If you had to be....... you know!

[0maxpower0]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

HAHAHA. "Hey goat how u doing... i like your beard.... hey goat, i produce entourage.... say hi to your mother for me" Eej, Im HOPING that youre referering the the saturdeay night live skit, with andy samberg. If you havent seen it then it really is an odd coincidence. The skit "marky mark talks to animals" is probably hands down the stupidest and funniest sketch he has ever made. IF anyone reading this HASNT seen it, then go to snl.copm or whatever youtube or hulu, and see this sketch. Watch the one with JUST andy samberg, as it was the first one. "hey chicken... ya know a lotta people just wanna eat you, but i just wanna talk to you" LOL WATCH THIS CLIP. OH yea, and Johnny Depp anyone??? jesus come on, i mean, johnny depp!!

-0max

[taylovesthebeatles]

Brad Pitt is so overrated, Terp. Him and Tom Cruise, no thank you very much. I will pass.

Uhhh okay let's see...Maggie Gylenhaal or however you spell it for sure, ScarJo...those types. I can't really think of anyone specific, but that's the general idea of women I go for. No one like Angelina Jolie though, although she's attractive and all, she's also batshiat insane, which is a no go for me. Also not really a fan of Megan Fox, sorry eej.

[0maxpower0]

Maggie Gylennhal?? Really? Shes kinda cute i guess, I mean, it wouldnt take me that many beers to get around how horrible of an actress she is, but rly? You ever see the batman movie she was in. Her acting was so horrible, it completely made her an ugo in my eyes. I literally just wanted to punch her in the face the entire movie, was glad to see her blow up in the end :-p. Her acting is almost as bad as megan fox's :-p. To each their own and everything, but man, id definately be going with scar jo or whatever (i presume u meant scarlet johannsen) as opposed to her

-0max

[taylovesthebeatles]

Maggie Gylennhal?? Really? Shes kinda cute i guess, I mean, it wouldnt take me that many beers to get around how horrible of an actress she is, but rly? You ever see the batman movie she was in. Her acting was so horrible, it completely made her an ugo in my eyes. I literally just wanted to punch her in the face the entire movie, was glad to see her blow up in the end :-p. Her acting is almost as bad as megan fox's :-p. To each their own and everything, but man, id definately be going with scar jo or whatever (i presume u meant scarlet johannsen) as opposed to her

-0max

Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

[BnLM5]

Well her acting may be terrible, but that doesn't mean she's not attractive enough for me to seriously seriously want to tap that. And yes, I did mean Scarlet Johanssen, although she is blonde. Oh I almost forgot Rachel McAdams. Her too.

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that".
Anyway, hahahah lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

That made me laugh! lol for one "a blond" and for two her it is said "I want to hit that" lol and you say "tap that".
Anyway, hahahah lol

Well the reason I said tap instead of hit is I didn't want it to be misconstrued that I advocated beating women. Also to make M:tG jokes.

[BnLM5]

Well the reason I said tap instead of hit is I didn't want it to be misconstrued that I advocated beating women. Also to make M:tG jokes.

M:tG jokes??? you know me...

[TerpZone]

Brad Pitt is so overrated, Terp. Him and Tom Cruise, no thank you very much. I will pass.

Pfft. No way. Brad Pitt, Adrien Grenier, and marky mark. I would allow any of them into a threesome with my woman and I.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Pfft. No way. Brad Pitt, Adrien Grenier, and marky mark. I would allow any of them into a threesome with my woman and I.

Well I guess I'd have to see pictures of your woman before passing judgment on that threesome, but I don't think that's one I'd like to see. Not because of you, but Brad Pitt does absolutely nothing for me.