So me, eejit, and target were playing a private Last Longer KO with all-ins...

[TerpZone]

So me, target and eejit decided to play the nightly $3+.30 MTT Knockout on FTP and go all in every hand. All three of us busted out within 6 hands.

So, after busting out so quickly, we decided to try again at a $3+.30 90 person KO SnG with all ins every hand.

What proceeds is my LOL run in this tourny in which I accumulated 29 knockouts. I will post each knockout (in quotes to avoid earning chips) and the ones that are especially LOL and made me feel bad for my opponents, I will bold and highlight if you want to just skip to those. Nvm, can't bold a quote, apparently. I put brief descriptions on each one though.

Needless to say, people were cursing my name and rejoicing when I busted. I would have easily placed top 3 by the time I had a 25-30k chip lead with 30 left, but eejit refused to let me fold a hand. When all was said and done, though, I did make $14.50 (and .50 from the first MTT) from this and t'was fun.

Everyone folded to my all in first hand.

Second hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046358171: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:29:02 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (2,985)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (2,970)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (3,000), is sitting out
Seat 4: meg327 (2,970)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (3,000)
Seat 6: me1jai (3,000)
Seat 7: aktoj (3,000)
Seat 8: hogman77 (3,000)
Seat 9: RichMa (3,075)
KingofkardZ20 posts the small blind of 15
Liebelein75 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7s Ks]
meg327 folds
jungleman_chad calls 30
me1jai folds
aktoj raises to 120
hogman77 calls 120
RichMa raises to 3,075, and is all in
ron hartsfield folds
Liebelein75 has returned
KingofkardZ20 folds
Liebelein75 folds
jungleman_chad folds
aktoj has 15 seconds left to act
aktoj folds
hogman77 has 15 seconds left to act
hogman77 calls 2,880, and is all in
RichMa shows [7s Ks]
hogman77 shows [Qh Kc]
Uncalled bet of 75 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9s Jh 7c]
*** TURN *** [9s Jh 7c] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [9s Jh 7c Kd] [8d]
RichMa shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
hogman77 shows a pair of Kings
RichMa wins the pot (6,195) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
hogman77 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,195 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Jh 7c Kd 8d]
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: meg327 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad folded before the Flop
Seat 6: me1jai didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: aktoj folded before the Flop
Seat 8: hogman77 showed [Qh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: RichMa showed [7s Ks] and won (6,195) with two pair, Kings and Sevens

The next hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046376314: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:10 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (2,985)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (2,955)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (2,970)
Seat 4: meg327 (2,970)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (2,970)
Seat 6: me1jai (3,000)
Seat 7: aktoj (2,880)
Seat 9: RichMa (6,270)
Liebelein75 posts the small blind of 15
meg327 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [9s 8s]
jungleman_chad folds
me1jai folds
aktoj calls 30
RichMa raises to 6,270, and is all in
ron hartsfield folds
KingofkardZ20 folds
Liebelein75 folds
meg327 calls 2,940, and is all in
aktoj calls 2,850, and is all in
RichMa shows [9s 8s]
meg327 shows [Ah Jc]
aktoj shows [Jd Tc]
Uncalled bet of 3,300 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9d 2c]
*** TURN *** [Ks 9d 2c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9d 2c 8h] [5d]
RichMa shows two pair, Nines and Eights
meg327 shows Ace King high
RichMa wins the side pot (180) with two pair, Nines and Eights
aktoj shows King Jack high
RichMa wins the main pot (8,655) with two pair, Nines and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,835 Main pot 8,655. Side pot 180. | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 9d 2c 8h 5d]
Seat 1: ron hartsfield didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: meg327 (big blind) showed [Ah Jc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 5: jungleman_chad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: me1jai didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: aktoj showed [Jd Tc] and lost with King Jack high
Seat 9: RichMa showed [9s 8s] and won (8,835) with two pair, Nines and Eights

And the 4th hand, when I realized something crazy might be in the midst:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046387676: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:52 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (2,985)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (2,955)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (2,955)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (2,970)
Seat 6: me1jai (3,000)
Seat 7: Theodor1977 (2,820)
Seat 9: RichMa (12,135)
jungleman_chad posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [4c 7d]
me1jai calls 30
Theodor1977 calls 30
RichMa raises to 12,135, and is all in
freemunee sits down
freemunee adds 2,850
ron hartsfield calls 2,985, and is all in
KingofkardZ20 folds
Liebelein75 calls 2,955, and is all in
jungleman_chad folds
me1jai folds
Theodor1977 folds
RichMa shows [4c 7d]
ron hartsfield shows [Qd Kc]
Liebelein75 shows [Th Ah]
Uncalled bet of 9,150 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Js 6c 8h]
*** TURN *** [Js 6c 8h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6c 8h 9d] [5d]
RichMa shows a straight, Nine high
ron hartsfield shows King Queen high
RichMa wins the side pot (60) with a straight, Nine high
Liebelein75 shows Ace Jack high
RichMa wins the main pot (8,955) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,015 Main pot 8,955. Side pot 60. | Rake 0
Board: [Js 6c 8h 9d 5d]
Seat 1: ron hartsfield showed [Qd Kc] and lost with King Queen high
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (button) showed [Th Ah] and lost with Ace Jack high
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: me1jai folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Theodor1977 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: RichMa showed [4c 7d] and won (9,015) with a straight, Nine high

I then lost 3 of the next 4 hands with no calls on the 4th.

Holy crap on the 5th hand after that. My 67 beat 88 and KK.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046447043: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 5 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:34:38 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (6,560)
Seat 2: LHIOB1123 (3,190)
Seat 3: stung2 (3,000)
Seat 4: atrader15 (5,980)
Seat 6: tatarva (17,820)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 (2,760)
Seat 8: sighandstuff (5,780)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (3,075)
Brutallicus posts the small blind of 20
RichMa posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7s 6s]
LHIOB1123 folds
stung2 folds
atrader15 calls 40
tatarva folds
ldybgslck1375 folds
sighandstuff raises to 160
Brutallicus folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 6,560, and is all in
atrader15 calls 5,940, and is all in
sighandstuff has 15 seconds left to act
sighandstuff calls 5,620, and is all in
RichMa shows [7s 6s]
atrader15 shows [8c 8s]
sighandstuff shows [Qh Qc]
Uncalled bet of 580 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [7d 5h Th]
*** TURN *** [7d 5h Th] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5h Th 7h] [Kd]
RichMa shows three of a kind, Sevens
atrader15 shows two pair, Eights and Sevens
RichMa wins the side pot (400) with three of a kind, Sevens
sighandstuff shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
RichMa wins the main pot (17,360) with three of a kind, Sevens
sighandstuff stands up
atrader15 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17,760 Main pot 17,360. Side pot 400. | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5h Th 7h Kd]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [7s 6s] and won (17,760) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: LHIOB1123 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: stung2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: atrader15 showed [8c 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 6: tatarva didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: sighandstuff (button) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 9: Brutallicus (small blind) folded before the Flop

[TerpZone]

Got no calls for a while and lost an all in, and then I rivered a 5 with 55 vs 88:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046495364: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 5 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:37:43 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (15,390)
Seat 2: LHIOB1123 (6,550)
Seat 3: stung2 (2,940)
Seat 4: babylove7375 (2,870)
Seat 5: donkeyoff (3,335)
Seat 6: tatarva (17,740)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 (2,720)
Seat 8: liqiang2008 (2,940)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (2,905)
babylove7375 posts the small blind of 20
donkeyoff posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [5c 5d]
tatarva folds
ldybgslck1375 folds
liqiang2008 folds
LHIOB1123: such an A$$
Brutallicus raises to 150
RichMa raises to 15,390, and is all in
LHIOB1123 calls 6,550, and is all in
stung2 folds
babylove7375 folds
donkeyoff folds
Brutallicus folds
RichMa shows [5c 5d]
LHIOB1123 shows [8c 8d]
Uncalled bet of 8,840 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [6d Jh 9d]
*** TURN *** [6d Jh 9d] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [6d Jh 9d Kh] [5s]
RichMa shows three of a kind, Fives
LHIOB1123 shows a pair of Eights
RichMa wins the pot (13,310) with three of a kind, Fives
LHIOB1123 stands up
The blinds are now 25/50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,310 | Rake 0
Board: [6d Jh 9d Kh 5s]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [5c 5d] and won (13,310) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: LHIOB1123 showed [8c 8d] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: stung2 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: babylove7375 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: donkeyoff (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: tatarva didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: liqiang2008 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Brutallicus folded before the Flop

So why not flop queens vs AJ 2 hands later?

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046507719: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 5 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:38:31 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (22,225)
Seat 3: stung2 (2,940)
Seat 4: babylove7375 (2,850)
Seat 5: donkeyoff (3,270)
Seat 6: tatarva (17,690)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 (2,720)
Seat 8: liqiang2008 (2,940)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (2,755)
tatarva posts the small blind of 25
ldybgslck1375 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qs Kh]
liqiang2008 folds
Brutallicus folds
RichMa raises to 22,225, and is all in
stung2 folds
babylove7375 folds
donkeyoff folds
tatarva folds
ldybgslck1375 calls 2,670, and is all in
RichMa shows [Qs Kh]
ldybgslck1375 shows [As Jd]
Uncalled bet of 19,505 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qh Td]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qh Td] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qh Td 8h] [3d]
RichMa shows three of a kind, Queens
ldybgslck1375 shows a pair of Queens
RichMa wins the pot (5,465) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,465 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc Qh Td 8h 3d]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [Qs Kh] and won (5,465) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: stung2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: babylove7375 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: donkeyoff (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tatarva (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 (big blind) showed [As Jd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: liqiang2008 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Brutallicus didn't bet (folded)

Q6 vs AQ? yes please. Right after losing an all in to break my streak of 6 wins in a row.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046534007: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 5 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:40:12 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (25,020)
Seat 2: Avakana (2,255)
Seat 3: stung2 (2,940)
Seat 4: babylove7375 (3,575)
Seat 5: donkeyoff (3,270)
Seat 6: tatarva (17,665)
Seat 8: liqiang2008 (2,865)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (2,705)
Brutallicus posts the small blind of 25
RichMa posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [6h Qh]
Avakana calls 50
stung2 folds
babylove7375 folds
donkeyoff calls 50
tatarva folds
liqiang2008 raises to 200
Brutallicus folds
RichMa raises to 25,020, and is all in
Avakana folds
donkeyoff folds
liqiang2008 calls 2,665, and is all in
RichMa shows [6h Qh]
liqiang2008 shows [Qs Ad]
Uncalled bet of 22,155 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9s 6c 7c]
*** TURN *** [9s 6c 7c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9s 6c 7c Qd] [Th]
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
liqiang2008 shows a pair of Queens
RichMa wins the pot (5,855) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
liqiang2008 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,855 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 6c 7c Qd Th]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [6h Qh] and won (5,855) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: Avakana folded before the Flop
Seat 3: stung2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: babylove7375 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: donkeyoff folded before the Flop
Seat 6: tatarva didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: liqiang2008 (button) showed [Qs Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: Brutallicus (small blind) folded before the Flop

72 should beat AQ every hand, right?

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046543983: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:40:50 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (28,010)
Seat 2: Avakana (2,205)
Seat 3: stung2 (2,940)
Seat 4: babylove7375 (3,575)
Seat 5: donkeyoff (3,220)
Seat 6: tatarva (17,665)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (2,680)
RichMa posts the small blind of 25
Avakana posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7d 2c]
stung2 folds
babylove7375 folds
donkeyoff folds
tatarva folds
Brutallicus raises to 200
BDBDBD23 sits down
BDBDBD23 adds 2,395
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
Avakana has been disconnected
Avakana has reconnected
RichMa raises to 28,010, and is all in
Avakana folds
Brutallicus calls 2,480, and is all in
RichMa shows [7d 2c]
Brutallicus shows [Ah Qd]
Uncalled bet of 25,330 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9s 8s 7c]
*** TURN *** [9s 8s 7c] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [9s 8s 7c Js] [5c]
RichMa shows a pair of Sevens
Brutallicus shows Ace Queen high
RichMa wins the pot (5,410) with a pair of Sevens
Brutallicus stands up
RichMa stands up
Avakana stands up
stung2 stands up
babylove7375 stands up
donkeyoff stands up
tatarva stands up
BDBDBD23 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,410 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 8s 7c Js 5c]
Seat 1: RichMa (small blind) showed [7d 2c] and won (5,410) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: Avakana (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: stung2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: babylove7375 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: donkeyoff didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tatarva didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (button) showed [Ah Qd] and lost with Ace Queen high

And k6 beats all pockets?

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046559933: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 6 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:41:52 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (30,740)
Seat 2: big-alexg (3,080)
Seat 3: alek03 (1,980)
Seat 4: Theodor1977 (1,320)
Seat 5: mai nguon (3,590)
Seat 6: headpantsnow (1,145), is sitting out
Seat 7: MurfLaw (3,195)
Seat 8: Keebz27 (4,710)
Seat 9: oclojo (5,270)
alek03 posts the small blind of 25
Theodor1977 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kc 6d]
mai nguon raises to 100
headpantsnow folds
MurfLaw folds
Keebz27 folds
oclojo calls 100
RichMa raises to 30,740, and is all in
big-alexg has 15 seconds left to act
big-alexg folds
alek03 folds
Theodor1977 folds
mai nguon folds
oclojo: big a lag
oclojo calls 5,170, and is all in
RichMa shows [Kc 6d]
oclojo shows [5c 5d]
Uncalled bet of 25,470 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [2d 6c Td]
*** TURN *** [2d 6c Td] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6c Td 4d] [Kd]
RichMa shows a flush, King high
oclojo shows a flush, King high
RichMa wins the pot (10,715) with a flush, King high
oclojo stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,715 | Rake 0
Board: [2d 6c Td 4d Kd]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [Kc 6d] and won (10,715) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: big-alexg (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: alek03 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Theodor1977 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: mai nguon folded before the Flop
Seat 6: headpantsnow didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MurfLaw didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Keebz27 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: oclojo showed [5c 5d] and lost with a flush, King high

The first all in which I was a favorite!

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046572841: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 6 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:42:42 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (36,185)
Seat 2: big-alexg (3,080)
Seat 3: alek03 (1,955)
Seat 4: Theodor1977 (1,270)
Seat 5: mai nguon (3,490)
Seat 6: headpantsnow (1,145), is sitting out
Seat 7: MurfLaw (3,195)
Seat 8: Keebz27 (4,710)
Theodor1977 posts the small blind of 25
mai nguon posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
RichMa: TOO
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Th Js]
headpantsnow folds
MurfLaw folds
Keebz27 folds
RichMa raises to 36,185, and is all in
big-alexg folds
alek03 folds
Theodor1977 calls 1,245, and is all in
mai nguon folds
RichMa shows [Th Js]
Theodor1977 shows [8c 9s]
Uncalled bet of 34,915 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [3h 6c Kd]
*** TURN *** [3h 6c Kd] [As]
*** RIVER *** [3h 6c Kd As] [Qh]
RichMa shows a straight, Ace high
Theodor1977 shows Ace King high
RichMa wins the pot (2,590) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,590 | Rake 0
Board: [3h 6c Kd As Qh]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [Th Js] and won (2,590) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: big-alexg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: alek03 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Theodor1977 (small blind) showed [8c 9s] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 5: mai nguon (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: headpantsnow didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MurfLaw didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Keebz27 didn't bet (folded)

[PANAMHIEST]

Lol, what an amzing streak of very good luck. Sounds like fun and i may have to try out a few of those just for the heck of it. Sounds nice to go kamakazie every once in a while. Glady ou finish out great!

[TerpZone]

Getting 'em cheap, now.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046581255: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 6 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:43:15 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (37,505)
Seat 2: big-alexg (3,080)
Seat 3: alek03 (1,955)
Seat 5: mai nguon (3,440)
Seat 6: headpantsnow (1,145), is sitting out
Seat 7: MurfLaw (3,195)
Seat 8: Keebz27 (4,710)
mai nguon posts the small blind of 30
headpantsnow posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [4s Qd]
MurfLaw folds
Keebz27 calls 60
Slim Red 23 sits down
Slim Red 23 adds 4,400
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 37,505, and is all in
big-alexg folds
alek03 folds
headpantsnow has returned
mai nguon folds
headpantsnow calls 1,085, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
RichMa shows [4s Qd]
headpantsnow shows [6d Td]
Uncalled bet of 36,360 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ac 4c]
*** TURN *** [Jd Ac 4c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ac 4c 9h] [3d]
RichMa shows a pair of Fours
headpantsnow shows Ace Jack high
RichMa wins the pot (2,380) with a pair of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,380 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd Ac 4c 9h 3d]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [4s Qd] and won (2,380) with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: big-alexg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: alek03 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: mai nguon (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: headpantsnow (big blind) showed [6d Td] and lost with Ace Jack high
Seat 7: MurfLaw didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Keebz27 folded before the Flop

Then I lost 2 hands in a row before being dealt rockets, the only premium hand I got someone to call with all tourny:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046621661: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 6 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:45:53 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (33,465)
Seat 2: big-alexg (3,080)
Seat 3: alek03 (4,000)
Seat 4: malpa69 (2,950)
Seat 5: mai nguon (6,880)
Seat 7: MurfLaw (3,105)
Seat 8: Keebz27 (4,560)
Seat 9: Slim Red 23 (4,340)
Slim Red 23 posts the small blind of 30
RichMa posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Ad As]
big-alexg calls 60
alek03 calls 60
eejit101 (Observer): Every hand?
malpa69 calls 60
mai nguon folds
MurfLaw folds
Keebz27 calls 60
Slim Red 23 calls 30
RichMa raises to 33,465, and is all in
big-alexg folds
alek03 calls 3,940, and is all in
malpa69 folds
Keebz27 folds
Slim Red 23 folds
RichMa shows [Ad As]
alek03 shows [9h 9s]
Uncalled bet of 29,465 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [4d 3c Qc]
*** TURN *** [4d 3c Qc] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [4d 3c Qc 5d] [Jh]
RichMa shows a pair of Aces
alek03 shows a pair of Nines
RichMa wins the pot (8,240) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,240 | Rake 0
Board: [4d 3c Qc 5d Jh]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [Ad As] and won (8,240) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: big-alexg folded before the Flop
Seat 3: alek03 showed [9h 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: malpa69 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: mai nguon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MurfLaw didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Keebz27 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Slim Red 23 (small blind) folded before the Flop

5/3 > K/J Believe

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046643042: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 6 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:47:17 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (37,765)
Seat 2: big-alexg (2,960)
Seat 3: dalmc40 (4,565)
Seat 4: malpa69 (2,890)
Seat 5: mai nguon (6,880)
Seat 7: MurfLaw (3,105)
Seat 8: Keebz27 (4,500)
Seat 9: Slim Red 23 (4,280)
big-alexg posts the small blind of 30
dalmc40 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [5d 3d]
malpa69 calls 60
mai nguon calls 60
MurfLaw calls 60
Keebz27 folds
Slim Red 23 folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa has requested TIME
RichMa raises to 37,765, and is all in
big-alexg folds
dalmc40 folds
malpa69 folds
mai nguon folds
MurfLaw calls 3,045, and is all in
RichMa shows [5d 3d]
MurfLaw shows [Kd Jh]
Uncalled bet of 34,660 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [7d 8s As]
*** TURN *** [7d 8s As] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [7d 8s As Qd] [5c]
RichMa shows a pair of Fives
MurfLaw shows Ace King high
RichMa wins the pot (6,420) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,420 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 8s As Qd 5c]
Seat 1: RichMa (button) showed [5d 3d] and won (6,420) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: big-alexg (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: dalmc40 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: malpa69 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: mai nguon folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MurfLaw showed [Kd Jh] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 8: Keebz27 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Slim Red 23 didn't bet (folded)

Rivers save me vs pockets in between my 2

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046718794: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 4 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:52:11 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: john jugari (10,250)
Seat 2: ohappyday139 (8,800)
Seat 3: KingofkardZ20 (2,615)
Seat 4: jbock034 (8,234)
Seat 5: RichMa (34,763)
Seat 6: marygirl7 (3,835)
Seat 7: ekg3545 (6,565)
Seat 9: BegforMERCY21 (2,76
john jugari posts the small blind of 40
ohappyday139 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [4c Js]
marygirl7: wtg
KingofkardZ20 folds
jbock034 folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 15,440
marygirl7 calls 3,835, and is all in
ekg3545 folds
BegforMERCY21 folds
john jugari folds
ohappyday139 folds
RichMa shows [4c Js]
marygirl7 shows [6h 6d]
Uncalled bet of 11,605 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [2c Qc Qs]
*** TURN *** [2c Qc Qs] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qc Qs 5h] [Jc]
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
marygirl7 shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
RichMa wins the pot (7,790) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,790 | Rake 0
Board: [2c Qc Qs 5h Jc]
Seat 1: john jugari (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ohappyday139 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: KingofkardZ20 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: jbock034 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: RichMa showed [4c Js] and won (7,790) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 6: marygirl7 showed [6h 6d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 7: ekg3545 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: BegforMERCY21 (button) didn't bet (folded)

[TerpZone]

Probably one of the strangest hands of the tourny that had me an eejit LOLing all over the place on MSN:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046742577: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 4 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:53:46 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: john jugari (10,210)
Seat 2: ohappyday139 (8,680)
Seat 3: KingofkardZ20 (2,485)
Seat 4: jbock034 (8,054)
Seat 5: RichMa (36,100)
Seat 7: ekg3545 (6,565)
Seat 9: BegforMERCY21 (5,736)
marygirl7 (Observer): ha ha ha
jbock034 posts the small blind of 50
RichMa posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #3
jbock034: u r ridiculous
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [2d Ad]
ekg3545 folds
BegforMERCY21 folds
eejit101 (Observer): ITs awesome, come on
RichMa: i have made more than you will win with knockoiuts alone
jbock034: i love it
ohappyday139: what an %$!
john jugari calls 100
ohappyday139 folds
KingofkardZ20 calls 100
jbock034 folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa: i have at least 15 knockouts
RichMa: so shut it
RichMa raises to 36,100, and is all in
john jugari folds
KingofkardZ20 calls 2,385, and is all in
RichMa shows [2d Ad]
KingofkardZ20 shows [Kh Qh]
Uncalled bet of 33,615 returned to RichMa
ekg3545 has been disconnected
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ts Qc]
*** TURN *** [Ks Ts Qc] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ts Qc Th] [Jc]
RichMa shows a straight, Ace high
KingofkardZ20 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
RichMa wins the pot (5,120) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,120 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks Ts Qc Th Jc]
Seat 1: john jugari folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ohappyday139 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: KingofkardZ20 (button) showed [Kh Qh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 4: jbock034 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: RichMa (big blind) showed [2d Ad] and won (5,120) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 7: ekg3545 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: BegforMERCY21 didn't bet (folded)

Out hi carded him

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046760847: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 4 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:54:59 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: john jugari (10,110)
Seat 2: ohappyday139 (8,680)
Seat 4: jbock034 (8,004)
Seat 5: RichMa (38,735)
Seat 6: TerryHG (4,370)
Seat 7: ekg3545 (6,565)
Seat 9: BegforMERCY21 (5,736)
ohappyday139: lol
RichMa posts the small blind of 50
TerryHG posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Ts Ks]
marygirl7 (Observer): eejit your an #@! hole to
eejit101 (Observer): I dare you for $10 to do it every hand for the rest
BegforMERCY21: i would do the samething
ekg3545 has 15 seconds left to act
eejit101 (Observer): ty mary
eejit101 (Observer): your a wh000re, but i dont care
RichMa: if you're legit willing to pay me $10 ill do it all the way to the final table phil
ekg3545 has timed out
ekg3545 folds
ekg3545 is sitting out
BegforMERCY21 has 15 seconds left to act
BegforMERCY21 raises to 5,736, and is all in
john jugari folds
ohappyday139 folds
jbock034 folds
ekg3545 has reconnected
ekg3545 has returned
RichMa raises to 38,735, and is all in
TerryHG folds
RichMa shows [Ts Ks]
BegforMERCY21 shows [Jh Td]
Uncalled bet of 32,999 returned to RichMa
ekg3545 has been disconnected
*** FLOP *** [4c 6d Qd]
*** TURN *** [4c 6d Qd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 6d Qd 2d] [8h]
RichMa shows King Queen high
BegforMERCY21 shows Queen Jack high
RichMa wins the pot (11,572) with King Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,572 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 6d Qd 2d 8h]
Seat 1: john jugari didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ohappyday139 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: jbock034 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: RichMa (small blind) showed [Ts Ks] and won (11,572) with King Queen high
Seat 6: TerryHG (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: ekg3545 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: BegforMERCY21 showed [Jh Td] and lost with Queen Jack high

Another one of those CRAZY hands in which I flopped a straight vs AT and A9

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046894636: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 3 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:05:00 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (30,846)
Seat 2: mafia28 (4,260)
Seat 3: TerryHG (4,270)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (3,000)
Seat 5: Avakana (17,950)
Seat 6: jahlove84 (3,425)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 (2,860)
Seat 8: mai nguon (8,470)
Seat 9: tvteck (2,030)
tvteck posts the small blind of 60
RichMa posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [6d 5d]
mafia28 calls 120
TerryHG folds
IM A CHIEF folds
Avakana folds
jahlove84 folds
Sonic1977 calls 120
mai nguon folds
Avakana: no donk there
tvteck calls 60
RichMa raises to 30,846, and is all in
mafia28 calls 4,140, and is all in
Sonic1977 folds
tvteck calls 1,910, and is all in
RichMa shows [6d 5d]
mafia28 shows [9h Ah]
tvteck shows [4d Ad]
Uncalled bet of 26,586 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9s 7c 8s]
*** TURN *** [9s 7c 8s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [9s 7c 8s Td] [As]
RichMa shows a straight, Ten high
mafia28 shows two pair, Aces and Nines
RichMa wins the side pot (4,460) with a straight, Ten high
tvteck shows a pair of Aces
RichMa wins the main pot (6,210) with a straight, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,670 Main pot 6,210. Side pot 4,460. | Rake 0
Board: [9s 7c 8s Td As]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [6d 5d] and won (10,670) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: mafia28 showed [9h Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: TerryHG didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Avakana didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: mai nguon (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: tvteck (small blind) showed [4d Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces

Again I beat a pair in between my 2 cards. FTP loves me tonight.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046908232: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 3 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:05:57 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (37,256)
Seat 2: Keokalani (3,140)
Seat 3: TerryHG (4,270)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (3,000)
Seat 5: Avakana (17,950)
Seat 6: jahlove84 (3,425)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 (2,740)
Seat 8: mai nguon (8,470)
RichMa posts the small blind of 60
Keokalani posts the big blind of 120
RichMa: i knew my suited connector would be good
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Qc 4c]
eejit101 (Observer): mystic rich!
TerryHG folds
Avakana has been disconnected
Avakana: everyone just wait for a good hand
Avakana has reconnected
IM A CHIEF has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa: no, keep limping in front of me
mafia28 (Observer): $%!#s
RichMa: that's the way to do it
IM A CHIEF folds
Avakana folds
jahlove84 folds
Sonic1977 folds
mai nguon folds
RichMa raises to 37,256, and is all in
Keokalani calls 3,020, and is all in
RichMa shows [Qc 4c]
Keokalani shows [9s 9d]
Uncalled bet of 34,116 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [2h Qd Kd]
*** TURN *** [2h Qd Kd] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [2h Qd Kd Ts] [5s]
RichMa shows a pair of Queens
Keokalani shows a pair of Nines
RichMa wins the pot (6,280) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,280 | Rake 0
Board: [2h Qd Kd Ts 5s]
Seat 1: RichMa (small blind) showed [Qc 4c] and won (6,280) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Keokalani (big blind) showed [9s 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: TerryHG didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Avakana didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: mai nguon didn't bet (folded)

[TerpZone]

Wheee, ahead in a hand!

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046942129: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 3 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:08:19 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (37,151)
Seat 3: TerryHG (4,090)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (2,880)
Seat 5: Avakana (17,950)
Seat 6: jahlove84 (6,970)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 (2,740)
Seat 8: mai nguon (8,470)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI (6,532), is sitting out
IM A CHIEF posts the small blind of 60
Avakana posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Js Kd]
jahlove84 folds
Sonic1977 calls 120
mai nguon folds
Sin_CitySLI folds
RichMa raises to 37,151, and is all in
TerryHG folds
IM A CHIEF folds
Avakana has 15 seconds left to act
Avakana folds
Sonic1977 calls 2,620, and is all in
RichMa shows [Js Kd]
Sonic1977 shows [Ks Ts]
Uncalled bet of 34,411 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9d Kc 5h]
*** TURN *** [9d Kc 5h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kc 5h 5c] [3c]
RichMa shows two pair, Kings and Fives
Sonic1977 shows two pair, Kings and Fives
RichMa wins the pot (5,660) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Avakana: mr donk
Sonic1977 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,660 | Rake 0
Board: [9d Kc 5h 5c 3c]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [Js Kd] and won (5,660) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 3: TerryHG (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Avakana (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 showed [Ks Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 8: mai nguon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI didn't bet (folded)

This was the biggest pot of the tourny, the one I should have had no business winning, and against the guy that was second in chips and MOST pissed off about me pushing every hand. Me an eejit had a ball with this one:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046979986: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:11:00 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (25,851)
Seat 3: TerryHG (3,850)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (2,660)
Seat 5: Avakana (17,770)
Seat 6: jahlove84 (13,660)
Seat 8: mai nguon (16,700)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI (6,292), is sitting out
IM A CHIEF posts the small blind of 80
Avakana posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [5d Qc]
jahlove84 folds
mai nguon folds
Sin_CitySLI folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 25,851, and is all in
TerryHG folds
IM A CHIEF folds
Avakana calls 17,610, and is all in
RichMa shows [5d Qc]
Avakana shows [Kc Ah]
Uncalled bet of 8,081 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jd Ac]
*** TURN *** [Kd Jd Ac] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jd Ac 8d] [Td]
RichMa shows a flush, King high
Avakana shows two pair, Aces and Kings
RichMa wins the pot (35,620) with a flush, King high
RichMa: byebye donk
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35,620 | Rake 0
Board: [Kd Jd Ac 8d Td]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [5d Qc] and won (35,620) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: TerryHG (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Avakana (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: mai nguon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI didn't bet (folded)

This one only cost 250 chips:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047033147: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:14:51 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: jahlove84 (13,220)
Seat 2: dlc-gambler (5)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (7,915)
Seat 4: Zaltron (5,206)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,310)
Seat 6: RichMa (42,359)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (8,470)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,743)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,644)
jahlove84 posts the small blind of 100
dlc-gambler posts the big blind of 5, and is all in
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Jc 5h]
bucfan98 calls 200
Zaltron folds
Jewbeck folds
RichMa raises to 42,359, and is all in
ohappyday139 folds
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
jahlove84 folds
bucfan98 folds
RichMa shows [Jc 5h]
dlc-gambler shows [3c 5s]
Uncalled bet of 42,159 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5d Th]
*** TURN *** [Qh 5d Th] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5d Th Kd] [9c]
RichMa wins the side pot (485)
RichMa shows a straight, King high
dlc-gambler shows a pair of Fives
RichMa wins the main pot (20) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 505 Main pot 20. Side pot 485. | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 5d Th Kd 9c]
Seat 1: jahlove84 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: dlc-gambler (big blind) showed [3c 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 3: bucfan98 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Zaltron didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Jewbeck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: RichMa showed [Jc 5h] and won (505) with a straight, King high
Seat 7: ohappyday139 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: big-alexg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (button) didn't bet (folded)

AT beats AQ

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047079417: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:18:16 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: jahlove84 (13,120)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (22,245)
Seat 4: Zaltron (4,906)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,110)
Seat 6: RichMa (27,579)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (9,725)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,543)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,644)
big-alexg posts the small blind of 100
JohnnyHorseshoe posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [As Th]
jahlove84 folds
bucfan98 folds
Zaltron calls 200
Jewbeck folds
RichMa is feeling confused
RichMa raises to 27,579, and is all in
ohappyday139 folds
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
Zaltron calls 4,706, and is all in
RichMa shows [As Th]
Zaltron shows [Ad Qd]
Uncalled bet of 22,673 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [8h Td 6c]
*** TURN *** [8h Td 6c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [8h Td 6c 9d] [Tc]
RichMa shows three of a kind, Tens
Zaltron shows a pair of Tens
RichMa wins the pot (10,112) with three of a kind, Tens
Zaltron stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,112 | Rake 0
Board: [8h Td 6c 9d Tc]
Seat 1: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bucfan98 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Zaltron showed [Ad Qd] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Jewbeck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: RichMa showed [As Th] and won (10,112) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: big-alexg (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (big blind) folded before the Flop

[TerpZone]

It will never get old, winning with the worse hand...

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047086565: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:18:49 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: jahlove84 (13,120)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (22,245)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,110)
Seat 6: RichMa (32,785)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (9,725)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,443)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,444)
JohnnyHorseshoe posts the small blind of 100
jahlove84 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Jh 4d]
bucfan98 folds
Jewbeck folds
RichMa raises to 32,785, and is all in
ohappyday139 folds
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
jahlove84 has 15 seconds left to act
jahlove84 calls 12,920, and is all in
RichMa shows [Jh 4d]
jahlove84 shows [Th As]
Uncalled bet of 19,665 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [2h 3h 8h]
*** TURN *** [2h 3h 8h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [2h 3h 8h Qc] [6h]
RichMa shows a flush, Jack high
jahlove84 shows a flush, Ten high
RichMa wins the pot (26,340) with a flush, Jack high
RichMa: sucka
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,340 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 3h 8h Qc 6h]
Seat 1: jahlove84 (big blind) showed [Th As] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 3: bucfan98 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Jewbeck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: RichMa showed [Jh 4d] and won (26,340) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 7: ohappyday139 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: big-alexg (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (small blind) folded before the Flop

So why not boat my 34?

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047102985: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:20:02 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 2: Spidey19 (7,260)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (22,245)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,110)
Seat 6: RichMa (46,005)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (9,725)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,443)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,344)
Spidey19 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Jewbeck antes 25
RichMa antes 25
ohappyday139 antes 25
big-alexg antes 25
JohnnyHorseshoe antes 25
Spidey19 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [4h 3h]
bucfan98 calls 240
Jewbeck folds
RichMa raises to 45,980, and is all in
ohappyday139 calls 9,700, and is all in
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
Spidey19 folds
bucfan98 folds
RichMa shows [4h 3h]
ohappyday139 shows [Th Jh]
Uncalled bet of 36,280 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ah As 4d]
*** TURN *** [Ah As 4d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Ah As 4d 3c] [4c]
RichMa shows a full house, Fours full of Aces
ohappyday139 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
RichMa wins the pot (20,055) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,055 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah As 4d 3c 4c]
Seat 2: Spidey19 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: bucfan98 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Jewbeck folded before the Flop
Seat 6: RichMa showed [4h 3h] and won (20,055) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 7: ohappyday139 showed [Th Jh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 8: big-alexg folded before the Flop
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (button) folded before the Flop

Woo, big slick! (and my last knockout ending a streak of 12 wins in 15 hands)

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047113619: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:20:50 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,960)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (825)
Seat 3: jbock034 (14,047)
Seat 4: RichMa (56,335)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (6,955)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,552)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (2,097), is sitting out
Seat 8: Spidey19 (6,995)
Seat 9: BDBDBD23 (2,145)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
Spidey19 antes 25
BDBDBD23 antes 25
Samsquanch21 posts the small blind of 120
Mathdude10 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kd Ah]
Spidey19 folds
BDBDBD23 calls 240
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF calls 240
jbock034 calls 240
RichMa raises to 56,310, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
BDBDBD23 calls 1,880, and is all in
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 folds
RichMa shows [Kd Ah]
BDBDBD23 shows [As Tc]
Uncalled bet of 54,190 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [4c 2d Jh]
*** TURN *** [4c 2d Jh] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 2d Jh 8s] [4h]
RichMa shows a pair of Fours
BDBDBD23 shows a pair of Fours
RichMa wins the pot (5,305) with a pair of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,305 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 2d Jh 8s 4h]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa showed [Kd Ah] and won (5,305) with a pair of Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Spidey19 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: BDBDBD23 showed [As Tc] and lost with a pair of Fours

[TerpZone]

And when things started to go terribly wrong despite me pleading with eejit to stop making me go all in. He's very convincing, ya know.

It's funny, because even the hands I lost I usually paired and got rivered by a higher pair or missed a straight and/or flush draw. I was in almost every hand except the one guy who got rockets twice in a few hands against me.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047171552: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:25:10 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,450)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,145)
Seat 3: jbock034 (13,117)
Seat 4: RichMa (53,925)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (20,455)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,282)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,587), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (21,830)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
RichMa posts the small blind of 150
Keebz27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7h Tc]
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 folds
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 raises to 1,250
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa has requested TIME
RichMa raises to 53,900, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
jbock034 calls 11,842, and is all in
RichMa shows [7h Tc]
jbock034 shows [Js Qd]
Uncalled bet of 40,808 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Ks 7d 4h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 7d 4h 4s] [Jd]
RichMa shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
jbock034 shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
jbock034 wins the pot (26,684) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,684 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 7d 4h 4s Jd]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 (button) showed [Js Qd] and won (26,684) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 4: RichMa (small blind) showed [7h Tc] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 folded before the Flop

Finished with a pair, but he also paired.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047182130: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:25:57 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,425)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,120)
Seat 3: jbock034 (26,684)
Seat 4: RichMa (40,80
Seat 5: Keebz27 (20,130)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,257)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,562), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (21,805)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Keebz27 posts the small blind of 150
Samsquanch21 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kd 7d]
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 calls 300
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 40,783, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
bucfan98 calls 21,480, and is all in
RichMa shows [Kd 7d]
bucfan98 shows [4c Ac]
Uncalled bet of 19,003 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs 4s]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qs 4s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qs 4s As] [7h]
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
bucfan98 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
bucfan98 wins the pot (44,210) with two pair, Aces and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 44,210 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc Qs 4s As 7h]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa (button) showed [Kd 7d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: Keebz27 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 showed [4c Ac] and won (44,210) with two pair, Aces and Queens

And he finished me off the next hand, walking away with over 40,000 of my chips, I'm sure I made his day:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047191319: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:39 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,400)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,095)
Seat 3: jbock034 (26,659)
Seat 4: RichMa (19,003)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (19,955)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (5,932)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,537), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (44,210)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Samsquanch21 posts the small blind of 150
Mathdude10 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [8c Th]
bucfan98 calls 300
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF calls 300
jbock034 folds
RichMa raises to 18,978, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 calls 18,678
IM A CHIEF calls 770, and is all in
RichMa shows [8c Th]
bucfan98 shows [Td Qs]
IM A CHIEF shows [Qc Tc]
*** FLOP *** [4d 7h 7d]
*** TURN *** [4d 7h 7d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7h 7d 4s] [5d]
RichMa shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 wins the side pot (35,816) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
IM A CHIEF shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 ties for the main pot (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
IM A CHIEF ties for the main pot (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98: hey thanx
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 39,676 Main pot 3,860. Side pot 35,816. | Rake 0
Board: [4d 7h 7d 4s 5d]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF showed [Qc Tc] and won (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa showed [8c Th] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 showed [Td Qs] and won (37,746) with two pair, Sevens and Fours

So in the end, I finished 24 of 90th with 29 knockouts for a profit of $11.20. I knocked out 29 of the 65 people that were knocked out while I was playing LOL

[eejit101]

This was the best thing ever.

[0maxpower0]

That made my freggin morning. LOL. That must've been a trip! I cant believe all those hands that you won.... i just cant believe it. That is "awesomesauce" as u guys say. Im speechless, i dont think ill play another turbo KO every again :-p

-0max

[badaace1973]

You two donkeys are retarded? I hope i get to play against both of you in any tournament cause for every tournament like that you will lose 1000 of them with out even being close to that outcome. Oh well though i have to admit it sounded so damm fun. Congrats king of the donkeys

[targetguy1]

man this mad my streak of 7 look horrible. still was a blast laughing like a little school girl watching this happen. lets do it again tonight.

[TerpZone]

lets do it again tonight.

im down. I will go for 30 KOs this time

[taylovesthebeatles]

Depending on the time, I may be up for this too- let me know when!

[TerpZone]

You two donkeys are retarded? I hope i get to play against both of you in any tournament cause for every tournament like that you will lose 1000 of them with out even being close to that outcome. Oh well though i have to admit it sounded so damm fun. Congrats king of the donkeys

Why retarded? We fully expected to lose, but it was $3 for a few laughs. Getting 29 knockouts was just a bonus.

[eejit101]

weve made poker history!