Post # 8,000

[eejit101]

Lol.

Ty people

[eejit101]

Dunno what to say, 8th time ive done one of these.

Wonder if NDN will give me $80 as a bonus? Or $800, im good with either..

Hell, $8 will do.


Ill mark this occasion with a random typing poem.....

When i come home from work,
After acting like a jerk,
I love to eat meat,
Its a real treat.

I need to watch MLB,
or NFL on TV,
But i cant as sadly,
Im not a yankee.

I hate all you guys,
Its the time difference i despise,
But I wanna come visit,
And do things that are illicit.

I throw rocks and drink beer,
And preten to be queer,
With Glo and MRNDN,
Itll be awesomesauce!!!!!




Hows that for a 45 second poem!

[TerpZone]

The meter of your poem sucks,
And the rhyming is half assed,
I hope you get hit by multiple trucks,
and then you are gassed.

[eejit101]

Nice. classy.

I want to -rep it, but i fear a revolt.

[Pokerkitty6]

Congrats Eejit!! 8,000 posts is crazy. I don't think I will ever hit that, well maybe in anothe 5 years. Keep up the work, we do enjoy reading what you have to say, most of the time! Love Ya!!

[Lilred36]

ROSES are red,
Navauta is always Blue
I don't get the things you do
We all wanna hit you with a hammer
Cause you are the King SPAMMER!

[PANAMHIEST]

I dont know,
but Ive been told,
Eejit booty,
Is mighty cold!

Lol congrats on your 8K in posts!

[eejit101]

Lol, everyone should reply in rhyme!!!

GENIUS.

Get cracking.

[GloBug]

well i cant do poems so i suck but thats ok. congrats on the 8k in posts. wasnt it like 2 months ago when u had like 3800.

and yeah it would be cool i fu came to the US and visited. ill throw rocks and hit some canadians.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I once knew a guy named eejit101
Who thought his life was done
He spent all his days
Playing poker in a haze
But now he's with Jen having fun!

There's a little botched limerick for ya eej. Enjoy!

[eejit101]

Cool.

Do you think they would mind?

edit - tays post is genius

[GloBug]

i have a friend named eejit
who lives across the pond.
he talks a lot of sht
but his word is his bond
he has girlfriend name jen
that has fake boobies
hed rather play with them
then play with his crew.


ah i think i got one lol.

[targetguy1]

wow!!!!


nice job onon reaching a new milestone.


2 weeks from now will be doing 9000th and so on. anyways congrads on this.

[eejit101]

I know, only 1990 till i retire!!!

[Lilred36]

AWWW I am so envious right now all the love to a BRIT!!!! Whats happening to my world,lol congrats donk.

[woohoosue]

The meter of your poem sucks,
And the rhyming is half assed,
I hope you get hit by multiple trucks,
and then you are gassed.

I think i'm beginning to like you..scarey quick do something idiotic again!

[TerpZone]

I think i'm beginning to like you..scarey quick do something idiotic again!

You ALWAYS liked me. You just didn't know it.

And how could you hate someone who you manage to beat heads up in NDNPT games twice a week? :(

I present this to you as a peace offering, assuming you've seen and/or read Twilight.

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com

[woohoosue]

EEjit made it to 8k posts today;

so his thoughts will never go away;

the thoughts were not great'

and sometimes quite irate,

but we love him so we let him have his say!



any adoration by me for him is soley used for its' rhyming aspects and should in no way be considered the feelings of said person......ty for listening

[area206]

Good job, I'd say that is total commitment, almost everyday, for a couple years, to a forum. Very impressed...

[TerpZone]

# Total Posts: 993
# Posts Per Day: 23.56


Suck on it, eejit.

[woohoosue]

You ALWAYS liked me. You just didn't know it.

And how could you hate someone who you manage to beat heads up in NDNPT games twice a week? :(

I present this to you as a peace offering, assuming you've seen and/or read Twilight.

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com

well if i had seen it and enjoyed it I would so be upset with your sending me a razzment of it....but since I have seen it and totally felt the same way the author of this snipet did, I will take it that you totally get me and want me. please stop stocking me.

[0maxpower0]

I once met a man from the UK
his behavior a little random I'd say
He'll serve you some booze
your chips you will lose
until he helps u advertise on google, for 5 dollars a day

eh?? (wish i had a better ending :-/ but it took me 1 min)
anyways congrats. You have 16x as many posts as i do and i am suffering from post envy. sooooo thanks for that :-p.

-0max

[TerpZone]

Man I started something awesome up in this thread. It's like...a poem off.

[woohoosue]

Man I started something awesome up in this thread. It's like...a poem off.

you ??? EEjit posed first....granted it lacked rhyming and sense ...but it was a poem .. stop looking for rep in all the wrong places...you can't just post you did something and get credit for it....lol....or maybe u can? lol

[TerpZone]

you ??? EEjit posed first....granted it lacked rhyming and sense ...but it was a poem .. stop looking for rep in all the wrong places...you can't just post you did something and get credit for it....lol....or maybe u can? lol

Looking for rep? You misunderstand. I don't plan on being repped for it, nor do I see any reason I would.

And my awesome poem response is what started everyone else responding with poems, otherwise there was no trend to follow.