madeye [Ad,Ks]
pric***4: folds
cent***5: folds
mrz0***6: folds
naft***7: folds
Antl***8: folds
Ilyx***9: is all in 1500
what***10: folds
Dabo***1: folds
Madeye: is all in 1490.0000
xrag***3: folds
Madeye: shows [Ad Ks]
Ilyx***9: shows [4d Jd]
*** FLOP *** [Td,3c,5d]
*** TURN *** [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [3h]
***SHOW DOWN***
Ilyx***9: wins 3,020 with Flush, King high
Madeye finished 3979 out of 4000 players.