Last night I hear " OK baby I got a super hot p orn to watch"
I said " what the h ell are you watching"
South Park Dad.
Little Jimmy got a p orn by mistake instead of Lord of the rings.
After discovering his manhood and having the dvd taken away,
he continued to refer to his manhood as his precious.

Yes indeed we live in a new world and our children
have seen more in a year than I did in my first 20.