If you had to be....... you know!

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Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that".
Anyway, hahahah lol