So me, eejit, and target were playing a private Last Longer KO with all-ins...

[TerpZone]

Wheee, ahead in a hand!

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046942129: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 3 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:08:19 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (37,151)
Seat 3: TerryHG (4,090)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (2,880)
Seat 5: Avakana (17,950)
Seat 6: jahlove84 (6,970)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 (2,740)
Seat 8: mai nguon (8,470)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI (6,532), is sitting out
IM A CHIEF posts the small blind of 60
Avakana posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Js Kd]
jahlove84 folds
Sonic1977 calls 120
mai nguon folds
Sin_CitySLI folds
RichMa raises to 37,151, and is all in
TerryHG folds
IM A CHIEF folds
Avakana has 15 seconds left to act
Avakana folds
Sonic1977 calls 2,620, and is all in
RichMa shows [Js Kd]
Sonic1977 shows [Ks Ts]
Uncalled bet of 34,411 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9d Kc 5h]
*** TURN *** [9d Kc 5h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kc 5h 5c] [3c]
RichMa shows two pair, Kings and Fives
Sonic1977 shows two pair, Kings and Fives
RichMa wins the pot (5,660) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Avakana: mr donk
Sonic1977 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,660 | Rake 0
Board: [9d Kc 5h 5c 3c]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [Js Kd] and won (5,660) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 3: TerryHG (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Avakana (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Sonic1977 showed [Ks Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 8: mai nguon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI didn't bet (folded)

This was the biggest pot of the tourny, the one I should have had no business winning, and against the guy that was second in chips and MOST pissed off about me pushing every hand. Me an eejit had a ball with this one:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046979986: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:11:00 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (25,851)
Seat 3: TerryHG (3,850)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (2,660)
Seat 5: Avakana (17,770)
Seat 6: jahlove84 (13,660)
Seat 8: mai nguon (16,700)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI (6,292), is sitting out
IM A CHIEF posts the small blind of 80
Avakana posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [5d Qc]
jahlove84 folds
mai nguon folds
Sin_CitySLI folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 25,851, and is all in
TerryHG folds
IM A CHIEF folds
Avakana calls 17,610, and is all in
RichMa shows [5d Qc]
Avakana shows [Kc Ah]
Uncalled bet of 8,081 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jd Ac]
*** TURN *** [Kd Jd Ac] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jd Ac 8d] [Td]
RichMa shows a flush, King high
Avakana shows two pair, Aces and Kings
RichMa wins the pot (35,620) with a flush, King high
RichMa: byebye donk
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35,620 | Rake 0
Board: [Kd Jd Ac 8d Td]
Seat 1: RichMa showed [5d Qc] and won (35,620) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: TerryHG (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IM A CHIEF (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Avakana (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: mai nguon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Sin_CitySLI didn't bet (folded)

This one only cost 250 chips:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047033147: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:14:51 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: jahlove84 (13,220)
Seat 2: dlc-gambler (5)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (7,915)
Seat 4: Zaltron (5,206)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,310)
Seat 6: RichMa (42,359)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (8,470)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,743)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,644)
jahlove84 posts the small blind of 100
dlc-gambler posts the big blind of 5, and is all in
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Jc 5h]
bucfan98 calls 200
Zaltron folds
Jewbeck folds
RichMa raises to 42,359, and is all in
ohappyday139 folds
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
jahlove84 folds
bucfan98 folds
RichMa shows [Jc 5h]
dlc-gambler shows [3c 5s]
Uncalled bet of 42,159 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5d Th]
*** TURN *** [Qh 5d Th] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5d Th Kd] [9c]
RichMa wins the side pot (485)
RichMa shows a straight, King high
dlc-gambler shows a pair of Fives
RichMa wins the main pot (20) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 505 Main pot 20. Side pot 485. | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 5d Th Kd 9c]
Seat 1: jahlove84 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: dlc-gambler (big blind) showed [3c 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 3: bucfan98 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Zaltron didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Jewbeck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: RichMa showed [Jc 5h] and won (505) with a straight, King high
Seat 7: ohappyday139 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: big-alexg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (button) didn't bet (folded)

AT beats AQ

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047079417: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:18:16 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: jahlove84 (13,120)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (22,245)
Seat 4: Zaltron (4,906)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,110)
Seat 6: RichMa (27,579)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (9,725)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,543)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,644)
big-alexg posts the small blind of 100
JohnnyHorseshoe posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [As Th]
jahlove84 folds
bucfan98 folds
Zaltron calls 200
Jewbeck folds
RichMa is feeling confused
RichMa raises to 27,579, and is all in
ohappyday139 folds
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
Zaltron calls 4,706, and is all in
RichMa shows [As Th]
Zaltron shows [Ad Qd]
Uncalled bet of 22,673 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [8h Td 6c]
*** TURN *** [8h Td 6c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [8h Td 6c 9d] [Tc]
RichMa shows three of a kind, Tens
Zaltron shows a pair of Tens
RichMa wins the pot (10,112) with three of a kind, Tens
Zaltron stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,112 | Rake 0
Board: [8h Td 6c 9d Tc]
Seat 1: jahlove84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bucfan98 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Zaltron showed [Ad Qd] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Jewbeck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: RichMa showed [As Th] and won (10,112) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: big-alexg (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (big blind) folded before the Flop

[TerpZone]

It will never get old, winning with the worse hand...

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047086565: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:18:49 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: jahlove84 (13,120)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (22,245)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,110)
Seat 6: RichMa (32,785)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (9,725)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,443)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,444)
JohnnyHorseshoe posts the small blind of 100
jahlove84 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Jh 4d]
bucfan98 folds
Jewbeck folds
RichMa raises to 32,785, and is all in
ohappyday139 folds
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
jahlove84 has 15 seconds left to act
jahlove84 calls 12,920, and is all in
RichMa shows [Jh 4d]
jahlove84 shows [Th As]
Uncalled bet of 19,665 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [2h 3h 8h]
*** TURN *** [2h 3h 8h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [2h 3h 8h Qc] [6h]
RichMa shows a flush, Jack high
jahlove84 shows a flush, Ten high
RichMa wins the pot (26,340) with a flush, Jack high
RichMa: sucka
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,340 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 3h 8h Qc 6h]
Seat 1: jahlove84 (big blind) showed [Th As] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 3: bucfan98 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Jewbeck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: RichMa showed [Jh 4d] and won (26,340) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 7: ohappyday139 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: big-alexg (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (small blind) folded before the Flop

So why not boat my 34?

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047102985: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 1 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:20:02 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 2: Spidey19 (7,260)
Seat 3: bucfan98 (22,245)
Seat 5: Jewbeck (1,110)
Seat 6: RichMa (46,005)
Seat 7: ohappyday139 (9,725)
Seat 8: big-alexg (9,443)
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (5,344)
Spidey19 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Jewbeck antes 25
RichMa antes 25
ohappyday139 antes 25
big-alexg antes 25
JohnnyHorseshoe antes 25
Spidey19 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [4h 3h]
bucfan98 calls 240
Jewbeck folds
RichMa raises to 45,980, and is all in
ohappyday139 calls 9,700, and is all in
big-alexg folds
JohnnyHorseshoe folds
Spidey19 folds
bucfan98 folds
RichMa shows [4h 3h]
ohappyday139 shows [Th Jh]
Uncalled bet of 36,280 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ah As 4d]
*** TURN *** [Ah As 4d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Ah As 4d 3c] [4c]
RichMa shows a full house, Fours full of Aces
ohappyday139 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
RichMa wins the pot (20,055) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,055 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah As 4d 3c 4c]
Seat 2: Spidey19 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: bucfan98 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Jewbeck folded before the Flop
Seat 6: RichMa showed [4h 3h] and won (20,055) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 7: ohappyday139 showed [Th Jh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 8: big-alexg folded before the Flop
Seat 9: JohnnyHorseshoe (button) folded before the Flop

Woo, big slick! (and my last knockout ending a streak of 12 wins in 15 hands)

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047113619: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:20:50 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,960)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (825)
Seat 3: jbock034 (14,047)
Seat 4: RichMa (56,335)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (6,955)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,552)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (2,097), is sitting out
Seat 8: Spidey19 (6,995)
Seat 9: BDBDBD23 (2,145)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
Spidey19 antes 25
BDBDBD23 antes 25
Samsquanch21 posts the small blind of 120
Mathdude10 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kd Ah]
Spidey19 folds
BDBDBD23 calls 240
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF calls 240
jbock034 calls 240
RichMa raises to 56,310, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
BDBDBD23 calls 1,880, and is all in
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 folds
RichMa shows [Kd Ah]
BDBDBD23 shows [As Tc]
Uncalled bet of 54,190 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [4c 2d Jh]
*** TURN *** [4c 2d Jh] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 2d Jh 8s] [4h]
RichMa shows a pair of Fours
BDBDBD23 shows a pair of Fours
RichMa wins the pot (5,305) with a pair of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,305 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 2d Jh 8s 4h]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa showed [Kd Ah] and won (5,305) with a pair of Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Spidey19 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: BDBDBD23 showed [As Tc] and lost with a pair of Fours

[TerpZone]

And when things started to go terribly wrong despite me pleading with eejit to stop making me go all in. He's very convincing, ya know.

It's funny, because even the hands I lost I usually paired and got rivered by a higher pair or missed a straight and/or flush draw. I was in almost every hand except the one guy who got rockets twice in a few hands against me.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047171552: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:25:10 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,450)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,145)
Seat 3: jbock034 (13,117)
Seat 4: RichMa (53,925)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (20,455)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,282)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,587), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (21,830)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
RichMa posts the small blind of 150
Keebz27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7h Tc]
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 folds
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 raises to 1,250
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa has requested TIME
RichMa raises to 53,900, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
jbock034 calls 11,842, and is all in
RichMa shows [7h Tc]
jbock034 shows [Js Qd]
Uncalled bet of 40,808 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Ks 7d 4h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 7d 4h 4s] [Jd]
RichMa shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
jbock034 shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
jbock034 wins the pot (26,684) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,684 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 7d 4h 4s Jd]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 (button) showed [Js Qd] and won (26,684) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 4: RichMa (small blind) showed [7h Tc] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 folded before the Flop

Finished with a pair, but he also paired.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047182130: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:25:57 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,425)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,120)
Seat 3: jbock034 (26,684)
Seat 4: RichMa (40,80
Seat 5: Keebz27 (20,130)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (6,257)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,562), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (21,805)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Keebz27 posts the small blind of 150
Samsquanch21 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [Kd 7d]
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 calls 300
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF folds
jbock034 folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 40,783, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
bucfan98 calls 21,480, and is all in
RichMa shows [Kd 7d]
bucfan98 shows [4c Ac]
Uncalled bet of 19,003 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs 4s]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qs 4s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qs 4s As] [7h]
RichMa shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
bucfan98 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
bucfan98 wins the pot (44,210) with two pair, Aces and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 44,210 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc Qs 4s As 7h]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa (button) showed [Kd 7d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: Keebz27 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 showed [4c Ac] and won (44,210) with two pair, Aces and Queens

And he finished me off the next hand, walking away with over 40,000 of my chips, I'm sure I made his day:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15047191319: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 9 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:39 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: Banshee13 (3,400)
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF (1,095)
Seat 3: jbock034 (26,659)
Seat 4: RichMa (19,003)
Seat 5: Keebz27 (19,955)
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (5,932)
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (1,537), is sitting out
Seat 8: bucfan98 (44,210)
Banshee13 antes 25
IM A CHIEF antes 25
jbock034 antes 25
RichMa antes 25
Keebz27 antes 25
Samsquanch21 antes 25
Mathdude10 antes 25
bucfan98 antes 25
Samsquanch21 posts the small blind of 150
Mathdude10 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [8c Th]
bucfan98 calls 300
Banshee13 folds
IM A CHIEF calls 300
jbock034 folds
RichMa raises to 18,978, and is all in
Keebz27 folds
Samsquanch21 folds
Mathdude10 folds
bucfan98 calls 18,678
IM A CHIEF calls 770, and is all in
RichMa shows [8c Th]
bucfan98 shows [Td Qs]
IM A CHIEF shows [Qc Tc]
*** FLOP *** [4d 7h 7d]
*** TURN *** [4d 7h 7d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7h 7d 4s] [5d]
RichMa shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 wins the side pot (35,816) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
IM A CHIEF shows two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98 ties for the main pot (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
IM A CHIEF ties for the main pot (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
bucfan98: hey thanx
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 39,676 Main pot 3,860. Side pot 35,816. | Rake 0
Board: [4d 7h 7d 4s 5d]
Seat 1: Banshee13 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: IM A CHIEF showed [Qc Tc] and won (1,930) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 3: jbock034 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RichMa showed [8c Th] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: Keebz27 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Samsquanch21 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mathdude10 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bucfan98 showed [Td Qs] and won (37,746) with two pair, Sevens and Fours

So in the end, I finished 24 of 90th with 29 knockouts for a profit of $11.20. I knocked out 29 of the 65 people that were knocked out while I was playing LOL

[eejit101]

This was the best thing ever.

[0maxpower0]

That made my freggin morning. LOL. That must've been a trip! I cant believe all those hands that you won.... i just cant believe it. That is "awesomesauce" as u guys say. Im speechless, i dont think ill play another turbo KO every again :-p

-0max