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[ROGUE63]

Free medical advice …..

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ****.

Cheers!

[thejuanupsman]

Wine just makes me thirsty. I'll stink to Whiskey & Diet coke.

[thejuanupsman]

That should read stick to whiskey. Don't you just love typos.

[kingsnthahole]

whiskey & wine...killing me, a shot at a time

[thenutzaa1]

nothing like killing a box of wine in a night with college buds......cheers rogue

[woohoosue]

had to go to the doctor for an ear infection Im sure was brought on by my pool being in less than optimum levels ....i normally have it pretty good but it got bad a while back ....so it can hurt you in other ways tooo....

I'm all for wine over water...but we all need to hydrate for beautiful skin .....so keep drinking water and medicate with wine