Well lets see I was born in 1973 breach birth on April 2. I was suppose to be born on April 1st but I held out until midnight and April fooled everyone also coming out *** first I shot the world a moon and came out saying kiss my *** world. This is a true story I swear. Both my legs were bent to my ears broke and my balls were swollen to the size of grapefruits. So I had an auspicious start to say the lest. I grew up in South Florida where I was spoiled rotten and learned to gamble at the age of 7. Playing chess and 5 card draw for money mostly my allowance against my dad. When he won he never gave my allowance back and that tought me a very valuable lesson. As a teenager I chased girls like most guys but my dad had become a hug cocaine dealer so we were pretty wealthy and I was told I would never have to have a real job. That was a big mistake. My dad got busted in 89 and we lost everything and I went from being on top of the world and thinking I would never have to work to being poor and lazy which is a bad combo. So basically I have done odd work just to get by while I try to figure out a get rich quick scheme until a few years ago when I discovered holdem poker and how big it had gotten. So I decided I would become a pro poker player so I have played and learned everything I could for the past 3 years and I am getting pretty good. So in the next couple years I hope to go pro. I am currently trying to build bankrolls on sites the hard way with small deposits and freerolls basically because that's all I can afford. Im doing pretty well and I am able to provide for my family barely week to week on my earnings. I'm still looking for that big win so I can start playing the big tournaments and go pro. Like I said in the next couple years hopefully. So basically I am a lazy 36 year old bumb who hopes to become a poker pro soon and my family hates me for it but oh well its who i am and when I make it they will forgive me. Theyve stayed with me this long.