If you had to be....... you know!

[eejit101]

firstly, I am at work, and am bored in my lunch hour, so I decided to ask the following....

After letting Jen talk to targetguy last night and NDN for a bit, she was trying to convince Josh that I was secretly not a g4y man, and was happily hers.

So......

If you had to be h0m0sexually inclined, and had to pick 2 people on the world to be with of the same sex, who would it be and why????

[TerpZone]

Brad Pitt is so overrated, Terp. Him and Tom Cruise, no thank you very much. I will pass.

Pfft. No way. Brad Pitt, Adrien Grenier, and marky mark. I would allow any of them into a threesome with my woman and I.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Maggie Gylennhal?? Really? Shes kinda cute i guess, I mean, it wouldnt take me that many beers to get around how horrible of an actress she is, but rly? You ever see the batman movie she was in. Her acting was so horrible, it completely made her an ugo in my eyes. I literally just wanted to punch her in the face the entire movie, was glad to see her blow up in the end :-p. Her acting is almost as bad as megan fox's :-p. To each their own and everything, but man, id definately be going with scar jo or whatever (i presume u meant scarlet johannsen) as opposed to her

-0max

Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Pfft. No way. Brad Pitt, Adrien Grenier, and marky mark. I would allow any of them into a threesome with my woman and I.

Well I guess I'd have to see pictures of your woman before passing judgment on that threesome, but I don't think that's one I'd like to see. Not because of you, but Brad Pitt does absolutely nothing for me.

[KaciBlakely]

My picks are very easy.

Sophia Bush because she is simply gorgeous.

And Leighton Meester because she's Blair from Gossip Girl and I just love her and the show.

Those are two girls I'd go les for. For a night that is.

[BnLM5]

Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that".
Anyway, hahahah lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that".
Anyway, hahahah lol

Well the reason I said tap instead of hit is I didn't want it to be misconstrued that I advocated beating women. Also to make M:tG jokes.

[BnLM5]

Well the reason I said tap instead of hit is I didn't want it to be misconstrued that I advocated beating women. Also to make M:tG jokes.

M:tG jokes??? you know me...

[navuta]

Mike Tayson and Pelé!!!
Ronaldo...
All lovely mens...

[taylovesthebeatles]

M:tG jokes??? you know me...

Magic:the Gathering, a game Klink and I like to play.

[navuta]

wow..
I use to play these many many years ago.
They are really old these days now.
I had so many rare cards.. And I just gave it away..
I think If i had cared of than I could iven make more than 100$ buck on those..
I had 6 Original Serra Angels..
I liked playing first with dark and red cards..
than switched to White and green...
Was a nice game.
Today I like to play Illuminati cards.. and others my brothers has..

[targetguy1]

if i had to be with another man and i had to shag with him......first off i would make sure he is hung like a tooth pick just in case i get stuck being on bottom. second he better have lots of money and looking to pay me for my time and services as i am not free or cheap. so whoever this guy is then that is who i want to be with.

[GloBug]

if i had to be with another man and i had to shag with him......first off i would make sure he is hung like a tooth pick just in case i get stuck being on bottom. second he better have lots of money and looking to pay me for my time and services as i am not free or cheap. so whoever this guy is then that is who i want to be with.

lol hung like a toothpick. and rich thats a good one/. made me laugh pretty good.

[freeringo]

Did Eejit get his chest hairs waxed yet?

[targetguy1]

lol hung like a toothpick. and rich thats a good one/. made me laugh pretty good.

well its very true about rich men being hung like toothpicks. i been doing small constucion project for some pretty wealthy people in this area and from the city who have house up here.

put it this way one of the fuys i work for found a video recorder and was being very nosy and look at it to see what was on it. well it was a sex tape of the rich man and his wife and needless to say he was hung like a toothpick. i could never look at the couple the same again. i felt bad for the wife because she was smoking hot and has to put up with that little thing. lol i am a sick ****. anyways that my reason why most rich men are hung like a toothpick

[targetguy1]

Did Eejit get his chest hairs waxed yet?

i cant comfirm or deni it at this time.

[GloBug]

Did Eejit get his chest hairs waxed yet?

only jen and ndn know that one. maybe lori.