I used to teach in Indiana, and saw firsthand just how much you guys love the Colts. I thought you guys were just a basketball state. It's great that you support your team so.

I was once at a Ball State basketball tournament, and the Colts lady mascot was there, who looked like a golfball wearing a skirt. I was new in town and couldn't figure out what she was. I finally asked, "Who are you?" She pointed to the Colts horseshoe on her skirt, and then after I said that I finally got it, she waved a fist at me. It would have been embarassing if the Colts lady mascot had kicked my ***. And this is coming from someone who once got into an altercation with the Stanford Tree mascot at a USC football game. I still hate that tree, and hope it gets Dutch Elm Disease.