So me, target and eejit decided to play the nightly $3+.30 MTT Knockout on FTP and go all in every hand. All three of us busted out within 6 hands.

So, after busting out so quickly, we decided to try again at a $3+.30 90 person KO SnG with all ins every hand.

What proceeds is my LOL run in this tourny in which I accumulated 29 knockouts. I will post each knockout (in quotes to avoid earning chips) and the ones that are especially LOL and made me feel bad for my opponents, I will bold and highlight if you want to just skip to those. Nvm, can't bold a quote, apparently. I put brief descriptions on each one though.

Needless to say, people were cursing my name and rejoicing when I busted. I would have easily placed top 3 by the time I had a 25-30k chip lead with 30 left, but eejit refused to let me fold a hand. When all was said and done, though, I did make $14.50 (and .50 from the first MTT) from this and t'was fun.

Everyone folded to my all in first hand.

Second hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046358171: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:29:02 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (2,985)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (2,970)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (3,000), is sitting out
Seat 4: meg327 (2,970)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (3,000)
Seat 6: me1jai (3,000)
Seat 7: aktoj (3,000)
Seat 8: hogman77 (3,000)
Seat 9: RichMa (3,075)
KingofkardZ20 posts the small blind of 15
Liebelein75 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7s Ks]
meg327 folds
jungleman_chad calls 30
me1jai folds
aktoj raises to 120
hogman77 calls 120
RichMa raises to 3,075, and is all in
ron hartsfield folds
Liebelein75 has returned
KingofkardZ20 folds
Liebelein75 folds
jungleman_chad folds
aktoj has 15 seconds left to act
aktoj folds
hogman77 has 15 seconds left to act
hogman77 calls 2,880, and is all in
RichMa shows [7s Ks]
hogman77 shows [Qh Kc]
Uncalled bet of 75 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [9s Jh 7c]
*** TURN *** [9s Jh 7c] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [9s Jh 7c Kd] [8d]
RichMa shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
hogman77 shows a pair of Kings
RichMa wins the pot (6,195) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
hogman77 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,195 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Jh 7c Kd 8d]
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: meg327 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad folded before the Flop
Seat 6: me1jai didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: aktoj folded before the Flop
Seat 8: hogman77 showed [Qh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: RichMa showed [7s Ks] and won (6,195) with two pair, Kings and Sevens


The next hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046376314: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:10 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (2,985)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (2,955)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (2,970)
Seat 4: meg327 (2,970)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (2,970)
Seat 6: me1jai (3,000)
Seat 7: aktoj (2,880)
Seat 9: RichMa (6,270)
Liebelein75 posts the small blind of 15
meg327 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [9s 8s]
jungleman_chad folds
me1jai folds
aktoj calls 30
RichMa raises to 6,270, and is all in
ron hartsfield folds
KingofkardZ20 folds
Liebelein75 folds
meg327 calls 2,940, and is all in
aktoj calls 2,850, and is all in
RichMa shows [9s 8s]
meg327 shows [Ah Jc]
aktoj shows [Jd Tc]
Uncalled bet of 3,300 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9d 2c]
*** TURN *** [Ks 9d 2c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9d 2c 8h] [5d]
RichMa shows two pair, Nines and Eights
meg327 shows Ace King high
RichMa wins the side pot (180) with two pair, Nines and Eights
aktoj shows King Jack high
RichMa wins the main pot (8,655) with two pair, Nines and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,835 Main pot 8,655. Side pot 180. | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 9d 2c 8h 5d]
Seat 1: ron hartsfield didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: meg327 (big blind) showed [Ah Jc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 5: jungleman_chad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: me1jai didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: aktoj showed [Jd Tc] and lost with King Jack high
Seat 9: RichMa showed [9s 8s] and won (8,835) with two pair, Nines and Eights



And the 4th hand, when I realized something crazy might be in the midst:

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046387676: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:52 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: ron hartsfield (2,985)
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 (2,955)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (2,955)
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (2,970)
Seat 6: me1jai (3,000)
Seat 7: Theodor1977 (2,820)
Seat 9: RichMa (12,135)
jungleman_chad posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [4c 7d]
me1jai calls 30
Theodor1977 calls 30
RichMa raises to 12,135, and is all in
freemunee sits down
freemunee adds 2,850
ron hartsfield calls 2,985, and is all in
KingofkardZ20 folds
Liebelein75 calls 2,955, and is all in
jungleman_chad folds
me1jai folds
Theodor1977 folds
RichMa shows [4c 7d]
ron hartsfield shows [Qd Kc]
Liebelein75 shows [Th Ah]
Uncalled bet of 9,150 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [Js 6c 8h]
*** TURN *** [Js 6c 8h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6c 8h 9d] [5d]
RichMa shows a straight, Nine high
ron hartsfield shows King Queen high
RichMa wins the side pot (60) with a straight, Nine high
Liebelein75 shows Ace Jack high
RichMa wins the main pot (8,955) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,015 Main pot 8,955. Side pot 60. | Rake 0
Board: [Js 6c 8h 9d 5d]
Seat 1: ron hartsfield showed [Qd Kc] and lost with King Queen high
Seat 2: KingofkardZ20 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Liebelein75 (button) showed [Th Ah] and lost with Ace Jack high
Seat 5: jungleman_chad (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: me1jai folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Theodor1977 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: RichMa showed [4c 7d] and won (9,015) with a straight, Nine high


I then lost 3 of the next 4 hands with no calls on the 4th.

Holy crap on the 5th hand after that. My 67 beat 88 and KK.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15046447043: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (110347937), Table 5 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:34:38 ET - 2009/10/01
Seat 1: RichMa (6,560)
Seat 2: LHIOB1123 (3,190)
Seat 3: stung2 (3,000)
Seat 4: atrader15 (5,980)
Seat 6: tatarva (17,820)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 (2,760)
Seat 8: sighandstuff (5,780)
Seat 9: Brutallicus (3,075)
Brutallicus posts the small blind of 20
RichMa posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RichMa [7s 6s]
LHIOB1123 folds
stung2 folds
atrader15 calls 40
tatarva folds
ldybgslck1375 folds
sighandstuff raises to 160
Brutallicus folds
RichMa has 15 seconds left to act
RichMa raises to 6,560, and is all in
atrader15 calls 5,940, and is all in
sighandstuff has 15 seconds left to act
sighandstuff calls 5,620, and is all in
RichMa shows [7s 6s]
atrader15 shows [8c 8s]
sighandstuff shows [Qh Qc]
Uncalled bet of 580 returned to RichMa
*** FLOP *** [7d 5h Th]
*** TURN *** [7d 5h Th] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5h Th 7h] [Kd]
RichMa shows three of a kind, Sevens
atrader15 shows two pair, Eights and Sevens
RichMa wins the side pot (400) with three of a kind, Sevens
sighandstuff shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
RichMa wins the main pot (17,360) with three of a kind, Sevens
sighandstuff stands up
atrader15 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17,760 Main pot 17,360. Side pot 400. | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5h Th 7h Kd]
Seat 1: RichMa (big blind) showed [7s 6s] and won (17,760) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: LHIOB1123 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: stung2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: atrader15 showed [8c 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 6: tatarva didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: ldybgslck1375 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: sighandstuff (button) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 9: Brutallicus (small blind) folded before the Flop