And when things started to go terribly wrong despite me pleading with eejit to stop making me go all in. He's very convincing, ya know.

It's funny, because even the hands I lost I usually paired and got rivered by a higher pair or missed a straight and/or flush draw. I was in almost every hand except the one guy who got rockets twice in a few hands against me.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047171552: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:25:10 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,450)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,145)
Seat 3: jbock034 (13,117)
Seat 4: RichMa (53,925)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (20,455)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,282)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,587), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (21,830)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
RichMa posts the small blind of 150
Keebz27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7h Tc]
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 folds
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 raises to 1,250
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa has requested TIME
RichMa raises to 53,900, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
jbock034 calls 11,842, and is all in
RichMa shows [7h Tc]
jbock034 shows [Js Qd]
Uncalled bet of 40,808 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Ks 7d 4h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 7d 4h 4s] [Jd]
RichMa shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
jbock034 shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
jbock034 wins the pot (26,684) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,684 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 7d 4h 4s Jd]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 (button) showed [Js Qd] and won (26,684) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 4: RichMa (small blind) showed [7h Tc] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 folded before the Flop
Finished with a pair, but he also paired.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047182130: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:25:57 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,425)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,120)
Seat 3: jbock034 (26,684)
Seat 4: RichMa (40,80
Seat 5: Keebz27 (20,130)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,257)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,562), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (21,805)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Keebz27 posts the small blind of 150
Samsquanch21 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kd 7d]
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 calls 300
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 40,783, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
bucfan98 calls 21,480, and is all in
RichMa shows [Kd 7d]
bucfan98 shows [4c Ac]
Uncalled bet of 19,003 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs 4s]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qs 4s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qs 4s As] [7h]
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
bucfan98 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
bucfan98 wins the pot (44,210) with two pair, Aces and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 44,210 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc Qs 4s As 7h]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa (button) showed [Kd 7d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: Keebz27 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 showed [4c Ac] and won (44,210) with two pair, Aces and Queens
And he finished me off the next hand, walking away with over 40,000 of my chips, I'm sure I made his day:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047191319: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:39 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,400)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,095)
Seat 3: jbock034 (26,659)
Seat 4: RichMa (19,003)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (19,955)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (5,932)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,537), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (44,210)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Samsquanch21 posts the small blind of 150
Mathdude10 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [8c Th]
bucfan98 calls 300
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF calls 300
jbock034 folds
RichMa raises to 18,978, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 calls 18,678
IM A CHIEF calls 770, and is all in
RichMa shows [8c Th]
bucfan98 shows [Td Qs]
IM A CHIEF shows [Qc Tc]
*** FLOP *** [4d 7h 7d]
*** TURN *** [4d 7h 7d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7h 7d 4s] [5d]
RichMa shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 wins the side pot (35,816) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
IM A CHIEF shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 ties for the main pot (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
IM A CHIEF ties for the main pot (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98: hey thanx
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 39,676 Main pot 3,860. Side pot 35,816. | Rake 0
Board: [4d 7h 7d 4s 5d]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF showed [Qc Tc] and won (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa showed [8c Th] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 showed [Td Qs] and won (37,746) with two pair, Sevens and Fours

So in the end, I finished 24 of 90th with 29 knockouts for a profit of $11.20. I knocked out 29 of the 65 people that were knocked out while I was playing LOL